Note: not all of this is entirely truthful, however, If you can't tell the difference then you're stupid (everything that isnt completely crazy is the truth)
First off, I just want to give a big pinwheel up the ass to Factoria Cinemas and their A-hole Staff
And Also, sorry for stealing those extra-painful pinwheels from ya Shiela, but I *REALLY* need them.
I'm still SO PISSED that I'm Shaking constantly and every mention of South Park, especially how great the movie is (I REALLY shouldn't have read every post about it) gives me an uncontrollable urge to kill Kenny dolls
well, time for the story / minor releif of pissed-offedness / reasons why everyone should really pull that stick out of their ass and actually think for once
Well, I went over to my friends house and we had decided a long time ago that we were going to see South Park the day it opened or a day later. Things worked out so we were going to go see it on Thursday. over the phone, his mom was asked me if it was ok with my mom that we were going to go see it, and hang around the city for a while without his parents. Knowing i would probably get screwed, I just said that she said yes A. because I didn't give a crap and B. because i knew I could talk my way out of any screwing that they would give. Once I got to his house, i tried to convince my mom to stay in the car so the parents wouldnt start talking and end up with me getting screwed, but it didn't work, she came in and they talked for like 45 minutes, however, no getting screwed!!! they just talked about horses or some crap forever. His younger sister was over at a friends house and was supposed to get back in 1 and a half hours, the time the movie was going to start, the theatre is about 25 minutes away, so we asked if his mom could just take us there now and just hang around for a while so we could get a good seat and have time to be without parents bugging us. We got to the movie theatre and, knowing they were going to be assholes (we all hate this theatre, but it was the only close one showing SP) we had his mom get out and buy us the tickets. We were pretty damn happy, we had tickets to what everyone had said was a kickass movie, $40 of his mom's and an hour of free time before the movie started. We were both thirsty, so we left the theatre and went over to the crap-mall right next to it and looked around - L.A.M.E - total crap! SO we went over to safew... (whee, who the hell cares what we did up till here) well to get back a little, we went over to the movie theatre and wasted money on arcade games till about 20 minutes till the movie started, so we went over to the ticket person and everything about him said Uh-Oh. He looked like the gay-PC crazy guy that would be genuinely offended by Southpark (especially his hair)
/me takes a little cool-off time here, blood pressure and heart-rate rose in rage after thinking about him.
Asshole-ticket guy : Can I see some ID? Me: our mom is coming, she bought us the tickets, she just had to run some errands