what is the avg. age of s.park fans?

Feb 7, 199898 posts by 68 postersalt.tv.southpark
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i love the show south park because of the smart-ass humor. im 27 and most people i work with are around 25 and older and most enjoy the show. my brother is 17 and he says most people his age dont like it. id like your opinion. i think its a comedyfor people from college to people in their early 30's. id like to know what u think? i beleive that south park is going to be the next big thing.hell, it probably already is.

I'm a 23 year old and I had heard of South Park for a while but never tuned in...until I met Stacy a 21 year-old who likes the show. We have been watching it a few times together and I laugh uproariously every time I see it...Cartman is my favorite along with Kenny....

Michael Graves

henry vargas jr wrote in message ... i love the show south park because of the smart-ass humor. im 27 and most people i work with are around 25 and older and most enjoy the show. my brother is 17 and he says most people his age dont like it. id like your opinion. i think its a comedyfor people from college to people in their early 30's. id like to know what u think? i beleive that south park is going to be the next big thing.hell, it probably already is.

So has anyone been keeping track? Whats the average so far?

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On 9 Feb 1998 22:24:11 GMT, [email] (MOWBIE) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

I haven't been keeping an accurate count, but it seems early to mid thirties would be the average.

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31, single white male.   Oracle database consultant by day;  South Park
junkie by night.  Mr. Douglas Hillman demands to know what we find so
"deep and insightful" in SP.   I, for one, don't watch SP for intricate
plots or meaningful statements.   I watch SP to see who they attempt to offend
next.  Tonight's episode (#112 ?) was brilliant.  I have to admit, though, I
thought last week's episode "Jesus vs Satan" was kinda lame.

Go watch "I'll Fly Away Home" if you want deep and meaningful. I have to think enough at work, thank you.

BC [email]

On 12 Feb 1998 04:07:14 GMT, [email] (ZEITGEIST) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

You mean 111. I liked Damien better than Tom's Rhinoplasty, but as I'm watching it again it gets funnier. Especially the part with Mr. Garrison.

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: Ummmm, not anywhere in my post did I demand to know what you find so deep and insightful. You should probably read a little closer.

Doug Hillman "Since then I've spent every day Chasing Amy"

TomMichaelalt.tv.southpark

27 here, and it really don't matter what the age is as long as you have fun and you aren't a shithead. Guess one out of two aint bad for most......

Tom

I am 26. Here in New Orleans there is a bar called the Bulldog that Turns off the music and puts South Park on all the T.V.s and the sound system every Wednesday when it comes on. A show has to be hot to stop a bar for 30 minutes.

Christopher L. cavalieri wrote in article ...

don't

fun

You'll never find an average age unless you poll all of america and not just the internet. My father (who doesn't have cable and likes to borrow my South Park tape which I add to every week) will be 69 years old this year and he loves the show. I just turned 34 and I love the show. My son who is 7 (and YES I let him watch the show and have told him not to say the dirty words they say and he complies) loves the show. So if you averaged our ages it would be 7 + 34 + 69 = 110 / 3 = 36.66 (ad infinitum). See South Park fans can do math!!!! I am even a programmer!

Sweet!

Wayne Stewart

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My grandmother is 70, and she watches it with me (I'm 16). My mom is going to let my sister start watching it too.

Ashley

"The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself"

On Wed, 11 Mar 1998 20:03:21 -0800, Gabriel T-Dharmoo offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Please tell me you're not really worried about it. Do you get uptight if you watch an R rated movie, too?

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I think its funny to all ages. I'm 28, my wife is 29, father in law is 52, and my mom is 48. We all think South park is a riot. My Dad and Step mom in law don't understand South Park. Rob Merritt

I'm 42.....my daughter's 10.....we watch it with the grandparents when they come to vist and they're pushing 70.......sort of like the Wonderful World of Disney for the '90s, eh?

That would be cool," it's a small world" could be a shooting gallery!!!!!!

I once cried cause' I had no shoes, Until i cut off a mans feet.

�i love the show south park because of the smart-ass humor. im 27 and �most people i work with are around 25 and older and most enjoy the show. �my brother is 17 and he says most people his age dont like it. id like �your opinion. i think its a comedyfor people from college to people in �their early 30's. id like to know what u think? i beleive that south �park is going to be the next big thing.hell, it probably already is. ���������������������������������������������������

Early-mid-late-teens thru late-mid-early-thirties. Myself being the exception, I'm 81....so kill me you son of a whore! Just shoot me!

