(This is a 'training session' for the people in the RPG.)
Location:McCormic Plateau, Colorado Mountians. Time:3:30.07 Mission:Search and rescue operation for Kyle Broflofsky. Unit Leader:Kenny.
Kenny:[I wonder when Jimbo and Ned are going to get here with Sheila and Cartman? Ashley is hoping that Kyle is OK. Flynn has fallen asleep.
My turn is over.
(Uhm..I think I'll just grab Stan and Pip, since nobody has..)
Stan saw Kenny, Ashley, and Flynn in the distance as he raced up the mountain, wanting to get there and find his best friend as soon as possible. He almost stumbled, however, when he saw who was tagging along behind.. "Oh shit.."
Pip was panting heavily, trying hard to keep up, when Stan spotted him.. "Oh, hello everyone, I just thought I'd come along, help to save Kyle and all that..the more the merrier, right?"
-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me
"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me
umm...how do you join the RPG for SP? I want to be a part of it.
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-Just say so on the news group.
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Alright then...what characters are left?
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-All but Stan,Kenny,Cartman,Sheila(fanfic.),Flynn(fanfic.),Pip,and Ashley(fanfic.)
[email] wrote:
I'm gonna bow out gracefully. I don't read fanfics so half the characters are unknown to me.
For whomever wants Cartman, he's up for grabs.
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*NOTE* I am not responsible for equipment damage due to reeeealy
dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer."Umm...WRONG!" Sheila said as she caught up with the group, "French buttpipes aren't allowed on such a stupid mission as this. OK, two questions for whomever can answer....Numero Uno: Where is my Cartman? and numero two-o: WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE WANNA GO RETRIEVE MY SCHMEGAGY EVIL COUSIN, KYLE!?!?"
(quick question here-should I be any other characters? I'm not exactly sure who's claimed or who's needed, etc..)
mountain,
((I'll be Wendy, if noone's her. I'd be Ike but I'm not too good at talking like him, so I'll be Nora, instead. How many characters can you be? And if someone is already Wendy, please e-mail me and tell me, cuz I'm really sorry and didn't know!))
Wendy and Nora ran up to the group as fast as they could, and briefly stopped once they caught up. "What's going on?" Nora asked, slightly confused. "We're going on a mission thingy to find Kyle!" Wendy replied softly. "Oh, *damn*, why didn't anyone tell me!" Nora complained. "I could've.. Oh, nevermind, hold on a minute." Wendy tilted her head to the side curiously as Nora ran away and was back in about five minutes or so with a backpack and a gun. "I got the gun from my Uncle Ned.. Just in case of emergency," Nora explained, out of breath, "And you can all guess what's in the backpack." She smiled evilly. Wendy zipped open the bookbag for a moment, then quickly zipped it back up. "I don't think we need all those frappacinos," she said. "We could be out here for *years*!" Nora cried, obviously overexaggerating. "Oh, and what someone got thirsty or something?" "You mean what if *you* get thirsty," Wendy replied skeptically. "Aww.. So sue me!.. And where's Tweek?" Nora shouted, as the two started to talk with the group.
~ * ~ AnDi ~ * ~ We ARE the weirdos, mister.
"Why did Abba cross the road?" "Because they were stapled to the Ace Of Base!" "It's simple as Geography, folks!" --Sifl & Olly (Believe this and you believe liars.)
"Well, Est-er, Sheila," Pip replied, trying not to appear too enfatuated, as he knew all-too-well what would happen if he annoyed her, "I do believe Kyle is the object of Ashley's affection, and a friend to most of us here. And if it were..*Eric*..in the same situation," he continued, trying not to show his distaste in the name of the one who had stolen his beloved, "I'm sure we'd all go after him as well, wouldn't we, Stan?"
"Dude, no we would-er, I mean..hell yeah, dude! Why would we want to leave Cartman in trouble and probably trapped or dead? That would just be *wrong*!" Stan had just re-discovered that Sheila's evil, pinwheel-filled eyes had strange effects on one's moral values.
"Frappuchinos! Sweet!" Stan grabbed one from the pack and began chugging.
