Santa

Here ya go it's time for the annual Santa post: Enjoy. -Jeem

Jim Dutton displayed an impressive grasp of classical physics when he wrote:

Have you considered the effects of relativity in your calculations? Or perhaps the new discoveries in the field of quantum mechanics?

On the other hand, screw physics. It's all done with magic! ; )

Santa uses worm holes.

Steve
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HEY!!! I'm a dirty little bastard, too! (Stan)

On 17 Dec 1997 22:47:17 GMT, [email] (Fyrcanine) wrote:

ooh...  ish.

See the attribution to SPY magazine? I don't know squat about fizzics

-Jeem, kinda like Hallmark magic on sweetest day.

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	Hey man, Santa is magic.  What he does is freezes time so he
can make it around the world in one night.  To him, everything
surrounding is frozen in time, but because he is moving so fast (to
other people) he cannot be seen unless you record it and catch the
1/1000th of a second he is there.  When a person can move so fast that
everything else seems to be frozen, then in real time, time is passing
along normally.
	As for the bag of gifts, it's magic, too.  All Santa has to do
is read the minds of children, reach into the bag, and out comes the
gift.  The reason some little boys and girls get underwear and socks
is because they were bad.  Perhaps I've said too much, but who would
really believe me?

Santa's Elf (Elfonzo)