Don't know who Cartman's dad is? Pissed? But, look on the bright side...

We found out Garrison is bi!

McGurk... Yes, THAT McGurk. You die now.

Bi?!? We found out he's hetero, you're assuming he's bi.

FMCarroll wrote:

not sowhen mr garrison was groping mrs cartman she asked chef if he wanted to get a threesome and when chef refused mr garrison yelled out "damn"

On 26 Feb 1998 14:45:37 GMT, [email] (FMCarroll) wrote:

No, we never found out for sure that he's hetero. So far Mr. Garrison hasn't made a single move on a woman. He said he wanted to hang around and screw hot chicks in Tom's Rhinoplasty, but he ran away when the women started flocking around him. And in "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut", Mr. Hat's the one who's feeling Miss Cartman up under the hay, not Garrison.

-> >We found out Garrison is bi! -> -> Bi?!? We found out he's hetero, you're assuming he's bi.

Dude, he's bi. He was dissappointed that he couldn't get any w/ Chef! THEN, he settled for Mrs. Cartman!

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McGurk wrote:

Bi? He sleeps with men too?

Deacon wrote:

Well, he wanted too... remember his disappointment at not getting a threesome (however they said it) with Chef & Mrs. Cartman

That's another thing. How come they keep calling her Mrs. Cartman. Was she ever married? Do you think that could be anything?

"You know, I've learned something here today."

No, just pot-bellied pigs.

Deacon wrote:

Deacon wrote:

Well...he was disappointed when Chef refused to participate in a menage-a-trois with him and Miss Cartman.

Peace, VInce Yim

On Thu, 26 Feb 1998 06:24:07 GMT, [email] (McGurk) wrote:

keep in mind that what you saw isn't necessarily what really happened... what we saw was chef's recollection of what happened. I don't doubt that it was the truth, though...

Jeremy

That reminds me, a Rashomon-like South Park episode would be hilarious. Who would've thought of Kurosawa movies and South Park going together?

"How many times do I have to tell you? Your weapons have no effect on me!" -Prince of Space, MST3K

"No kittah! This is mah paht pah!" -Eric Cartman, South Park

"Hey! X-rated action!" -Tequila, Hard-Boiled

McGurk wrote in article ...

Mr. Mxyzyptlk: HEY, McGURK! WHERE ARE YA, IT'S GETTIN' LATE! HEEEY McGURRRRRRK!!!!!!!(WHAM!)

-Wyvern