"Uhm, Stan, I do believe those contain sugar and caffine and are very, very bad for-"
"Shut up, you fish-and-chips eating French pansy, I'll drink what I wa-" He cut himself off as he saw who accompanied Nora. "Uhm..h-hi, Wendy." Feeling a familiar sensation in his stomach, he tried as hard as he could to not vomit.
-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me
"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me
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vomit. -"HOLY [address]!',Flynn yelled as a tank crushed a few trees and small animals,among which were a five assed monkey,and a chicken with two heads.Ashley lobbed a grenade at the vehicle taking out one of its treads and stopped the armored vehicles advancement.
preoccupied. We
you?"-Me
better
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I'm gonna jump in here as Chef, so here goes...
As the smoking wreckage of the trashed tank began to dissapate, a familiar vehicle drove through the wreckage. It was Chef's Town-and-Country. Chef drove up the hill toward the children, parked his car, and stepped out.
"Children, where the fudge did you get grenades?! You almost blew up my car!" Chef gave a glance at the wreckage of the tank. "And what the fudge is that?!"
the_davester
"Heh," Sheila said as she pondered that thought, "But Cartman isn't evil, like Kyle is! I don't give an omelette's ass about Kyle. If Cartman was lost, we'd all be ready and willing to find him since he's so nice and all...UNLIKE KYLE! Sorry, dudes, but your logic failed..."
Sheila turns sharply and glares at Ashley, who once again jabbed Sheila in the ribs with the gun. "The first time you got away with pointing that goddamn gun at me, but if you keep that up, you'll find yourself not able to walk for a YEAR!"
Sheila picks up a branch off the ground, and hits Stan over the head with it. "What the hell is wrong with you??? Puking whenever you see Wendy doesn't exactly seem very complimentary to me.."
Sheila, who is juggling a few grenades she took out of the supplies, stops and drops them. "What? What grenades?" Sheila says, as she attempts to stuff them all in her jacket, "I just had some Snacky Cakes, that's all."
Sheila steps back and stares at the tank, with a puzzled expression on her face. She wrinkles her nose as she surveys the damage. "Hmmph, good question. But, I'm willing to bet it's all part of some dumbass constipation that will drag us all to the far reaches of the universe in order to find my asshole cousin who NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT, that nearly gets us killed, and gives us really bad cases of explosive flatulence that doesn't go away for a week."
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up
possible.
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spotted
Kyle
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help
the
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Sheila quickly spun around and stared at Ashley. "Awwright, now THAT was going WAY TOO FAR! Do you want me to nuke you with one of these grenades?" Sheila pulls a packet of Snackey Cakes out of her pocket. "Umm...wait a sec..they're in here *somewhere*!" Sheila shakes out her jacket, until some grenades plop on the ground. "OoohKAY! Now if you would like to continue to hit someone as sweet and loveable as myself with a gun, I will have no choice but to NUKE YOU MERCILESSLY!! Either that or we could just come up with some sort of peace agreement, but what fun is in *THAT*?!?"
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behind..
Stan
save
group,
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-Later that day the scamps had set up camp in the woods, and all without Ashley and Sheila killing eachother with a volly of grenades. Suddenly a group of terrorists surrounded the kids."Shit.",Ashley said to herself.
Batteries....Not
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Chef decided that maybe he could talk the terrorists out of their plans to shoot up the group. "Maybe we can talk about this? Or maybe I can sing you a--," Chef began. Before he could finish his sentance, a terrorist stuck one of his guns right at Chef's face. "No singing," the terrorist said with a thick accent.
the_davester
"Yeah yeah yeah. I know," Sheila says to the terrorist, rolling her eyes and imitating the accent, "No soup for you! No soup for you!" Sheila flips off the terrorists, and Cartman moons them.
I think I'll be... Sparky, the gay dog and Tweek, the nervous geek. (Dang, I rhymed then!)
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ARF! ARF! Sparky ran up behind the group trio of terrorists, each of them carrying a machine-gun and four grenades. As the terrorists turn round, Sparky bites the first baddie in the ankles, and the second in his bits.
Then Tweek appears, following Sparky. Sparky leaps into Stan's arms, whilst the second terrorist runs off screaming. A grenade drops out of his hand and the pin falls out. Wendy squeals.
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RETRIEVE
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THAT
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you
myself
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but
without
said
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when
to
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appear
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Kyle.
