I think it would be a funny show for South park to paradoy Court TV. The reporter will say the baby's father can not be located. They should report it like you hear it on the show.
Dat my baby daddie. He in jail. Dat my other baby daddie. He be in jail, too.
De police came to de doo. Dey axed me if I be getting public assistance to baby sit my sister kids. And if she be getting public assistance for baby sitting mine.
I am pregnant. I got fo kids. I don't know where dis baby daddie at.