Thanks, Ron

ps- Just kidding, I'm 5 (and I'm currently dating my teacher - Missiz Hornay).

I'm a 35 year old woman and I just adore the show. Most of my friends and colleagues -- ranging in age from early 20s on up to about 45 -- think it's a riot too. My mom, who's 67, even uses mr. hankey as a euphemism for going to the bathroom....

I'm a really big Sothpark fan,always catching myself singing the Mr Hanky song,I am 53 and obviously haven't grown up yet annieb

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Hi,

I am 20, my boyfrind is 26 and our sisters are both 17 we all love it!! Even my mother who is in her forties.

But I think it is a college type show. We have Ph.D (doctorate) students watching it here, at a party last weekend, we talked about it for ages :-)

Jessica

I'm 16 and I love the show I also have a webpage about it here click here and check it out http://www.erols.com/bishop609/index.html henry vargas jr wrote in message ... i love the show south park because of the smart-ass humor. im 27 and most people i work with are around 25 and older and most enjoy the show. my brother is 17 and he says most people his age dont like it. id like your opinion. i think its a comedyfor people from college to people in their early 30's. id like to know what u think? i beleive that south park is going to be the next big thing.hell, it probably already is.

I'm 20. And the show is the biggest thing in my dorm suite...the others are 20, 21, and 21 I think...

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My wife and I are 30 and we love it. All our friends are in the 28-33 range. They love SP too!! The Fredster ~~~~~~~Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, yeah I want the Cheesy Poofs!

Well, my "other" and I are 25, my sister is 23, my brothers are 20 and (a precocious) 12, and are all fans. My dad watches sometimes, he's, well, older than me :).

Average age? I'd guess in the 23-25 range. But definitely not an inclusive group.

Joe

On 8 Feb 1998 19:48:08 GMT, TheFredstr wrote from [email]:

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My whole family watches is. We're 10, 12 (we try to keep these two from watching it, cuz they're a little young) 14, 17, 18, 21, 24, and 51. Tape every episode. I happen to be the 14yr old, female, and none of my friends at school have Comedy Central, so I lend the tapes out to my friends, mostly juniors and seniors. they love it. they hear about it from their older sibs at college who all watch it, it's a big religious deal for them, congregating to watch South Park. I love it.

Judging from the majority of posts in this newsgroup, most SP fans are 14 year old boys who can't spell, punctuate, or even think very coherently. They almost all use AOL and have an amazing command of the extended keyboard characters. They favor HUGE sig files, most of which point to their own lame pop-culture web sites build solely for some ego gratification kick which I don't quite understand. They enjoy SP because it's got a bunch of little kids doing physical humor and sorta talking dirty. Of course, they tell others that they watch it because it's deep and insightful and making a statement on society if you can just look past the grade school kids talking dirty. Though when pressed, they're unable to explain just what exactly is deep and insightful about SP and what statement it is that they're making.

Just judging by the newsgroup though. ;)

Doug Hillman "Since then I've spent every day Chasing Amy"

Pegasus ([email]) wrote: :

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Good. It's pleasant to see at least a few voices of sanity in this group. It's also nice to see that you realize since you don't fit the description, you have no reason to be upset. I have a feeling that everyone who took umbrage at my post sees themselves reflected in it. :)

Doug Hillman "Since then I've spent every day Chasing Amy"

Uh, I hate to break this to you but the majority of posts to this thread are over 30 years old. I am 27 and watch the show every chance I get. It has become one of the only shows I watch on TV at all.

My whole family watches it and it is about the only time duing the week that we all get together and watch. I'm 20 and college educated, i have a sister who is 17, a brother who is 14 and two parents ages 43. All their friends watch it, and tons of people I work with do also (adults) It is about the funniest thing out there right now and not just bullshit like Melrose place or something like that.

and what percentage of the south park fans actually have access to the internet and newsgroups??? furthermore, for those who do have access, how many even know about the sp newsgroup. know what you wan to talk about or shut up.

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Hmmmmm. Was I describing you? If I wasn't there's no need to be offended. Was I?