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quickly
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caffine
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the
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Sheila stares in disbelief at Kenny. "Ohh, yeah. We were just attacked by tourists, and we're on a worthless mission, and everything is sucking major ass! Of COURSE everything is just FUCKING PEACHY!!!" Cartman bops Kenny on the head. "Yeah, let's just go home before we're Jewish-ified."
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geek.
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along
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the
as
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MERCILESSLY!!
agreement,
all
kids."Shit.",Ashley
each of
second
arms,
out
sucking
bops
Jewish-ified." -Ashley sighed"You don't really care for people other than yourself and Cartman do you?" Just than they heard a weak voice, "Guys, help me." Ashley looked behind her and saw Kyle nearly fused to a tree with about a two foot thick layer of extra-strength duct tape.(The kind the RCAF uses on planes and helicopters.)
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Sheila stomps a foot indignantly. "I DO care for other people besides myself and Cartman..maybe we're more important but that's besides the point!"
Before Sheila can ramble on about anything else, she hears Kyle and spins around. "Oh, hey Kyle! How are you?"
Cartman looks at Kyle, and immediately cracks up. "Heh..heh...Kyle looks like..he's in one of those pornos in the forest...like...that one my mom said she was i-....AY! I mean, nevermind!" Cartman looks uncomfortable for a minute, then he looks through his pockets for some Cheesy Poofs.
Stan laughed only a few seconds before realizing who they were referring to. He spun around rapidly, spotting Kyle. "Dude! What happened to you?" He began to rush towards his best friend..
-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me
"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me
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me."
about
RCAF
one
some
referring to.
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-"I haven't eaten in days.(groan.)Those terrorists Sparky attacked, they're Goodwill fanatics, they took my hat,shirt,pants, everything but my underwear, oh yeah, and they molest goats", Kyle said growing weaker than before, he had a feeling that he'd die on the tree he was taped to.
preoccupied. We
you?"-Me
better
"Oh my God!" Wendy cries. "We've got to--" "Get you some clothes!" Nora ad-libs. Wendy raises an eyebrow at her confused friend. "Yeah, that too, but that's not the issue right now. First of all, we have to get him off of that damn tree!" Wendy fishes around in her pocket and grabs out an army knife that Nora had gotten from Ned and handed to her earlier. She tries to cut through the tape, then tries to cut through the tree a little. Wendy then stops in her tracks, expecting a hippie comment from Cartman. "I thought you liked trees!" Nora yells out, doing Cartman's job for him. "So why are you trying to cut it down?" Wendy sighs, exasperated(sp?). "No, I'm not trying to cut the stupid tree down, and I could give a flying f*beep*k if every f*beep*cking tree in the whole f*beep*cking world shriveled up and died right now! I'm just trying to cut away the bark around the tape that's holding Kyle to make the tape looser, because this stupid f*beep*cking weak knife isn't doing sh*beep*t to the tape! So is somebody going to help me, or am I going to have to f*beep*cking get him down by myself!" Nora is horrified. "..Kay." Everyone else is pretty surprised too, since this is usually unlike Wendy. And noone was in the mood to fuck with Miss Wendy Testaberger at the moment. Wendy keeps moving the knife back and forth along the bark until it gets more and more loose. She looks in Nora's bookbag and finds a bigger, sharper knife. "Watch where you're going with that thing!" Nora exclaims. Wendy ignores her and keeps moving the knife back and forth, up and down, in a straight line, until the tape and the bark around it finally start to give. After a couple more times, it finally breaks through the tape. Kyle falls off of the tree.
~ * ~ AnDi ~ * ~ See ya next time, eatin the pudding..
"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown
"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"
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and
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and
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gets more
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down, in a
give.
falls off
-Ashley runs over to Kyle, wraps a blanket around Kyle,and hugs him. Stan grabs a bag of Cheesy Poofs off of Cartman and gives it to Kyle.
squirts
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"AY! Gimme those back!" Cartman says, as he swats a hand in the air, trying to grab his Cheesy Poofs back.
Sheila, meanwhile, is staring at Kyle. "Geez, dude! You look like you went through World War 3 or something! Here's a sweatshirt for ya!" Sheila says as she pulls a sweatshirt out of her backpack and hands it to Kyle, "For someone who goes through the summer wearing winter clothes, I don't see how you're still sane. What the fuck *HAPPENED* to you today, anyway?!?"
