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Cheryl3bNov 22, 2001, 8:21 AM ET

Where the hell is he?

Ben RainesNov 22, 2001, 12:09 PM ET↩ Cheryl3b

Why is he credited on every episode, regardless of whether he makes an appearance or not?

spauldingaeNov 22, 2001, 5:31 PM ET↩ Ben Raines

"Ben Raines" wrote in message news:[email]...

Well, he did make a brief apperance on last week's ep. Remember, he was looking through the window at the thompsons.

Ben RainesNov 22, 2001, 9:14 PM ET↩ spauldingae

I must have blinked and missed that.

D.G. PorterNov 22, 2001, 11:50 PM ET↩ Ben Raines

He was the very last one at the window of Kenny's place.

Ben RainesNov 23, 2001, 7:35 AM ET↩ D.G. Porter

Oh yes, I remember now.

Bill K.Nov 24, 2001, 5:37 AM ET↩ D.G. Porter

D.G. Porter wrote:

Did he say anything, though? Did Isaac provide the voice?

Ben RainesNov 24, 2001, 10:42 AM ET↩ Bill K.

Nope, it was really just a cameo appearance.

D.G. PorterNov 22, 2001, 11:52 PM ET↩ Ben Raines

Because he's .. Isaac Hayes! (Not to be confused with white dude composer Heinrich Isaac.)

Willie WestwoodNov 23, 2001, 8:19 PM ET↩ Ben Raines

He's the resident guest star. He filled in for Chef in the pilot when Barry White didn't respond. But he's appearing less and less...

FurgutNov 22, 2001, 7:28 PM ET↩ Cheryl3b

He has had 3 eps where he talked this season. The shit ep, Scott Tenorman Must Die, and Proper Condom Use.

Hayes is a scientologist, and the Super Best Friends ep poked fun at his beliefs. Maybe that irked him a little? Proper Condom Use came out after that ep, so I guess he didn't get too offended.

There was a quick cameo by him last week in the window of the McCormick's house. Peeking in to see the ass faced people, but thats pretty much all I remember seeing of him since the the last ep he was speaking in.

I say he'll be back soon.

On 22 Nov 2001 13:21:32 GMT, [email] (Cheryl3b) wrote:

LooseChanjNov 22, 2001, 10:08 PM ET↩ Furgut

"Furgut" wrote in message news:[email]...

And doing the voice of the only black guy in a redneck mountain town wouldn't?

FurgutNov 23, 2001, 12:12 AM ET↩ LooseChanj

On Fri, 23 Nov 2001 03:08:13 GMT, "LooseChanj" wrote:

If theres one thing thats been proven, its that scientologists cannot take a joke. They usually follow up attacks against their beliefs through the legal system.

Racism isn't nearly as touchy a topic to blacks as religion is to scientologists.

And Token and his african american family also live in South Park, but they usually are excluded from most shows anyway.

LooseChanjNov 23, 2001, 4:24 PM ET↩ Furgut

"Furgut" wrote in message news:[email]...

Proven where? How? What you said has been discussed here before. Hell, off the top of my head I can point out the ending to Summer Sucks. Actually, you're just sounding seriously prejudiced against scientology. Not that they don't ask for it.

Umm, no they don't. Watch Cartman's Silly Hate Crime for details.

D.G. PorterNov 23, 2001, 7:28 PM ET↩ LooseChanj

They really do. Remember those questionairres they leave out everwhere for people? Once just for fun I took it and mailed it in. I noticed how identical questions could elicit varied responses based on surrounding context. Anyway, they called me up and were real real real anxious for me to come on in. I told them to phone in their "evaluation." Of course they wouldn't. Finally one day I went in. What a joke! I mean, talk about a commercial venture! They told me nothing I didn't already know about myself but they shure wanted me to buy their stuff!

I really can't get too worked up about them though. If people arethat fucked up that only El Ron Hoober's stuff will help them, hey, it's like "Anyone who thinks he needs to see a shrink should have his head examined"!

Besdides this though, I remember a LIFE mag article ca. 1966 where they so freaked out the writer that you would have thought they goosed him with a cattle prod! Gee, al they did wa point out to him some of his own personal thoughts. What was that last line? Something like, "And I learned things about myself I wish I never had!" What a fucking DORK. He has that shit in his head alla time but he didn't "know" it so he was "happy"! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! LOOOOO-SSSSEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Liam DevlinNov 23, 2001, 9:26 PM ET↩ D.G. Porter

So, did you get the "clear"?

D.G. PorterNov 24, 2001, 10:48 AM ET↩ Liam Devlin

??

Liam DevlinNov 24, 2001, 2:14 PM ET↩ D.G. Porter

IIRC, the "clear" is the Scientologist's version of reaching Nirvana. It's from Elron's "Dianetics". See:

http://www.whatisscientology.org/html/part14/Chp50/pg1019-a.html

http://www.scientology.org/wis/WISENG/wis4-6/wis4_9.htm

LiamD

D.G. PorterNov 24, 2001, 3:32 PM ET↩ Liam Devlin

SNIP!! SNIP THAT PROMOTION OF ELRON!

I'll stick with SLACK.

Liam DevlinNov 24, 2001, 7:13 PM ET↩ D.G. Porter

I wasn't <shudder> promoting it, my good man.

MalcolmNov 26, 2001, 5:35 AM ET↩ Furgut

I don't recall that episode making fun of scientologists (maybe a passing joke that I missed?). I do recall them poking fun at Mormons though (and not the first time by any means!).

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