Started Sept 17. Ohh Noo! They Killed Mr. Kenny!
Disclaimer: Well this fic is crossed with Mr. Bill. Incase you didn't know who Mr. Bill is, he's a little guy who is always being squished, squashed, shot, clobbered, blown up, etc. (Remind you of anyone?) He used to be on Saturday night live, and he now has his own show on Fox Family Channel. Well this idea came to me while lying upside down off my bed. Well this is going into detail a little to much� [address]
-White room- -The boys walk in singing- Boys: New fic! Dan's fic! Personal hell for us! -Dan is nowhere in sight- Stan: Hey! Dan where the hell are you. Dan:(Booming voice) Hear me now, my little toys! Kyle: Oh great you're nowhere insight and you have a booming voice THAT'S original! Dan: (Normal voice) All right All right! -Dan open's a door and walks into the room- Dan: No fair! You never let us writers have any fun! Stan: That's bullshit! And you know it! Kyle: Yeah! You writer's always have the upper hand! Remember when I got pregnant? Dan: Uh� Cartman: And the time I lived with the monkey's! Dan: Well I� Kenny: mpnmpnmpjnmnp! (And the time I woke up f*cking dead and joined a dead army!) Dan: That is� Stan: And when we went to that weird castle. Dan: She� Kyle: And Ike almost killed us! Dan: Um� Kenny: mp mpnmpnmp! (Died 5 seconds after I got married!) Dan: We� Stan: Kenny didn't come back from his death after about 50 years! Dan: Just� Kyle: Vampire! Cartman: Immortal! Kenny: mnpmnmpn! (Wild animal!) Stan: Hairy! Dan: ALRIGHT YOU MADE YOUR F*CKING POINT! Cartman: Hansons -Dan opens the door out of the room- Dan: We'll you've certainly earned this fanfic! Stan: (While leaving) Your evil Dan! Kyle: (While leaving) Yeah we're going to call you Dark Dan from now on! -They leave Dan slams the door shut- -He walks up to the couch and opens up his laptop- Computer: Good morning Dan� My auto sensors detect that you are pissed off I will try my hardest not to crash� Have a nice day�
<Cartman's house> -The boy's are watching Terrance & Philip- Announcer: And now back to Terrance & Philip's favorite bloopers! Philip: Say Philip do I� Wait a minute your names not Philip! -They start laughing, farting, etc.- -They boys laugh- - Terrance & Philip are in jail- Terrance: Why didn't you just buy the easy open can of beans? Phillip: It's not my fault that Scott left his explosives under my bed. -The door to their cell falls off- Terrance: I don't think that was in the script. -The fart, laugh, etc.- Announcer: We'll that's all the time we have for today kids tune in next week for a brand new Terrance & Philip! Stan: Damn they never make the good shows long enough! Kyle: Yeah and the crappiest of shows take 3 hours! Cartman: Like the Emmys! Stan: Yeah! Kenny: mnpmnpmnpmnpmnpmpnpmpnpmpp! (I'd like to tell them where to stick their f*cking award!) Kyle: By the way they're announcing the winner to best animated series soon. -Stan changes the channel- Announcer: And the nominees for best animated series are�Binkie the Cat's learning Latin� Terrance & Philip� Scott's daily hour of why he hates Terrance & Philip� and South (Sound turns off for a second). Kyle: Oops� I hit the mute button. Announcer: And the winner is� Cartman: Terrance & Philip are going to win I can feel it in my bones! Kyle: You can even fell your bones their buried miles under fat! Cartman: AY! You son of a bitch! I'll kick you in the nuts! Announcer: Binkie the Cat's learning Latin! Stan: Dude! Change it, this sucks! -Kyle changes the channel- Announcer: And now it's; Ohh Noo! Mr. Bill presents! (Author's note: I forgot to mention. Every time Mr. Bill has a near death experience he yells "Ohh! Noo!") Cartman: Change it this sucks! Kyle: Can't you give anything a chance?! Fatass! Cartman: God damnit! Whenever I give something a chance it craws out of his place and bites my ass when I'm sleeping!!! -Long pause- Stan: Cartman! What the hell are you talking about!?!?!?! Kenny: nnpmnpmnpmpnpmpnmpnpmpnpmpnmppnpmpnmp?