~Kyle Broslofski~� �1999, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited, Batteries....Not Included.
To reply, please remove the ANAL PROBE. ;P
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help
the
besides
Kyle
looks
for
to
attacked,
everything
was
but
damn
through
her
for
stupid
the
trying to
looser,
tape!
get
unlike
it
and
to
Kyle
Kyle.
to
-"I told you, I was attacked by Goodwill fanatics,they left me in my underwear."At this Cartman begins to laugh, only to be attacked by a mad chipmunk."Ya OK Kyle?"Lenni asked.
Wendy tries to smile and hands Kyle some non-caffeine food out of Nora's bookbag, also finding an extra pair of pants and shoes, which Kyle also accepts gratefully. She pokes around and also finds: Somebody's cancer kazoo (guess who's), a portable TV, gum wrappers, and a scarf.
~ * ~ AnDi ~ * ~ See ya next time, eatin the pudding..
"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown
"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"
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than
"Guys,
tree
kind
people
pockets
were
happened
growing
he
too,
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that
in
job
in
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f*beep*cking
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until
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it
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also accepts
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-("Let's see what's on TV."), Kenny asked."Yeah." Lenni said, trying to back Kenny up.Ashley notices Kyle's red hair."Nice hair.", she said as she went to hug Kyle while the scamps were all in front of Nora's portable TV."Thanks, it's nice to hear your voice after being taped to a tree for several days.In other words, I missed you.", Kyle said.
squirts
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hears
tree
bigger,
up
tape.
to
hands
my
a
to
a
-"I missed you too."Ashley said, as she kissed Kyle on the cheek. End of training session.
what
In response to Toni, that's true..maybe I'll drop Pip and we can make a rule that it's only 1 regular char. and as many as we want of our own creation? Anyone else want to try for making some sort of rule?
Stan stared at the tank in amazement, leaving Pip to stare at the dead body of Kenny. "Er..uhm..oh dear, I do believe you've killed Kenny. That wasn't very nice of you, I must say.."
"Shut up, Pip-wait, already? Goddamnit, and just when we need all the men we can get..all we have is me, Pip The French Pansy, Sheila The Psycho-Bitch, Nora The Over-Caffinated Freak, Ashley The Pyro, Flynn The Stupid Drunk, and.." He trailed off as his eyes landed on Wendy, and vomited, the projective flying through the air to hit the tank. Like acid, it began to melt through the metal..
-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me
"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me
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a rule
creation?
possible.
"Oh
spotted
"French
two
believe
he
stolen
Stan?"
to
be
eyes
briefly
softly.
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Nora
very,
Wendy."
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men we
Psycho-Bitch, Nora
and.." He
flying
the
-Kenny emerges as an Angel.Ashley breaks down into tears."Who the fuck on Earth am I kidding,we'll never find Kyle!"Flynn punched Stan in the stomach pretty hard than went into the woods."Let's go."Kenny (in Angel form.) told the group as Stan lay on the ground in severe pain."Stan, you OK dude?"
preoccupied. We
you?"-Me
better
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Sheila stops and stares at Ashley. "What *IS* it with you and Kyle, anyway?? Can't finding him wait until later? I was SUPPOSED to meet my snookems at his house to watch TV. Now he probably thinks I disappeared into a vortex or something!" Sheila goes off in a whiny fit.
Just then, Sheila sees Cartman waddle through a clearing, and she immediately stops her whiny fit. As Cartman approaches the group, he screeches. "Why are we looking for Jew boy? The environment was so less Jewish without him around!"
Sheila points at Ashley. "See? Someone agrees with me! Neener, neener, neener!" As Sheila does a victory dance, she trips over Stan. "GAH! Would you get off your ass already?" Sheila hits Stan, and tries to balance him to stand up.
Wendy walked over to Sheila and Stan, then leaned over to help Stan up. "You're gonna be okay?" she asked, letting him lean against her a moment so he could catch his balance. "Ew--" she almost cried as she quickly dodged his puke. "Geez, dude, what have you been eating?" Nora scolded as she stared at the brownish puddle on the snow. "Damn, I should've brought, like, other food." "Now you think of it," the others groaned. "Yeah, dudes, I know!" Nora agreed. "I had, like, a frappucino cream eclair, and mocha flavored popsicles, and frappucino puff cereal..."
