"Heh-heh, Smeagol the Stoor..."

"Heh-heh, Seagol the Stoor was a fascinated fellow, always deliving for deep secrets, until one day, his brother Deagol found The One Ring -- and his life changed forever! Now he's strangled his brother <"YOW!"> -- alientated his whole klan <"Get yo' lyin' ass outa here, boy!"> -- hating the sun <"I need Coppertone but it hasn't been invented!!"> -- and holed up with the Goblins of the Misty Mountains <BOIOIOIOINNNG!> as he riddles his life away with the Bagginses! It's fisssh-crunchin' fun and preciousss comedy! Smeagol is -- GOLLUM! Rated PG-13."

The Joke is getting a bit old.

I know, and Towelie is the worst character ever.

D.G. Porter wrote:

"Won't chu take me down... to Funky Town!"

I like Towelie! He's better than Mr. Hankey! The worst characters are Kyle and Sheila.

Z.W.

I think Kyle and Sheila are great, but I recently admitted to myself that I've never really liked Stan -- he's kind of a sanctimonious little prick.

PZB

Glad I read this AFTER I saw LOTR Two Towers, or it would have been a spoiler.... ;-)

Well, if you saw FotR before TTT it could hardly be a spoiler. And if you "bothered" with the books (heh!) you'd have known the whole story. I saw TTT yesterday and I don't remember any mention of how Smeagol actually got the ring.

I've never read the books and I probebly never will, I'm not your typical bookworm... And I was talking about the name Seagol.

"Freddy Paulsen" wrote:

Pity. This is a newsgroup for bookworms.

�jevind

typical

I once read........

...a book!  :-)

Jonathan Livingston?

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oops, a typo I meant Smeagol..