If you could read, you'd see that I said the 'majority' of the posts here. If your posts aren't in that majority, why are you upset? If they are, I could give a shit less.

On top of all that, what the hell are you trying to say? I get the general idea that you're upset, but your babbeling doesn't really make much sense. Are you saying that the immature idiots are the only ones who have access here and that's why most of the posts are from immature idiots? Are you saying that there's a large part of the SP audience who's NOT a KrAD-DOOD teenager? If so, I agree. There's a HUGE amount of variety in SP's demographics. It's just hard to tell that by reading this newsgroup.

Doug Hillman "Since then I've spent every day Chasing Amy"

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heheh. AOL. Heheh.

My comments hit a little close to home did they?

There's absolutley no need to take offense at anything I said UNLESS I was describing you. Offended, are you?

Doug Hillman "Since then I've spent every day Chasing Amy"

Douglas S. Hillman wrote in message ...

Man, I can't believe you haven't gotten flamed out of here by some of the more cranially-challenged members of this NG. Needless to say, I agree, although this NG is by no means the most shining example of bad grammar that I have witnessed. Although it doesn't so much bother me as it does invalidate the point of the poster...anyone who can't come even close to making sense isn't worth listening to anyway. Oddly enough, of all my travails through NG's, the most coherent, grammatically correct NG I have ever seen is alt.drugs.hard. There ARE lessons to be learned from junkies!!!

Tucker Wolfe ([email]) wrote: :

heheh. I know that everyone who answers to my description is gonna see it as a flame and go nuts on me. It'll just prove my point even more. Wow, my first sorta troll in years of posting one the usenet. I just figured that the more intelligent posters here would get a smile out of it and the furor it'll probably cause amongst the targeted. And if I make just ONE 14 year old, ansi-loving, idiot punk think about the way he posts I'll feel I accomplished something. (One would be more than I expect though. :) )

Doug Hillman "Since then I've spent every day Chasing Amy"

On 9 Feb 1998 03:35:53 GMT, [email] ( Douglas S. Hillman) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Ah, a Kevin Smith fan, good day to you sir. I'd say that a lot of the semi-regular posters fit into that grouping, but most of the non-regular posters and lurkers seem to be mid twenties and up. FOr the record, once more, I'm 17.

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I love the show, don't me wrong. But personally I think it will deteriorate fast. It getting popular way too fast. People love it because of the toilet humor more than the wiseass attitude. I loved the first dozen Ren + Stimpy cartoons that had John K. involved. I've never liked Beavis + Butthead. Soon, but hopefully not, SP will have nothing to say. Personally, I'm 30 and vote libertarian.

John H. R.

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I am 24 (and really *would* vote libertarian if I thought their concepts would work :-)) and have to agree with you, regrettably. I fear it will go the route of B & B in that its first episodes were the best (I thought the latest S.P. episode was pretty lame, it had the same childish antics without the depth of wit that MADE the others great). I really thought some of the original B & B episodes were brilliant, but the writing took a nose-dive. I would hope S.P. would be more like "The Simpsons", in that the characters grew dimensionally and the show hit its stride in the 4th season. But alas, that is the exception...9 out of 10 series which get renewed seem to lose dimensions by the 4th season or so ("Murphy Brown" being one example that comes to mind...Jack Kevorkian should have put that show out of its misery YEARS ago).

Also, this mushrooming popularity can't possibly be good for the show's development. Oh well, I could watch that first episode 100 times and still get some good laughs. :)

Tucker

Douglas S. Hillman wrote:

what exactly are you talking about i can use punctuation

well anyways on a serious note brilliant call so many people in this group are looking for some deep down hidden meaning in the show (perfect example RAINBOWS)

cant anyone just watch a show and enjoy it anymore instead of totally getting wrapped up in their own stupidity

On 9 Feb 1998 03:35:53 GMT, [email] ( Douglas S. Hillman) wrote: � Judging from the majority of posts in this newsgroup, most SP fans are 14 year old boys who can't spell, punctuate, or even think very �coherently. They almost all use AOL and have an amazing command of the �extended keyboard characters. They favor HUGE sig files, most of which �point to their own lame pop-culture web sites build solely for some ego �gratification kick which I don't quite understand. They enjoy SP because �it's got a bunch of little kids doing physical humor and sorta talking �dirty. Of course, they tell others that they watch it because it's deep �and insightful and making a statement on society if you can just look past �the grade school kids talking dirty. Though when pressed, they're unable �to explain just what exactly is deep and insightful about SP and what �statement it is that they're making. � Just judging by the newsgroup though. ;) � Doug Hillman

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Don't worry Doogle, you'll �e a teenager one day. �y the way, was that your first hit off the �ong?

