Why does Catman Hate Stan so much??

Does any one know why Catrman hates Stan so much? I have been all over the net and I would like to know if any one knows??? Draoncrystal

I take it you're new to the show.

Newsflash: Cartman is a jerk to *everyone*.

Does that answer your question?

Not to mention that she thinks his name is "Catman" or "Catrman" (I can accept a typo, but TWICE?).

Besides, it's not Stan that CaRtman hates, it's Kenny. He hates him the most.

Babe, you had not one buy two chances to spell Cartman's name, and you blew it both times. What cha smokin'?

-Jack

Cynthia Lucas wrote in message news:kxa75.24925$A%[email]...

I don't know, Canman (I mean Cartman :-) ) always claims to hate Kenny, but I have the impression that he secretly like him.

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Yeah, that occured to me. Cartman's always like, "I hate you guys, especially Kenny" but he seems to hang out individually with Kenny the most, i.e. in the Clubhouses episode (ok, ok..he might have just brought Kenny along so he wasn't outnumbered, but still..he'd have complained all the while if he totally hated Kenny). AND he was really bawling his eyes out in the Pink Eye episode when Kenny was dead.

Ah, well. I'm rambling. I'll shut up now. <g>

Being Cartman, maybe he just keeps Kenny around as either a lackey or someone who's lower on the income scale. Notice how he usually tries to muscle Kenny into doing what he wants (such as trying to make Kenny give him the last Pengin figure). He would'nt try to pull that sh*t on Stan or Kyle.

Or, maybe Cartman's just a big fat dumbass who, from lack of relationships, will grow up to either become Barbrady's full-time deputy, or a stunner at the South Park Meat-Packing Plant. Who knows?

<< but he seems to hang out individually with Kenny the most, i.e. in the Clubhouses episode (ok, ok..he might have just brought Kenny along so he wasn't outnumbered, but still..he'd have complained all the while if he totally hated Kenny)>>

He did complain a lot though:

-"You're poor Kenny, so you have to be the worker."

-"And stop your bitching."

Shit, and I spelled "but" wrong. Sad, the dependency we have on spell-checkers.

-Jack

Jack Cooper wrote in message news:Lwg75.24110$[email]...

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Good point Ever here of insomnia?? ~Cindy "Jack Cooper" wrote in message news:7Or75.21760$[email]...

you shore did make a fool of yorself jack. Next thyme bee shore too use the proper spelling of but befour sum one kicks you're but.

Fortunately, I no their can knot bee any spelling miss takes in this message be cause I ran it threw my spell checker.

All kidding aside, making typos does not make you stupid. What does indicate true stupidity is falling for scams like the one advertised below.

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I guess Catman is the offspring that is produced after Batman and Catwoman finally have sex.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Will it never end!!!!

"Bill K." wrote in message news:[email]...

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In article , "Cynthia Lucas" wrote:

Nope. Might as well put it in your .sig file.

DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA-DA...

CAT-MAAAN!! >:)

Quick! To the Fatassmobile!

Bill K. wrote in message news:[email]...

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I KNEW those nasty rumors about bats and robin were just that