~ * ~ AnDi ~ * ~ We ARE the weirdos, mister.
"Why did Abba cross the road?" "Because they were stapled to the Ace Of Base!" "It's simple as Geography, folks!" --Sifl & Olly (Believe this and you believe liars.)
Sheila stares at Nora, those little circles of fear forming around her eyes. "Umm..just what is it with you and this frappucino obsession? It doesn't seem kosher to me, for some reason..."
As Sheila is staring at Nora, Cartman gets an evil grin on his face. He sneaks into Nora's supply bag, and steals most of her caffeinated products. "Heh," he says to himself, "Maybe if I get rid of this stuff, there will be one less hippie around to piss me off!"
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can make
own
raced up
behind..
Stan
save Kyle
group,
OK,
my
MY
too
situation,"
had
we,
we want
just
pinwheel-filled
and
replied
"I
away and
emergency,"
backpack." She
zipped it
skeptically.
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began
are
what I
could to
and
with two
its
the dead
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all the
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through
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in the
Angel
pain."Stan,
my
disappeared
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less
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up. "You're
he could
puke.
at the
food."
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stuff,
-Suddenly someone who was half asleep stumbled onto Cartman and made him spill about four litres of caffine-laden beverages on them both. "Sonofabitch!" Cartman shouted as he saw who tripped on him. "You OK Lenni, Kenny asked his girlfriend. "Hey Kenny, how are you." Lenni asked. They hug eachother.
Wendy looked at Nora a little later and sighed reluctantly. "Do you have anything to.. Eat? Like, a juice box or a sandwich or something?" Nora grinned and reached into her bag to find.. Two frappucinos, enough sandwiches and sodas for everyone, plus a cherry lollipop. "Umm.. Is a Pepsi and turkey sandwich okay?" Wendy shrugged and took it, while Nora passed around the food to everyone and thought, 'Damn, I must've scarfed those down faster than I realized!'
~ * ~ AnDi ~ * ~ See ya next time, eatin the pudding..
"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown
"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"
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make
up
behind..
Kyle
OK,
situation,"
want
just
pinwheel-filled
and
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zipped it
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the
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eclair,
-"Not to worry,I brought non-coffe based foods in my bag." Ashley said as she digs through the contents of her bag to find a large metal box with the word 'FOOD' written on it."There it is.Let's eat." She said.
"Hi Stan!" Wendy replied, smiling at him. A couple seconds later she felt a sticky, beige substance covering her. "Eww!" As Stan apologized, Nora commented "Now that would make a great Hallmark commercial."
~ * ~ AnDi ~ * ~ We ARE the weirdos, mister.
"Why did Abba cross the road?" "Because they were stapled to the Ace Of Base!" "It's simple as Geography, folks!" --Sifl & Olly (Believe this and you believe liars.)
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all
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-"I have a shotgun with me, and Flynn has a pistol.", said Ashley in a somewhat nagging voice. Kenny picked up some snow and coverd a rock with it, than hucked it at Flynn, who immeadiatly woke up and shot Kenny in the head sveral times, thus imploding Kenny's head.
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mountain,
He almost
shit.."
him.. "Oh,
all
-Sheila suddenly felt the barrel of a Remington 870 swiftly jammed into her ribs. "I would."said Ashley replying to Sheila's comment about Kyle. "I don't know where fat ass ,er Cartman is.",mumbled Kenny. "WAKE UP!" Ashley shouted to Flynn, who was catching up on lost sleep. "I don't wanna go on the pony ride mom.", said Flynn, who was obiously delirious from sleeplessness.
preoccupied. We
you?"-Me
better
Wait a minute......although I'm not in this RPG, may I make a little comment? I didn't know that people can be more than one character. What about other people who want to play?
-Toni
[email] wrote:
YOU'RE A FUCKIN FRUIT MAN. GODDAMN, WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH SUCH BULLSHIT?
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BULLSHIT?
-IN ENGLISH [address] CAN'T UNDERSTAND ASSHOLE LANGUAGE!