Shoot first, ask questions later.
Poor Butters.
Coolest South Park EV-AH
Apr 24, 2003, 12:22 AM ET29 posts by 17 postersalt.tv.southpark
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"Anybody wanna dance?" Funny!
having Butters pulling his pud to try to get a semen sample---*snicker*
Having Cartman coming across the bathroom and noticing Butters STILL trying to get a semen sample.--LOL
Having Butters come up with the semen sample---LMAO.
"Alex Cain" wrote in message news:lEJpa.11496$[email]...
"andy5421" wrote in message news:[email]...
trying
You'd think Cartman would have known how semen is produced, since he had Ben Affleck spooge over his hand last week. Then there was the whole 'seman + sea people = sea ciety" deal. Butters is a little young for that, but you'd think Cartman would have known how the whole proceses was made. He's certainly had enough experience in that area.
"Alex Cain" wrote in message news:PwNpa.11749$[email]...
Ben
Dudes. It's South Park. You know, where Kenny would die and reappear week after week for five seasons? Where pot-bellied elephants were born in a little over a day? Where the kids took the bus to China for the dodgeball championships? ;)
"Now I know how all those white women felt."
The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
"The Vampire Muffin Man" wrote in message news:[email]...
had
week
dodgeball
Actually the pot-bellied elephants were.......pot-bellied Mr. Garrisons. lol
On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 00:50:52 -0500, "andy5421" wrote:
"Well... I just started thinking about Stan's mom's big hooters and some finally came out!"
----- "There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show
With that though in my mind, that's not what would have come up nor from there.
"Pastor of Muppets" wrote in message news:[email]...
trying
"Pastor of Muppets" wrote in message news:[email]...
trying
I thought he said "titties"
guess i need to watch it again
"I was pounding my weiner for two days straight....."
"I was up there poundin' my wiener for two days straight aaand finally, I thought about Stan's moin'a boobs, and this little timy spooge of... this white stuff came out."
The boys obviously know what spooge is. :D I'm somewhat surprised Stan didn't slap Butters for thinking of his mom's boobs. LOL.
Kenny being a little pervert never ceased to crack me the fuck up. And that dude running around yelling "ANYONE LIKE A DANCE" during the gun fire scene was fucking halirious, i almost pissed my pants. Whatever happened to Barbrady the only cop in Southpark, and theres no crime there? "Alex Cain" wrote in message news:lEJpa.11496$[email]...
South Park's gotten bigger since the series began...
"Buddy Lee" wrote in message news:hg%pa.2172$[email]...
that
scene
"Willie Westwood" wrote in message news:...
My theory is that Park County has the towns of Northpark, Middlepark and Southpark, each with their own local level constable (Barbrady). Park County is the County level law enforcement department.
On 4/26/03 5:08 AM, in article [email], "Willie D" wrote:
If you ever going skiing in Breckenridge, its worth the 20-minute drive just to see South Park and Fairplay Colorado. You can easily envision Barbrady running the show.
"Buddy Lee" wrote in message news:hg%pa.2172$[email]...
that
scene
I wonder why the Park County Police weren't called the Park County Sheriffs.
It's a very small county.
"Willie Westwood" wrote in message news:1Y3qa.58$[email]...
Sheriffs.
On or about Thu, 24 Apr 2003 18:09:19 -0400, Buddy Lee made the sensational claim that:
Dude, that wasn't a dude!
In article , LooseChanj wrote:
Are you -sure-? :->
On or about Fri, 25 Apr 2003 07:57:47 -0400, Howard S Shubs made the sensational claim that:
Well, no. And I really don't *want* to be.
"Cover me.....I'm goin' Slo Mo"
On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 18:09:19 -0400, "Buddy Lee" wrote:
Was that supposed to be a dude? I thought it was just an old, fat stripper. There's (at least) one in every club.
PZB
I thought it was a dude. LOL
On 27 Apr 2003 22:53:50 GMT, [email] (Poppy Z. Brite) wrote:
I was beginning to think that nobody in alt.tv.southpark had ever been to a strip club. Every stripclub has at least one drugged-out skank who won't go away, some rural southern stripclubs have nothing but drugged-out skanks.
Jeremiah who has 5 years of sleazy strip-club research, thank to the US Navy
"Jeremiah Kristal" wrote in message news:[email]...
that
scene
stripper.
I doubt that problem is relegated strictly to "rural southern" stripclubs. There are some pretty crappy clubs in urban northern areas as well.
On Mon, 28 Apr 2003 09:06:01 -0500, "Heavyarms" <jentrytee (at) pee-puhl-pee-see (dot) com> wrote:
You're probably half right. My limited experience in northern urban strip clubs indicates that they're not quite that skanky, but the middle-of-nowhere clubs in NY/NJ/PA scare me enough that I've never entered one.
Jeremiah
On or about 27 Apr 2003 22:53:50 GMT, Poppy Z. Brite made the sensational claim that:
On my 18th b-day a couple of my friends took me out to a nudie bar. It was a sunday night, so there were only 3 girls there. And one of them was old and fat. Funny thing was she was giving a lap dance when we walked in. It all made sense when she finished and we realized the guy had to weigh twice as much as she did. Thank god for the pool table, I don't think I coulda handled watching her on stage.
Did anyone else notice in the strip club where the Boss says that they will need to have the McCormick's make their Meth again.....
On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 04:22:41 GMT, "Alex Cain" wrote:
yeah I noticed that too....
well shit they're poor....
(><) Sweet
"Mr Makidy" wrote in message news:[email]...
In article , Mr Makidy wrote:
Yeah, the second time I watched it. Hmmmm...