BBC News: Cartman tops with UK kids

Aug 26, 19998 posts by 7 posters
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biohazard

BBC News: Cartman Tops With Kids

Eric Cartman, the animated outcast in the South Park cartoon series, has been named favourite personality in a poll of children.

The obscenity-spouting character pipped a host of pop stars, footballers and actors to top the list compiled by the NatWest Bank.

Kenny, another star of the controversial post-watershed series, was also included in the top 10, along with fellow animated hero Bart Simpson.

The children polled, aged between eight and nine years old, put the irreverent cartoon rascals on a par with more traditional role models such as soccer ace David Beckham and pop sensation Britney Spears.

The cast of US sitcom Friends also fared well in the vote. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox both managed respectable placings in the final table.

The success of Cartman and Kenny, sources of the more risqu��� jokes in the cult animation, came at the expense of figures in mainstream children's television.

Blue Peter presenter Katy Hill was the only figure in the top 10 personalities to represent a show specifically aimed at children.

Traditionalists may be heartened to hear that secret agent James Bond still enjoys the admiration of young people - 007 scraped in at number 10.

Despite the vote of confidence in their heroes, children will not be allowed to see the latest instalment of Cartman and Kenny's adventures. The new South Park film, opening on 27 August, has been given a 15 certificate in the UK.

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut ran into trouble in the United States, with the censor cutting scenes to remove bad language.

"Every time they made us cut something, we added something that was 10 times worse," said a defiant Trey Parker, one of the twentysomethings behind the cult show.

A US company named the film the most profane film ever, out-swearing the previous title-holder Pulp Fiction.

Media Index claimed the movie packed 399 "bad words" and 128 "crude gestures" into just 80 minutes.

The South Park film was eventually released in America with an 'R' rating - meaning cinemagoers under 17 had to be accompanied by an adult.

Fuelled by screenings on Sky and Channel 4, South Park has become a playground cult in the UK.

The headmaster of a Cambridgeshire public school even went as far as to appeal to parents to ban their children from watching the show.

He described the series about nine-year-old Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Stan as "filth of the most unsavoury nature".

The NatWest poll seems to suggest that youngsters identify more strongly with their South Park counterparts than parents would perhaps like.

"The show's just a little upsetting to people who have an idyllic vision of what kids are like," reckons Matt Stone, the show's co-creator.

"Kids are not nice, innocent, flower-loving little rainbow children. Kids are all little bastards; they don't have any kind of social tact or etiquette."

Original source here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_430000/430977.stm
Chester Cheaterbiohazard

biohazard wrote in message news:[email]...

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What??? Cartman is a CARTOON, for crying out loud! He's a grouping of construction paper cutouts that is voiced by some dude. I'm a fan of Cartman, too, but do you see me buying every single Cartman shirt that I see?

Davebiohazard

The same headmaster who wears his wife's underwear, I'll bet.

As opposed to the savory filth the children should be watching?

I really like Stone's down-to-earth attitude. He's a lot closer to the mark than most parents want to admit.

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This article cracks me up. Really. Kids in that age range care about what they watch on TV and in the movies. That's their reality for them. I mean, do you honestly think they're going to care about a soccer player? And if *anyone* calls Bitchney Slut a role model, I have a few things my fist wants to show them. Trey and Matt made the most intelligent quotes in there-hell, they're some of the most intelligent human beings I've seen in a long, long time.

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The report even got the ages wrong! I thought the kids were eight!

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Drew Thomas

They are, except for one. The one who is nine had a birthday party he didn't invite Pip to. Damien crashed the party with Pip in tow. Kyle got the birthday boy Ants in the Pants instead of the red Mega-Man, and the birthday boy retaliated by kicking everybody out. The birthday boy ends up alone eating pie while his friends see the rest of the match between Jesus and Satan. Everybody knows who the birthday boy is, right?

Ah, but that was so early in south park that it must have been his eighth birthday! What do others think?

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Kyle BroslofskiDrew Thomas

Hard to tell. Didn't Cartman's mom say he was born in 1988 in the "Slut.." episodes? If so, then he'd be turning nine (according to normal logic) in that episode. But, we all know they should ALL be a bit past eight years old by now, but by the logics of cartoonism, they're eight forever. :)

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