Carman's pappy is the dumb cop.

Chef? Maybe. Better be a cast member.

Maybe John Elway...

Could be Brian Boitano... "It's the smiles that keep us going don't you think? The little giggles and bits of good cheer."

My guess is that the DNA test shows that everyone that had sex with Cartman's Mom that night is his father. It would just show that his mom is such a slut that even her egg took on sperm from all comers.

Cartman's pappy has got to be Jimbo. Did anyone notice when they (Cartman and Jimbo) were standing next to each other that the line for their chins is almost exactly the same? I saw that as a clue as to Cartman's genetic makeup. Maybe I need to get out more.

The idea of Ned has merit. Who knows? That cancer kazoo could also function as a sex toy, just what she likes!

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D.L. wrote in message ...

Like the movie Twins

Greg

Could be my man Ned. Think about it.....maybe Mrs. Cartman went overboard with the tongue kissing, and dislocated his vocal cords, which is why Ned needs the old cancer kazoo.

J.F. (Stands for Stupid Ideas)

-> > My guess is that the DNA test shows that everyone that had sex with -> > Cartman's Mom that night is his father. It would just show that -> > his mom is such a slut that even her egg took on sperm from all -> comers. -> -> I'm with you on that one.

Entirely possible.

@..[-travesty-]..@ wrote:

Whadda ya wanna bet it's that little monkey thing that hangs out with that mad scientist guy, or how about Scuzzlebutt?

laura

Laura wrote in message ...

I think its the Mad Scientist. He look just like cartman. Fact and everything. Well everything except for the clothes.

-=T.S.=-

If it's Jimbo, that would make STAN Cartman's COUSIN! That's just WRONG.

Reverend Opus 1st Church of South Park geocities.com/soho/museum/6273

What if it was Mr. Bronslofski? Then Kyle and Eric would be BROTHERS!!!

Scott Newman Vancouver BC

My guess has been Barbrady all along.

Jeremy Fuksa - President mob car multimedia studios

Here is an even more improbable one than Mr. Hat....

Big Gay Al!

Yep, I agree. They're both into denying reality, and both are fat asses...

cartmans daddy is his pot belly pig

My guess is, Cartman's father was NOT IN THE ROOM after all! He would have had enough money to pay off the geneticist to not tell the truth. Think about it.

Reaper G

I had to watch it twice, but remember the song that Chef sang to explain

why he couldn't possibly be Cartman's dad?

In the song, after Chef sings "The man says, I love you, and the woman says, I have to go to the bathroom" about waiting for the woman to come out of the bathroom, he says, "I grab her butt and pump it full of... " Interrupted by Cartman's "What?!! You did that to my mom?!?!"

So, that is why Chef can't possibly be his father.

Man, Trey and Matt really get .... um ..... detailed sometimes.

I guess I'd want to go to the bathroom for awhile, too, before anal sex.

Maybe the 12 yr olds on the newsgroup didn't catch that. I'm happy to oblige.

Kate

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Al wrote:

I don't thik that Chef meant anal sex. He could also mean "doggie-style" sex...

-> I don't thik that Chef meant anal sex. He could also mean -> "doggie-style" sex... I know that this is usenet and everything, but if they don't discuss it in that fashion on the show... keep it out of the NG. :)

reverend Justin 1st Church of South Park geocities.com/soho/museum/6273

Justin Robertson wrote:

If you're offended by THAT, you're in the wrong NG. Where were you when they trotted out the talking turd?

I think it is Chief Running Water

qate wrote: