Do 6-yr-old beauty pagent contestants go to hell?

Apparently they do, and become one of Satan's most trusted advisors.

You really expected them NOT to put Jon Benet in Hell?

As far as anyone knows, she's not a mormon, is she?

re: JonBenet

No, the Ramseys aren't Mormon.

But why not use her face like all of the others?

missy

Standing next to Satan, Jon-Benet was tiny. I sorta wonder if they tried to use a picture of her face, and found out it was too small to be effective in that scene.

Besides, she wasn't Canadian. ;)

"LAWigley" wrote in message news:[email]...

Also, it's one thing to suggest that the little girl was Jon-Benet, but to actually use her picture would have been, in my opinion, a little over the line.

Rick Luehr wrote:

Uh, have you only just recently begun watching SP? The show crosses "over the line" as a matter of routine, and the more sacred the cow, the more likely it is to be skewered. Against the backdrop of all the other taboos the show has broken, nothing about JBR would have been astonishingly tasteless or shockingly over-the-top. We've been through a huge gamut, from relatively tame topics like diarrhea, bestiality, dildos, and herpes, to stuff like a gay Satan, an old woman being fucked to death, and unflattering portrayals of God, Jesus, and Moses, In comparison to this, a nonsensical or satirical reference to a dead kid isn't exactly a kick in the gut.

"Mark Tangard" wrote in message news:[email]...

It's not a question of there being some line, and the distance past which you cross it. Using an actual picture just would have been lame.

I may not have stated my original message quite the way I meant. I really meant that Matt and Trey may have found using her picture as going a bit too far. I'm not sure if either of them has kids, but it just seems to me that a lot of people, even Trey and Matt perhaps, feel that directly mocking a little girl who was murdered, is over the line. I dunno, just my opinion.

By the way, I'm a fairly long time fan of the show, and I don't offend easily at all.

Actually, a direct reference to Jon Benet is not like a stab at Satan, God or even Sally Struthers. I don't think even SP would dare suggest this innocent girl is in Hell. That would be over the line even for them. I am sure they would skirt around it enough for it to be tasteful - in their standards.

Mark Tangard wrote in message news:[email]...

So you're saying that it WASN'T her? Sure looked like it was meant to be.

Alex Cain wrote in message news:[email]...

No. I am not saying that at all.

I am quite sure it was her, although I believe they made sure to do it in a way that did not get too far out-of-line, and disgust the viewers instead of amusing them. In fact, the way they had her give words of wisdom and encouragement to a distraught Satan was even kind of cute.

Alex Cain wrote:

I just looked again, and although it's pretty easy to miss -- and I've seen maybe 2 pictures of JBR, since I avoid that kind of story like Howard does -- I'd have to agree. Who else could it possibly have been?

In article , "High Time" wrote:

Why? What have they -ever- done to make you think they have any tact?

Howard S Shubs wrote in message news:[email]...

Dude, it's not a matter of "tact". Matt and Trey are not stupid. They are not tasteless just for the sake of being tactless. They know what is funny and what is not.

In article , "High Time" wrote:

The whole whatsherface PR crap was tasteless. M&T wouldn't be breaking any new ground.

Yes, I call it a PR stunt, and a very stupid one.

Dude, if Gandhi can be in Hell, then ANYBODY can, okay? Get over it; it's just a cartoon ... a GREAT cartoon, but cartoon nonetheless. :)

In article , BatMan2000 wrote:

Really. The Onion has kicked that overrated little dead bitch's ass several times. If South Park can't be as irreverent as the Onion, they need to pull the plug. (Anyway, when you make fun of Jon-Benet, you're actually making fun of the media's obsession and that scumbag family of hers, so it's okay).

• ali assa seen

Um...Gandhi went to hell for worshipping false gods. As all false god worshippers do. That was the point.

jason

<<Um...Gandhi went to hell for worshipping false gods. As all false god worshippers do. That was the point.>>

I don't think so. Mormons are Christians, but they are the only Christian denomination that goes to heaven.

The other Christians, the ones who don't make it, are worshipping the same God.

I think that the point is that you don't get into hell unless you're incredibly dull and boring because you possess an innocence that is beyond childlike, it's almost deranged.

It reminds me of what Bill Hicks said about heaven and hell. He said that he'd rather be surfing on the ocean of fire than be in heaven, because hell is where all the fun is. (Of course, when he was dying, he changed his mind and developed another scenario about how now all the hip and fun people were in heaven.)

I thought it was supposed to be Shirley Temple at first.

She ain't dead yet.

Metlhd3138 wrote:

She may as well be. Besides, Shirley Temple didn't die as a child. Satan's advisor was clearly a small female child, around the age of 6 or 7. Wearing a fancy dress and with dimples. Either it was a stereotype that M/T thought would be funny or it was Jon Benet. Given M/T's style, I'm inclined to think it was a shot at Jon Benet.

In article , Mark Tangard wrote:

Shirley Temple isn't dead?

I could be wrong -- I don't closely follow the lives of has-been stars from decades ago -- nut her entry in the IMDB (http://www.imdb.com) gives a date of birth and no date of death.

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Didnt King Homer eat her,,oops that happened on an alternate earth.

"Howard S Shubs" wrote in message news:[email]...

Shirley Temple is and has been the US Ambassador to the UN for many years.

<<Shirley Temple is and has been the US Ambassador to the UN for many years.>>

She was, but hasn't been for a long time.

"Cheryl3b" wrote in message news:[email]...

years.>>

You are absolutely right.(My bad!) I did a search and found out that Shirley Temple Black's last political post was US Ambassador to Czechoslovakia. She was left that assignment when Bush's term ended. BTW, she is 72.

In article , "Stembolt" wrote:

Okay, so she's not -too- old.

But, how do we KNOW it is JonBenet. What did I miss?

Um, the HUGE hair?

"High Time" wrote in message news:ylEg5.12268$[email]...

I don't believe in "hell", so I say "no". It's the parent's fault for their chirdren looking like adults or prostitutes, you don't normally hear "Mommy, I want to be a pagent girl"...but it does happen. Hillary

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No. And their parents probably won't go, either. Only the man who took her life may go.

--- Willie Westwood

You're kidding, aren't you? JonBenet's mom killed her, and she'll rot in the flames of Hell for it.

On 08 Aug 2000 22:27:14 GMT, [email] (BatMan2000) wrote:

I thougt the dad did it and mom helped to cover it up.

Doesn't matter... they're all going to all... according to South Park, only Mormons get into heaven.

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In article , [email] wrote:

So -that- is who that was supposed to be!

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You *mean* you didn't KNOW??? o.O;;;

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In article , [email] (OnsenMark) wrote:

Nope. I pay as little attention to the Jon Benet crap as possible.

No, but their parents sure do.

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It was prophesied that if Jon Benet were to grow up, she would become "the radiator lady" in "Eraserhead." Henry wasn't ready for that.

In article , "Jack Cooper" writes:

Oh, did I miss an appearance by "Daddy's Little Hooker"?