Thanks, Ron

WEll DooDZ I is from aOL and I think it is kewl SOUYth PaRK is kewl and you are a A FUCKIN!!!! ASSHOLE!!

YoU SUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK!!!

Go to hell pig-fucker!!

I'm sorry, Doug. Just playin' with ya. I couldn't help it. I saw your post and had to give a typical (from my experiences) AOLer's response. I wasn't sure about the capitalization problem (all caps, some caps, or no caps), or if I should have used punctuation.

I would have had a problem if you had said WebTV. I couldn't realistically fake HTML tags.

Eric Bycer, Jedi Knight Oh, for anyone keeping score, I'm 21. *Is* anyone keeping track? What's our average?

I'll be 33 in May, so that means I've been watching cartoons for around 29 years. South Park is the best one I've seen. Besides being profanely funny one of the reasons why I like is it has a progressively minded message.

Glen Hallick

In article ,

*I* think it's for people who are 40...speaking from personal experience!

Clever humor has no age limit! This is often a discussion point in tne world of Weird Al Yankovic enthusiasts -- he has fans of all ages, sexes, etc., and we get along together just fine no matter what age.

Carlotta Editor, Midnight Star: The Weird Al fanzine

Carlotta Barnes wrote:

sorry if i start a grossly off topic thread with but it has to be said

i love weird al (no not in that way) him and gallagher are some of the funniest comedians that the 80's spit at us

ah red snapper TASTY FISH

On Sun, 08 Feb 1998 20:12:54 -0600, Frank Rizzo offered this unto Shub-Internet:

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I'll listen to Weird Al if a song of his is playing, but I don't have any of his albums. I do love UHF, though. As for Gallagher, what needs to be said? He is the man, plain and simple.

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Reverend Bob wrote:

you have any idea how hard it is find some one under 20 (in south east wisconsin) you can appreciate wait no someone under 20 who has HEARD of gallagher

god almost 90% of the people i know have never heard of UHF

STUPID

On Mon, 09 Feb 1998 19:58:07 -0600, Frank Rizzo offered this unto Shub-Internet:

You;d probably have a hard time finding somone under 20 _anywhere_ that has heard of Gallagher.

That's a shame, it's a great movie. Michael Richards was perfect as the janitor.

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dude-gallagher is on Comedy Central all the time.he aint funny, but i have heard of him.

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MoJo x 187 wrote:

NOT FUNNY!?!? how can you not get a kick out of the sledge-o-matic

call me old fashioned but i will always have a place in my heart for the comedians i grew up on Weird Al Gallagher Sam Kinnison (i know i spelled that wrong) John Candy Steve Martin Dan Akroyd

can anyone honestly tell me that they dont get a kick out of kung fu theater you know where they do drop kicks over 4 story buildings and the english translation is laid right over the top of actors speaking japanese

BTW whatever happened to gallagher i heard he got cancer or something like that

I don't know about the cancer, but he seems to be alive and well. A quick search of Yahoo found his official web page at <http://gallaghersmash.com/> where they have pics, games, merchandise, etc. It also lists performance dates and it looks like he's booked every couple of days through the end of May. I guess HBO's obsession with him ended sometime around 1986. --- L.B. Noire; co-conspirator, The Undiscovered Country <http://www.flash.net/~reflex/> -or- <http://www.anus.com/tuc/>

I`m 13 my father is 48

Frank Rizzo wrote in article ...

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On Tue, 10 Feb 1998 17:39:48 -0500, Pegasus offered this unto Shub-Internet:

All right, obviously the people on this group have heard of him. We are, however, far from your average under 20 group. I, personally, don't know many people who obsesses over South Park nearly as much as I do. While I don't watch Comedy Central a whole lot, I'd bet most people in this group do. I guess I'm trying to say that the members of this group are more likely to know who Gallagher is than your average Joe.

