TOP 11 SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS UNDER-QUALIFIED
- He promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
10. He runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."
- His first choice for Secretary of State is "that Bob Vila guy."
8. His mediocre record as Governor of Texas is balanced by the fact that no one really cares.
- He got his college degree by bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.
- When anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?"
5. At the debates, he answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?!?"
4. He vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.
3. He says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"
- On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a LIFELINE.
... and the Number 1 Sign Your Presidential Candidate Is Under-Qualified:
- His name is George "Dubya" ("Shrub") Bush!