Some Chef Aid Statistics

Note: I determined these with the Extreme Version. It's really sweet... no bleeps. Other note: I count the intros at the end of tracks as part of the next track.

Tracks: 21 Time: 77:37 (minutes:seconds) Cleanest Track: Tracks 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 16, 17, 18, 19, and 20 have no curses, unless I messed something up somewhere. Dirtiest Track (by number of curses): 21... mostly because of Cartman at the end. (48 curses) Second: 8. 43 curses. Third: 2. 32 curses. Dirtiest Track (by curse density): 8. Has 43 curses in 3 minutes, 46 seconds (a curse about every 5.25 seconds.) Second: 21. Has 48 curses in 4 minutes, 33 seconds. A curse every 5.68 seconds. Third: 2. 32 curses in 4 minutes, 46 seconds. A curse every 8.93 seconds. Total number of curses: 137, most of them on tracks 2, 8, and 21. Most used curse: Bitch.

Note: I didn't count 'ass' as a curse. Why? Because it's used in the bible, so I don't consider it a curse.

************ I'm pissed off because I have gift certificates to Wendy's that expire on December 31st, and I'm in Florida (near Orlando), and I left them at home in New Jersey. )-: "If there is any principle of the Constitution that more imperatively calls for attachment than any other, it is the principle of free thought -- not free only for those who agree with us, but freedom for the thought we hate." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Not too sure about whether this one counts or not, but in track 10 (Bubblegoose), after Cartman tells Kenny that his family is poor and to give it up, you can clearly hear Kenny say (Fuck you Cartman). Not sure if that counts because it was muffled and everything, but he did say it.

Jeff

Jeff Plas wrote:

Also in the same track "Bubblegoose" Kyle complains that Cartman is ruining the song, to which Cartman replies "Fuck you guys!" It's in the extreme version... I'm assumin' you don't have it?

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No, I have it. I just forgot. The one that I mentioned was the only one that popped into my head when I was reading the message. It's not like I went through and listened to the whole thing over, just listening for swearing!

Jeff

You have a lot of time on your hands.

Evan