(Are you sure that your mom didn't f*ck a cow or something?) Cartman: Ay! -Shot of the TV, Mr. Bill is in a convertible- Mr. Bill: Oh hi boys and girls. I'm just taking some letters to the post office, and� OOOH NOOO!!! -A car smashes into the convertible sending him skidding into a storm drain. His head gets knocked off and it sticks to the curb) Mr. Bill: Ooooooohhhh! (Author's note: Did I mention that's he's about 5 inches tall?) -The boys start laughing- -Mr. Bill is back in his convertible he parallel parks next to the post office- Mr. Bill: Well I finally got to the post office. Mr. Hand: Wait Mr. Bill! We need to put a quarter in the parking meter. (Author's note: Buy the way Mr. Hand is just some guy's hand that is waved in front of the camera. I think he's Mr. Bill's roommate or something. Also I don't think he has a name.) -Mr. Hand holds Mr. Bill up to the parking meter. Mr. Bill has a quarter in his hand. Mr. Bill: O.k. But I don't think that� -Mr. Bill puts the quarter in. Mr. Hand turns the slot which slices his arm off- Mr. Bill: Oooh Noo! -The boys laugh again harder this time- -Mr. Bill is in the post office.- Mr. Bill: Oh hi! Mr. postal worker! I'd like to mail these letters here and I� -The postal worker picks up Mr. Bill And places him in a envelope- Mr. Bill: Noo! I don't wanna be mailed! Ooh Noo! -The postal worker smashes a "Fragile" stamp where Mr. Bill would be- Mr. Bill: Ooooohh! -The boys laugh even harder- -Mr. Hand and Mr. Barkey are in Mr. Bill's house.- (Author's note: Your getting sick with me aren't you? Well Mr. Bill has a dog too, I'm not sure Mr. Barkey is the right name ether) Mr. Hand: Gee Mr. Barkey. Mr. Bill has been gone for two weeks now, where could he be? -The doorbell rings- Mr. Barkey: Bark Bark! Pant, pant! -Mr. Hand opens the door just a man's shoes are seen- Mr. Hand: Look Mr. Barkey! It's the mailman! -The mailman drops the envelope in the room you can hear the muffled cries of Mr. Bill- Mr. Hand: Mr. Bill? Is that you? -Mr. Hand rips away the envelope revealing Mr. Bill- Mr. Bill: Thanks Mr. Hand it was getting stuffy in there- -A big box is held over Mr. Bill- Mr. Hand: Look Mr. Bill it's the package that was exchanged with you! Mr. Bill: Noo! Don't put it there! Ohh Noo! -The box is dropped the floor collapses and the rug pulls in all the furniture- Mr. Bill: Ohhhhhhhh! -The boys are on the verge of hysteria- Announcer: The End! Stan: (Recovering from laughing) Oh Man! That is funny! Kyle: Yeah! And they didn't have any fart jokes! I though that nothing could be as funny as fart jokes! Cartman: Seriously! That was kewl! Stan: Come on we need to get home soon. -They exit- <Out side> Kyle: I'm going to have to remember to record that next week. -The three cross the street- Kenny: mpnmpnmnpmpnmpnpmpnpmppnpm! (And did you see the impact of the car! Bam!) -All of a sudden a limo comes into view speeding down the road- Kyle: Kenny! Watch out! Kenny: mpnmpnmp mnmpnmp! (Ohhh! Nooooo!) -The car smashes Kenny into the air. Kenny lands on the hood of the car propelling into the street. The limo then runs over him- Stan: OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! Kyle: YOU BASTARDS! -Tire screeches are heard the limo reverses and runs over him a second time- -A man opens a door to the limo above Kenny- Man: Excuse me sir? -Kenny gets up- Kenny: Nmpnmpnm? (Yeah?) Man: How would you like to audition for a television show? Mr.� Kenny: mnpmpnmpmn (Kenny) Man: Right, if you would step this way please. -Kenny gets into the limo- Stan: Hey where are they taking him? -The limo drives off- Kyle: Let's follow him! -end of part1- Well I decided to now do my fics in parts. It just takes too long to do the whole thing at once. Well I'm really liking writing crossovers I'm looking forward to movie crossovers such as Cart Air and Jurassic Pork. Also I need a favor, I plan to make a crossover of the last episode of Sienfeld, and I need the script. I would look for it myself but the f*cking phone service doesn't have unlimited Internet access so I can only be on-line for 25 minutes! Oh yeah, feedback can be posted here or can be E-mailed to [email]