WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! IT'S TRUE!!!

Hi folks, I'm new here but I can't wait to see the movie this weekend. Here's why:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm

BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!! These guys are funnier than Cartman's ass! I really urge everyone to go to this site and read this crap! But here are a few spoilers for ya all!

WHAT THEY SAY:

*South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut* (R) -- WARNING! This analysis is blunt. *South Park* is another movie straight from the smoking pits of Hell.

*South Park* is an *incredibly dangerous* movie for those who do not understand or are developing an understanding of the Gospel ....... INCREDIBLY dangerous.

The most foul of the foul words was clearly spoken *by the children* at least 131 times and many other times in a muffled or garbled way. The three/four letter word vocabulary was used at least 119 times. God's name in vain was used 11 times without the four letter expletive and 6 times with it.

Angels were portrayed as females - nude, very nude. God was called many vulgar and hateful names. Satan was glorified. Jesus was equated with sexual anatomy. A child was graphically incinerated by igniting his anal wind, then another kid tried to beat out the flames with a stick and was concerned about the stick catching fire.

The dead child, after being rejected from Heaven (by nude female angels) and cast into Hell, was then presented as a ghost trying to influence the other kids.

And throughout the movie was script to promote licentious belittlement of wholesome life and entertainment: rationale to lessen even further the threshold of acceptance.

These are but a very few of the examples of ignominy in this celluloid developed in the fiery pits of Hell. And the kids in the audience loved it, almost as much as the adults with them. May God have mercy on us.

O GOD HELP ME I CAN'T STOP LAFFING I CAN BARELY TYPE~~~!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!! Oh, they really get angry with the "Impudence factor" too!

D.G. Porter said...

Oh - be sure to read the bottom part of the page, too.

"Of course, the whole point of SOUTH PARK is that the children in the movie should have been allowed to see the Terrance & Phillip movie, just as the world's children should be allowed to see SOUTH PARK, even though it is rated R. Furthermore, the message of the movie is clear: that adults should let children engage in depraved actions and foul language, and that all this is just part of growing up."

Tir

I couldn't believe that their list of offensive lines included Stan telling Kyle "You have to stand up to your mom". It's like the moment in old science fiction movies where you suddenly realize that the person speaking to you isn't human, he's a robot...

j c

Did you scroll down to where they have this "Impudence" factor or something? One of my hobbies is to "remake" those comic tracts by Jack Chick -- they're a ot funnier after I reorder the leaves -- and in one panel, this guy's life is being reviewed and one of the sins he committed is "disprespect to parents." In households that buy into this weirdness, Dad is King answerable only the JEEEEEEZUS! and any backtalk/sass is a sin against God which JEEEEEEEZUS! had to die for. Ooog.

I hate self-righteous Jesus freaks. I see no evidence that faith in Jesus makes anyone into a better person, since so many believers are shitheads.

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Eric Perlin wrote in message ...

Yeah, and what's his name, that "Pastor" person who runs godhatesfags.com or something, immediately comes to mind.

So many prominent "Christians" do not espouse a Christian way of life, it is true.

- -- Stephen Hopkins PGP key ID 0xE24AA972 on public key-server or e-mail me. "It's the alien anal probe! It's shooting fire from Cartman's rectum!" SPS1#1

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I think I saw that webpage once...isn't that the one with that young guy's pic in one of the frames saying he's burning in hell?

KyleIke13~

I can't believe my parents are cannibals! ~ Kyle

You need to lay off the cough syrup. Seriously, I'm worried about you, man ~ Cartman

Dude, this is pretty ****ed up right here! ~ Stan

On Fri, 2 Jul 1999 14:48:28 -0700, "Jarret Cooper" posted :

I happen to like the fact that people are actually counting the dirty words and stuff. I would like to do that. Maybe the next time I see a movie, I will count all the curse words.

Okay, so with this rationale we could say that it is okay to fuck little kids because, after all, they're going to be doing that one day anyway, right? Most people in this newsgroup disgust me.

On Sun, 4 Jul 1999 01:36:24 -0400 (EDT), [email] (Dave Webb) wrote:

Yet you're still here...

