You know you watch too much South Park when...
-you dislike "pollitically correct" peoples who's like Kyle's and Stan's moms
-you wonder when Stan will stop to peer when he saw Wendy
-you see a psychiatrist because you said than you like Wendy Testasburger
-Billy Graham is a guest star on "Jesus'N'Pawls".
-you try to made some farts just like Terrance and Phillip
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In article , "pauline groleau dumas" wrote:
...Barbara Streisand's singing makes you cringe in terror.
...you find yourself invariably looking for Cheesy Poofs and Snacky S'mores at the local supermarket.
...when faced with a crucial decision of monumential importance, you speculate about what Brian Boitano would do if he was in your position.
...every adjective you use is preceded by the word 'hella.'
"postironic" wrote in message news:[email]...
What the hell does that have to do with watching too much SP? BS's singing makes *everyone* cringe.
...you write "McLaughlin Group" script version of "Brian Boitano."
...you torment your wife with the faggy Santa Claus voice from the Mr. Hankey special. "Up on the rooftop, click click click!"
...you memorized the words to "Christmas Time in Hell" so you could go door to door singing it.
...you make full-orchestra MIDI files of SP songs by ear and listen to them over and over every time you change a note.
...you try to identify the pseudo-Copland quote in "Uncle Fuka."
...you �mlaut Cartman quotes in everyday conversation and expect people to catch on.
...you do the same with "M'kayyyy."
...you slurp your coffee and double-check to see that Mr. Hankey isn't in your cup.
You know every single word to Uncle Fucka, Kyle's Mom's A Bitch & Swiss Colony Beef Log. When someone pisses you off, you sing "(place name)'s Mom A Bitch. You stop & drool everytime you walk by a shop selling South Park stuff. You ask everyone where can you find the clitoris. You imagine having sex with Ms. Cartman. Instead of saying about, you say aboot. Instead of say spank my ass & call me Charlie, you say fuck my arse & call me a bitch. That's all I can think of, Geeno.