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Reverend Bob wrote:

over the last two days i have been asking around school trying to find out how many people know about gallagher and to my suprise i found several kids who did only problem is they dont like gallagher

also to my astonishment i actually ran into people who could recite lines from UHF other than the box bit from wheel of fish

its good to know that people can still enjoy the classics

On Wed, 11 Feb 1998 20:29:41 -0600, Frank Rizzo wrote:

SUUUPPPLIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!! :)

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Reverend Bob wrote:

I obsess over South Park probably as much as you do, but I don't watch CC all day.. half the time it's stupid movies (and really crappy, at that), or it's some stupid game/comedy show. The only good shows on it are South Park and the Daily Show, and the Daily Show has really gone downhill.

On Wed, 11 Feb 1998 16:30:51 -0500, Pegasus offered this unto Shub-Internet:

I can't watch the Daily Show. Win Ben Stein's Money isn't bad, but then again I like those kinds of shows.

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Reverend Bob wrote:

over the last two days i have been asking around school trying to find out how many people know about gallagher and to my suprise i found several kids who did only problem is they dont like gallagher

also to my astonishment i actually ran into people who could recite lines from UHF other than the box bit from wheel of fish

its good to know that people can still enjoy the classics

Thats not true. Im 15 and live in CT and I've been watching galiger since I can remember he is as they say "the very best shit." As for UHF the reason its probably hard to find too many people that know about it is because its like a cult movie. Like Army of Darkness or Resivour Dogs...and mad people over here know about galager now cauz its always on CC.

MoGan..

Stan: Dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonase!

On 11 Feb 1998 04:45:13 GMT, [email] (JimBob965) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Ahh, Army of Darkness, one of the all-time great movies. I have yet to find someone who was seen that movie and not loved it. Reservoir Dogs was good, but not AoD good. Didn't have Bruce Campbell, so it is by definition inferior. You might want to read over what you wrote before you send it. You spelt 'Gallahger' wrong twice in different ways both times.

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Yea Im not all that great of a speller, I noticed that a lil after i sent it oh well...

MoGan..

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On 21 Feb 1998 06:50:15 GMT, [email] (Bob9er) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Yeah, if you want to look at it that way. I saw something in alt.fan.bruce-campbell about a possible Evil Dead 4, but it might have just been a question as to wheter it was ever going to be made.

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I don't think this is totally true. I am under 20 (okay, only by a little), and I have heard of both these comics, and think they are very good at what they do. Comedy Central shows Gallagher shows all the time, and Weird Al has (I believe) a couple videos out for rent. Most people will probably know who Gallagher is if you mention the Sledge-o-Matic.

Hey, buddy, 14 right here, and I watch Gallagher all the time! I love the bit with the "elephant" climbing up the ladder and diving into the water, and his big couch rules!

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In article , [email] (Reverend Bob) wrote:

I love Al whichever way -- even after working with him for almost six years on the fanzine, it still amazes me what a truly nice, normal guy he is.

I still haven't asked if he watches SP, but I'd be willing to place money on it. Okay, not a LOT of money, just in case I'm wrong....but that makes me want to ask!

Carlotta

aah... I'm 43, my husband is turning 50 in two weeks. We are both asst. professors at NYU, and we quote Southpark constantly. And, duh, we try not to miss an episode. Thank God for Comedy Central or we'd be catatonicly misserable by now... South Park is the antidote for over-careful bullshit... Age is nothing more than time, after all. --- Deb

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Okay, look, I am 17, and my friends and I all LOVE the show! I only know one person who doesn't like the show.

I'm going to take a poll at my school and see how many people like the show.

Glen Hallick wrote:

Me 34/wife 41. We watch and tape every episode because we have friends who don't have cable. Our cockateil can say "want some cheezy-poofs!" but we don't give him any because that would be wrong. Our sons (ages 18 and 23) also love the show, however our daughter does not because we don't let her. She is only 7 and in bed before 10:00 (although I believe she is only pretending to be asleep as I have heard her say "sweeeeet" when she gets ice cream.)

HLM

Ronald & Milinda Nowell wrote in message ... i am 31 the wife 37 and we both killed KENNY!!! Avg. age =34 here ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm 29, single white male and smoke pot on a regular wednesday basis.

henry vargas jr

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I'm 20 years old and South Park is the first show where I've taped the first episode, and watched it 20 times before the second episode aired.

Everyone else in my class seems to like the show, too.

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