Well I finally finished it. I hope you liked the ending!!! Well, COMMENT! pLEASE!! Pretty pretty please???? With a cherry on top!?! -me
****************************************************** The Bahamas (Part 3 of 3)
We last left our South Park boys tied up by the natives for their sacrifice�..
[Boys are tied up to trees near a vocano]
Chef: [Spits out gag] what are you doing women. I thought we were going to make sweet love!
Women: With you?!? Yeah right!
Tatianna: Which one goes in volcano first?
Beth: How about the orangey one?!?
Kate: Yeah, he can be our pre-sacrifice. Anyway, that orange clashes with the tree.
Kenny: [eyes bulge] (You beeping beeping beep.)
[Women pick up Kenny and toss him in the volcano]
Kenny: (ahhhhhhhhH! You mother beeping bitches!)
Stan: Ohh my god, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards! AAAHHHHHH!!! Please don�t kill me, please don�t kill me.
Cartman: Aww, you sons of bitches. I�m to handsome to die.
Stan: Yeah right fat ass, you�re the one the got us here in the first place!
[Boys bicker, women start ritual�.naked]
Chef: ohh mamma, what a way to die! That is some nice pussy!
Stan: Ohh no! Kenny�s cat obsession is contagious!
Kate: Next is that big one.
[Women try to pick up Cartman. No one notices but Wendy sneaks around and unties everyone while women are struggling with the �large� Cartman, women finally toss him into the mountain]
Cartman: AHHH!! YOU BEEP! I�m gonna BEEPING kill you BEEPING crack whores!
[All the sudden Cartman is thrown out of the volcano. His ass in on fire. Runs to ceremonial pot marked shit of four-assed monkey and extinguishes flame]
Cartman: AHHHH!!!
Women: What the?!?
[the side of the volcano that looked oddly like a face begins to speak]
Volcano: How dare you attempt to feed me pure fat. There was not a muscle on that entire large body. You do not respect me the volcano God so I must demonstrate my power.
Beth: No Volcano God!
[Women start to run, all the boys and Wendy run as well. Volcano begins to spew lava. Everyone (minus evil women) runs to giant waterslide that runs down the mountain and slide down and somehow end up in south park.]
Wendy: Woah! What the beep just happened.
Kyle: Whew! What is that smell!
Stan: Haha! Cartman beeped in his pants!
[Camera shows large brown spot on Cartman�s ass.]
Cartman: I did not you beep!
Stan: looks at watch, dude�s we�re late for school.
Chef: Ohh beep, just go the hell home children. There won�t be lunch today anyway, I�m tired as beeping hell. Damn those women�I ate so much pussy I don�t think I can even look at food.
Stan: YOU ATE A CAT!
Kyle: Dude, that is sick!
Chef: Well no children, you see a �pussy� is a women�s special area.
Stan: Ohh, then you mean Kenny isn�t obsessed with cats!
THE END!