Cartman's a "Poke'-addict"????

Oct 27, 1999, 10:26 PM ET37 posts by 26 posters
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furplay

AHHHH-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Furplay [email] wrote:

Allrighty now, I was literally ROFLMFAO when I saw the previews tonight. About damn time Matt and Trey poke some fun, no pun intended. :)

Lesley

"Every turkey dies, not every turkey truly lives." - Chef

And the previews were so *perfect!* "MOM! MOM! TOY STORE! NOW! NOW! MOM!" It was hysterical..I am *forcing* my friend to watch that one, she hates Pokemon. Anyone know what they were saying in the lunch scene?

-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me

"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me

Lone WolfKim DeCina

On 28 Oct 1999 11:34:03 GMT, [email] (Kim DeCina) wrote:

The lunchroom scene sounded like Furby talk... anyone else think so? Could that be the object of the kids' affection next week, rather than Pokemon?

----- Lone Wolf I did it all for the nookie.

"Dr. Ruth's pussy is so old it's got mice." - Jeffrey Ross

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

Everything I've read, including Taison's page, says Pokemon..besides, Furbies are going out of style, Pokemon still reigns it's evil darkness supreme

-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me

"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me

If u guys go to http://www.totalsouthpark.com and then go to the bit with unseen eps, there are three new eps there...

In article , Kim DeCina writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Drew Thomas "...if you have no friends, then you have nothing. So friends are to be treasured." Larry the prehistoric iceman.
Kyle BroslofskiKim DeCina

LOL!!! Totally!! And, definitely real-to-life, actually! My little brother does that ALLL the time...not about Pokemon, usually about..whatever the hell kinda action figure things or video games or *whatever*. But, I *have* been trapped in a store with about forty or so rabid kids and a whole rack of Pokemon merchandise...I just wanted to look at a jacket, goddammit! ONE FREAKIN' JACKET! ... ahem..done now with that rant. :)

Sounds to me like they (or just Cartman?) were trying to imitate the way they talk on the show, like really fast and with a whole bunch of "Poke-language" tossed in...that's what I gather anywhoo, considering I just saw the show once at about six in the morning, while on vacation in New Jersey while wandering around the hotel room in a zombie-like state, which caused me to turn on the TV at such a strange time...<decides to shut up, I'm talking too much 'cause I haven't been online at all this week, exams and work and stuff and...><shuts up for real this time>

~Kyle Broslofski~� �1999, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited, Batteries....Not Included. To reply, please remove the ANAL PROBE. ;P

Pokemon goes well with South park. Just Imagine how well pikachu's Jukebox would go with an episode of South Park containing a Charmeleon killing Kenny. then pikachu's Jukebox would contain "Charmeleon's mom is a big fat bitch"

Kyle Broslofski wrote in message ...

MOM!"

Heh.....actually, the show's dialouge is usually pretty normal-paced...the boys on SP talk alot faster. ;) On the other hand, the "Oh" thing was dead on. That routine happens about 3 times per episode...someone says something stupid, causing the others to react in that manner,like it's a reflex or something.

-Wyvern

Kim DeCina wrote:

Am I the only one that noticed that the previews showed the kids in the cafeteria talking with Chef, but that it never happened in the episode??

Lesley

"Every turkey dies, not every turkey truly lives." - Chef

Lone WolfThe troublesome one

On 06 Nov 1999 09:36:53 GMT, [email] (The troublesome one) wrote:

No, someone else brought that up.

Remember when Chef quit his job? There was a scene in the commercial for that episode where the school bus driver is the temp lunchlady. That wasn't in the final version of the episode.

To anyone who collects the videos: is "Succubus" out yet? If so, does the video have that scene included?

Perhaps the DVD version, if it exists?

Or maybe Com Cen will re-release a special edition DVD with all the episodes that had material cut.

----- Lone Wolf I did it all for the nookie.

"Dr. Ruth's pussy is so old it's got mice." - Jeffrey Ross

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

The episode is on right now as I write this; they are marching...I won't spoil it.

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Davefurplay

Why is that funny? He's about the right age for it.

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Legion1979Dave

I actually think Cartman was trying to talk like one of the characters on Pokemon, and was trying to make it sound rushed like on the show.

SaraJLegion1979

I think they're just making fun of the whole "Pok�mon-is-evil" and "Pok�mon-is-a-mass-marketing-scheme" thing...

SaraJ

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Lone WolfSaraJ

On 28 Oct 1999 23:54:53 GMT, [email] (SaraJ) wrote:

Pokemon IS evil, but not in a Christboy Satan type of way.

Gah... is that ever the truth. I still can't believe the goddam movie is coming out. And worse, I know someone (male, 25, plays CCG's including Pokemon) who is looking forward to seeing the flick. Needless to say, I've lost what little respect I had for him. I mean, I dabble in M:tG but I don't spend more than $5 a month or so on cards.

----- Lone Wolf I did it all for the nookie.

"Dr. Ruth's pussy is so old it's got mice." - Jeffrey Ross

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

Lone Wolfpstokely

On 29 Oct 1999 02:47:53 GMT, [email] (pstokely) wrote:

Although crude, your remark is justified. Well done.

----- Lone Wolf I did it all for the nookie.

"Dr. Ruth's pussy is so old it's got mice." - Jeffrey Ross

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

In article , Lone Wolf <powerslave@SPA MEATSMYASSerols.com> writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Isn't that what our fave troll, boinger king, said? "pokemon is gay, no pokemon at boinger king..."

Drew Thomas "...if you have no friends, then you have nothing. So friends are to be treasured." Larry the prehistoric iceman.
Ben RainesSaraJ

In article , [email] (SaraJ) writes:

That's because it is, silly!

