When the boys were playing street hockey and Cartman was doing live commentating as he was playing goalie..... "Marsh heads to the goal and passes the ball to the poor kid. The poor kid passes to the jew. The Jew shoots! OHHHH!!! And the shot is blocked again, proving once and for all that Jews can not play hockey." "It isn't fair, Cartman is fatter than the goal" "I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body!!!!!"
another hilarous Cartman quote
Nov 8, 2003, 10:50 PM ET2 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.southpark
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"Jzak2004" wrote in message news:MPirb.1161$[email]...
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Somehow, nothing beats a Homer quote:
Lisa: Dad, you're not listening to me! Homer: Lisa, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
Bart: Dad, you never come to any of my little league games. Homer: I TOLD you, I find them BOR-ing.