Kyle's Mom

Hi, I'm new here. My name is Zoey Webber, I'm 21. My family recently moved from Delaware to Salt Lake City, Utah. I used to not like South Park, until I saw the Rainforest episode. Became a fan ever since. But am I the only one here who hates Kyle's Mom, Shelia? It's like she wants Kyle to throw away his childhood and turn him into something she wants him to be. I wish Kyle would at least stand up to her. Why is it Shelia always wants Kyle to take Ike with him everywhere he goes?

Did anyone notice in the episode where Kyle's cousin comes to visit, Shelia seemed to care more about him than her own son? I hope I can get aquainted with you fellow fans. I will defeinately post more in the future.

Z.W.

"Hey, baby, uh huh huh, ever been with an older man, uh huh huh huh!"

Oh, goddam, welcome to "Life in Hell"!

She is the obnoxious one, isn't she?

Yes, she's a realy Boozhie. But remember, she moved to South Park because the woild is such a rotten place and city life is a complete disgrace!

'Cause she's a Boozhie and she has fantasy-life. Why doesn't Gerald stand up to her? He fucks her! She's probably lousy in bed! He should stand up to her!

Yep.

Better watch out, anyone who likes SP is strange to begin with, M heh heh heh heh

"ZoeWebber" wrote in message news:[email]...

Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeellll Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha bee-atch! Come on, everyone! You all know the words! [kids choir joins in] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!) Talk to kids around the world, And it might go a little bit something like this: [Cartman leads a Japanese choir, then a French one, then a Dutch one (dressed as a Dutch girl), then an African one (in black-face). When he sings in English again, the four choirs are behind him in the Netherlands] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. [The schoolyard] She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch (Oh!) Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! [showstopper] I really mean it. Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch! Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom! Yeah-tch

In article , "Jeremy" wrote:

Note that the "Oh!" is because Kyle's mom showed up and is standing behind Cartman. He doesn't realize it until just after the song.

The song is from the movie.

On or about Tue, 10 Dec 2002 22:39:13 -0500, Howard S Shubs made the sensational claim that:

"Aww, FUCK!"

"Kyle's Mom is a Bitch" first appeared oin the first Xmas special.

"Jeremy" wrote in message news:agtJ9.310029$QZ.45732@sccrnsc02...

I like the contrast between my sig and my post ;).

On Thu, 12 Dec 2002 01:39:14 GMT, "Jeremy" wrote:

The man was a friggin' idiot! He always approached problems fuckin' backwards. All he was trying to say was "you dont know every fuckin' thing" to all the starch-arsed scientists. So why not just say that? If only our science WERE childlike.

When he sits there and says like: "I realised that if I was on a fast train then I might see... blah blah blah" He lying his arse off. That's the LAST part of the process, the part where you figure out how to explain shit to people.

All scientists do it. They say "I started out with an open mind & tried to find the answer". Where what they mean is "I had a fucking good idea what was going on so I tried to prove it"

Stephen Hawkings talks bollocks too.

L8er.

dsl_dude_uk @T y@h00 d0t c0 d0t uk

In article , [email] (ZoeWebber) wrote:

Greetings, Zoey.

You'd have to ask her. She's clearly supposed to be someone's idea of a sterotypical controlling Jewish mother. Keep in mind that it's a cartoon, or if not that, fiction. She's what she is because her designers said so.

Kyle hasn't hit his teens yet, so I expect he'll learn to stand up to her sometime after the show ends. He'll learn that Cartman was right when he sang "Kyle's mom's a bitch."

Howard S Shubs wrote:

} She's clearly supposed to be someone's idea of } a sterotypical controlling Jewish mother. Keep } in mind that it's a cartoon, or if not that, } fiction. She's what she is because her } designers said so.

I am shocked to hear that Kyle's mom is a fictional character. I always thought that all the characters in South Park were real people and that the show was a documentary.

I guess from now on when I want to watch a documentary about real people, I'll watch "Popeye the Sailor."

In article , Eric Perlin wrote:

Some people take this too seriously, that's all.

It's a cartoon, not real life. Stop wasting your obviously all-too-sparse brain power worrying about such trivial things. And I don't give a flying fuck about your life story.