Okay, here it is, the very first part of the alt.tv.southpark Collabrative Fanfic. The ground rules are (with help from Dain of the Iron Hills):
1) No killing of orginally created characters ('regular' SP characters are
okay to kill)
2) No killing Kenny in the first three parts.
3) The next writer will come on a first-come, first serve basis. That's right,
you have to respond quickly. All writers will be allowed to contribute,
though (including non-writers).
4) You may only write one part.
5) Your part (the script part) must not be longer that two 'pages' (on the
computer screen) of text. If you put your monitor at 800x600 and maximize
your typing window, then it can be no longer than two 'scrolls' down the
virtual page.
6) Please include all of the last parts of the fanfic before your part.And now, on to the first part!
-- SCENE: South Park Elemetary ----------
Mr. Garrison: Now, then, children, mining is very bad, because look what it
does to the environment. The only advantage to mining is that
we get the materials to make 'D' batteries for v- stuff.
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, why are we learning about mining?
Mr. Garrison: Because the *SUCKASS* Colorado government makes us do this
s<bleep> now!
Kyle: Oh.
Mr. Garrison: Because of this, we (Continues in background)
Stan: Kyle, you wanna come over after school today?
Kyle: What for?
Cartman: I wanna come.
Stan: Shut up, fatass.
Cartman: I'm not fat, I just can't control my eating habits.
Kyle: You're damn right.
Cartman: Ay! You son of a bitch!
Kenny: {Cartman, look who's talking...}
Stan: We're gonna go throw rocks at the old Peterson Place.
Kyle: Dude, why do we want to do that?
Stan: Because, we're kids, and we shouldn't know any better.
Mr. Garrison: Stan, are you talking?!
Stan: No.
Mr. Garrison: If you continue, I'll have Mr. Hat bust a cap up yo' ass!
Stan:.... What?
Mr. Garrison: You heard me! He's gonna take you to the curb, too!
Stan:.... o-kay....
Mr. Garrison: Now pay attention the the mining, fool!!!
Stan: eh....(Mr. Garrison turns around, and starts writing again) Cartman: Ha! Ha! Mr. Hat's gonna bust a cap up your ass! Stan: If he shot a gun at your ass, he couldn't miss, Cartman! Cartman: Yeah, I kn- Ay!
-- SCENE: The bus stop ---------- (Mrs. Crabtree drives by, screaming after she lets the scamps off) Stan: Dude, did you have to shoot that spitwad at her head? Kyle: Yeah. Stan: C'mon, this way to the Peterson Place. (They walk off) Cartman: Ay! What about me and Kenny? He's gonna get scared! Kenny: {Shut yer f*cking mouth.} Cartman: C'mon, Kenny, we'll go scrape up something to do. Kenny: Hee hee heee.
-- SCENE: The old Peterson Place ---------- Stan: C'mon, just throw a rock.
(Stan throws a rock and breaks a window)
Stan: See? Kyle: Okay.... (picks up a rock) Stan: Now, just throw it at the window...
(Right as Kyle throws it, some headlights come up the streets. The rock breaks glass on the house and the car stops. Barbrady comes out) Barbrady: Did you just throw a rock at that house? Stan: No. Barbrady: I thought I heard broken glass... Well, I'm gonna hafta take you both into questioning... or something. (He cuffs them, and throws them into the back of his car) Stan: Hey, watch it, you asshole! Barbrady: Quiet, or I'll arrest your for slander... or something.
(He drives them off to the police station)
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END of the_davester's part of the Collabrative Fanfic.
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Start the next part here, whoever replies first. Make sure to end your
fanfic like I ended mine (With the row of stars), and delete these lines of
text.