Make no mistake about it. Hell is real.
Hell is an awful place where everyone speaks Spanish, and where cheesy trinkets are sold at booths. In fact, every booth in Hell sells the exact same kind of trinkets. What's more, although Hell has water, it will give you the runs if you drink it.
There is only ONE WAY to avoid going to Hell: accept Cartman as your Savior.
It is the will of God for everyone reading this message to send me one dollar.
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Send your money to me, Eric Perlin. Do not waste it on unholy scams like the following:
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