Man, you have some sick fetish about fucking kids....why do you keep bringing up child molestation out of nowhere!? You silly nutsack.

Greg

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   "Rosie O'Donnell...is as exciting as a dry popcorn fart" -Doug Steckler
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    "They may cut your dick in half, and serve it to a pig...and though it
    hurts, you'll laugh...and dance a dickless jig!"
    -La Resistance, "South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut"
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I bring it up because it is mentioned in the film, jerkoff. Why would we show stuff like this to our kids? If you are not offended by kids seeing this you are the nutcase.

Dave Webb wrote in message news:[email]...

No, you bring it up CONSTANTLY in discussions that have nothing to do with it. As in "if you don't respect FOTF you must be a pedophile or something" or "with that logic you must think it's okay to fuck kids". Long story short, you're a fucking loon, and for some reason you're fixated on accusing others of pedophilia. Wonder why...well, no, I don't wonder.

Dave Webb wrote:

Yet, the question remains, why are you still on this newsgroup if we offend you so much?

triad35@bellsouth..net

The obvious answer is because he enjoys being offended. That's probably why he went to see the movie in the first place.

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D.G. Porter said...

Some folks take life waaaaaaaay too seriously.

Tirya

The religious fanatics who are all so outraged about South Park: BL&U don't seem to have any problem at all with the mindlessly violent action films of Schwartzenegger, Segall, John Clude Van Damm, etc. Ever notice that?

They mention all the "impudence" and curse words, yet they don't seem to mind the war scenes, which I personally thought would be more disturbing to a parent than <god forbid> "Shut your forking face Uncle Forker".... and my, they don't even complain about the carcass of Gandhi in hell (the only scene which made me cringe a bit)...maybe it's because he's hindu, and heaven forbid a Christian organization stands up for a HEATHEN! I'm sorry, I'm just really pissed off the Christian/Catholic Church right now....

JoJo aka Athena :-) "I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!"-Ralph Wiggum "I can be jello"-My Best Friend's Wedding Remove "booger" to e-mail me :-)

JoJo wrote...

In that case, perhaps you'll enjoy the NEW Uncle Fucka song, which I just wrote.

Jerry Falwell Was saved from Hell Because he fucks His uncle so well.

Pat Robertson's dick Was worn to a nub While hosting The 700 Club.

James Dobson acts So very cranky. His brain consists of Mister Hankey!

Donald Wildmon Sold his soul Just to lick His uncle's hole.

He stuck his dick In his uncle's ear During the National Day of Prayer.

To fuck their uncles Feels so nice Because of their Deep faith in Christ.

They're all a bunch of sick uncle fuckers. ))***fart!!!***((

Keep reading. Since when is Big Gay Al a *black* homosexual? Jeez, open your eyes, Jesus Freak. D.G. Porter wrote in message news:[email]...

"...this movie has earned the most severe CAP Influence Density (ID) of almost 200 movies: a CAP ID of 10.65!"

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? 10.65?!? Oh no! Lock up the children until it's out of the theater! ;)

Heh, can I start my own "Influence Density" rating thing, too?

RE: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! IT'S TRUE!!! BY: "Eric Perlin"

"P<> The religious fanatics who are all so outraged about South Park: "P<> BL&U don't seem to have any problem at all with the mindlessly "P<> violent action films of Schwartzenegger, Segall, John Clude Van "P<> Damm, etc. Ever notice that?

it's like what kyle's mother said "america "religous fanatics loves it's violent films but hates toilet humour"

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D.G. Porter wrote in message ...

If you loved the movie you'll love this report also. It's almost as funny as movie!

Jeff

Thanks for the link. I laughed almost as hard as I did during the movie.

An example of violence:

igniting anal wind then being incinerated

Anal wind.

I can understand wanting to avoid the word 'fart', but how freaking uptight does someone have to get before 'passing gas' turns into 'anal wind'?

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"D.G. Porter" wrote:

If you really want to laugh -- you should see of of the reviews they have for some other movies in this "morally tarnished" world of ours. Take this one for "Summer of Sam:"