I actually watched it once when I was really bored. Its weird how they try so hard at drama...LOL

KyleIke13~ (http://kyleike.8m.com) "When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless!" ~ Stuart McCormick
Robert GeenDave

There's a sad bastard in my year (10) that walks around playing Pokemon.

In article , "Robert Geen" writes:

What the HELL is Pokemon, anyway?

In article , [email] (Ben Raines) writes:

Well, it's not quite a poke, and it's not quite a mon, but man... <ROTFLHAO> ...So to answer your question, I don't know.

Jeremy B "Oh, to be young again. And also a robot." -- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth WWBBD?

LEo of BORGKrytenToo

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PokeMon is short for "Pocket Monster". Really. The Japanese _love_ to shorten words to absolutely nothing.

'Chinpokomon' is a combination of 'Chinpo' (Penis) and 'ko' (child, or little). To name them 'Little Penis Monsters' is a stroke of pure genius -- I _highly suspect_ that Eve (aka Yumiko Kumashiro) had a hand in doing the Japanese dialog in this episode. 'Chinpo' is something a woman'd say....

'Hirohito' and 'Ossei' reinforced the joke alluding that they had 'such small penises.'

If I can find pics, I'll make some wallpaper of Yumiko and Anna (my fav) if I have the time.....

BTW, I have some URLs for Anna and Yumiko:

Yumiko's homepage in Japan (English) http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/kuki/EVE/index.html

Anna Kazuki's Gilgame Profile (Japanese, but OK pic): http://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/gilgame/profile/annna.htm

LEo (and Gank)

In article , Jeremy B wrote:

"I have a thing about chickens" --Mickey Rourke to Lisa Bonet in AngelHeart mailto:[email] http://samiam.org/~zeiram
Lone WolfLEo of BORG

On Mon, 08 Nov 1999 20:09:00 -0800, LEo of BORG wrote:

Pokemon is based on a Japanese collectible card game (CCG) sort of along the same lines as Magic: The Gathering. You buy packs of cards, around 12 or so to a pack, and each includes commons, uncommons, and 1 rare... sort of like baseball cards. The main difference is that when you have enough cards (a typical deck will contain around 60 cards) you can play against someone else with a deck of cards. Each card is a monster with certain ability scores and powers... sometimes a flip of a coin is necessary to determine outcome, sometimes a dice roll, depends on the game and the card. Luck and skill has a bit to do with it, as does choosing the right cards for your deck.

The Japanese developed the Pokemon TV show and various knock-off products from the card game. And, unfortunately, the movie comes out in another week or two. Blecch.

Wizards of the Coast own the copyright to all CCG's... whoever makes Pokemon has to pay them royalties for using the CCG idea. There are also Pokemon collecting cards which are not used for playing a game... they just have pictures of the monsters on them. They do not have to pay royalties on those.

Some Pokemon cards can go for $50 or more, depending on the popularity of the character, how long the card has been out, and how powerful the creature's abilities are. SOme Magic: The Gathering cards are now worth a few hundred dollars, but they have been out for several years now. Because of the poor playability of the Pokemon game, it is unlikely that it will last as long as Magic has. (IMO)

----- Lone Wolf I did it all for the nookie.

"Dr. Ruth's pussy is so old it's got mice." - Jeffrey Ross

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

(snip)

Actually, Pokemon did not start with the card game. It originally was a video game made by Nintendo for the Game Boy portable system in 1996, in which the goal was to collect as many monsters as possible, either by capturing them, or trading with other players. It became one of the biggest selling video games ever in Japan (outselling Final Fantasy 7, among others) and the rest is history.

[email] (Ben Raines) Wrote:

Well, the short version is this: A brilliant mass marketing scheme by the Japanese animators to make sure parents spend all their freakin hard earned money buying these retarded toys/trading cards/keychains/every other thing available to man. AKA, this year's fad for XMas gifts, just like that damn Elmo and Ernie doll were before.

Growl...I hate being a big sis sometimes.

Lesley

"Every turkey dies, not every turkey truly lives." - Chef

I can sympathize. Thanks to my little pet brat (otherwise known as a brother) I now know ALL of the Pokemon names, types, evolutions...

-Megan, Deranged Big Sister Extrordinaire

"If you belive in me, I exist."

"Censorship f***ing sucks."

In article ,

Megan, Is there a website for you! Hate Pokemon (or at least Pikachu)? Try: http://www.mustbedestroyed.com/

Barb

Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
STOTT MEG & FRASERBarbara A. Carr

Thanks, Barb. I think my brother CRIED when he saw that... :)

-Megan, Irish-Canadian Insomniac Extrordinaire

[email] wrote:

When the Burger Kings started including the Pokemon stuff with their kids' meals, I conducted an informal survey while in the line on a Saturday night. Of nine adult females in the line in front of me, EIGHT of them identified themselves as being "sent here by my kids to get these #$#&% Pokemons".

MW

STOTT MEG & FRASER wrote in message ...

earned

thing

damn

Count me as number 9 on your list. I've been to several different kinds of novelty stores (like Sanrio, etc) and have been found staring at the Pokemon section for 15 minutes looking for anything that has my little sister's favorite character on it. Much as I like Nintendo and was raised on it, I curse them for having inveted Pokemon.

-Toni

Mike Wasson wrote:

Bill K.furplay

Just wait till next week's episode, which is aptly titled "Chimpokomon". Ask any Japanese speaker what "chimpoko" means. ;)

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ChelleBill K.

I was told it means "Penis Monster".! Leave it to M & T to come up with a name like that! LOL! :)

hehe...go to Troma.com...I noticed the Penis Monster there...that's why I laughed so hard when I heard this translation.

KyleIke13~ (http://kyleike.8m.com) "And now for Matt's mom is a dirty slut!" "CARTMAN'S mom!"