Cool Kenny Deaths

Jan 28, 199912 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.southpark
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I have some cool new ways that Kenny could get killed:

-Being crushed between Pamela Anderson's size-36-XXX boobs -Someone sticking a naked blonde and $10,000 in front of him, then saying he could only choose 1.

That's all I've got for now. I'll post more as soon as I can. SaraJNES I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Sh**

Hey, Pammy's only 34DD!!! (same as me - but I have no silicone).

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SaraJNES wrote in message ...

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Suddenly I feel so inadequate and less of a woman :P

-Toni (who's attending college in order to get her bachelor's and then her ph.D so she can get a good paying job so she can afford a boob job to boost her tiny 36 A into a 36 B-hey, I'm not greedy-I'm sensible)

Catrina Reilly wrote:

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and then go on to kill Kenny? how long will that takes? ^_^

James

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Catrina ReillyTonialt.tv.southpark

What's gonna annoy you even more is that I'm only 16 and haven't finished growing yet!!!

PS - Before anyone makes a comment that I am too young to be talking about stuff like this, let me tell you that I am English and therefore legally old enough to have sex, get married and buy Lottery tickets in this country.

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Toni wrote in message ...

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In article , "Catrina Reilly" wrote:

But you are not too young to kill Kenny aren'y you? ^_^ remember Kyle kill "vampire" Kenny once and he is only 8!!

I don't care, who you are, where you from don't care what you do as long as you had fun in this group!! (Sample from Backstreet boys)

James

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Catrina Reilly wrote:

Hey how ya doing (insert idiotic pick up line here).

"I am so smart, I am so smart. SMRT, I mean SMART." Homer Simpson Craig Winckler Email mailto:[email] Icq #21456614

(Steve's eyes close halfway, an ear-to-ear smile appears on his face, and lots of little hearts appear and disappear above his head...then he throws up.)

Pammy: Ewwww!

James

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In article , [email] (SaraJNES) wrote:

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He'd take a while deciding, staring intently at the blonde in the process...

But in the end he'd choose a blonde. Kenny's dad would just waste it on the bar, anyway. :)

the_davester nirvanasongs @ yahoo.com http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Well the many hands began to scan around for the next plateau Some said it was in Greenland and some in Mexico Some decided it was nowhere except for where they stood But they were all just guesses, wouldn't help you if they could" -- Meat Puppets