Ever Wonder...

Feb 11, 199817 posts by 10 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Do you think Trey and Matt ever visit this newsgroup?  I can't say I'm exactly
jumping crazily to meet them, I almost stopped watching after reading the
Rolling Stone review...every other word was "f".  Of course the new book with
Paul McCartney being interviewed has it just as often....  Anyway I could'nt
believe these two made South Park.  My friend and I agreed that we were glad it
was'nt as messed up as they say it is.  Perhaps they'll settle with age...and
perhaps they'll stop using poor Kenny as a filter for their obsession
with...well...I don't have to say it.  BESIDES THAT THEY ARE VERY CREATIVE (put
in caps so I won't get 2 million flames), you've gotta excuse me I just don't
have a taste for raunchy jokes...I watch SP for the witty stuff, like the
choclate in the center of a Tootsie Pop.  I'm glad that they got a chance to
show South Park to the world, everyone needs a little bit of brain candy now
and again.  If Matt and Trey perchance to read this...please RIGHTS FOR
KENNY!!!!!
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On 11 Feb 1998 23:38:17 GMT, [email] (SnowCalico) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Again with the rights for Kenny. Are you doing that just to be different, or are you serious? As for Matt and Trey, I hope they read the group. Other authors/actors/whatevers read the groups about them from time to time, so I'd like to think that Trey and Matt do the same. Unfortunately, if they did post to the group we'd all probably take it as a hoax and, judging by their previous written and verbal statemants, I'd probably have a word or three for them about how they write, so maybe it's better that they lurk. If they read the group at all. Maybe a little Usenet reference in a future episode would clear things up. Now _that'd_ be pretty damn cool. The boys could be reading the group and see all the crap that's in here and do something like 'Who's this Bob guy think he is, God or something? Correcting peoples grammar, what a dick.' 'Yeah, what about that hippie who doesn't like Kenny dying?' Or something to that effect. Of course, most of the country would be going 'What? What the hell are they talking about?' But _we'd_ get it. And that's the important part.

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That refers to me huh?  I'm no hippie, I just think hes too cool to be killed,
how about some character who really gets on everyones nerves?  I'm also on a
crusade to stop poor Kenny from being the pervert...its not bad enough he lives
in a horrible house with an alcoholic dad.  Speaking of which...how the heck
could he afford sausage?  I know its a sick joke but seriously sausage costs A
LOT of money...ah well...
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On 12 Feb 1998 21:40:59 GMT, [email] (SnowCalico) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Three words: 5 finger discount.

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In the land of cartoons, shouldn't that be a 4 finger discount?

On Thu, 12 Feb 1998 19:50:14 -0600, "Michael S. Cooper" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

That brings up an interesting question: do the boys even _have_ fingers? The adults do, but have we ever seen the gang without mittens? As far as we know, they could all be hideous mutants with hideously deformed pincer-hands with just one big section and an opposeable thumb.

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On Fri, 13 Feb 1998 03:20:30 GMT, [email] (Reverend Bob) wrote:

They're called mittens.

McGurk... Yes, THAT McGurk. You die now.

They wear mittens. The last show confirmed a suspicion of mine that the kids are gonna go dressed for winter the whole year. Wonder if they bathe in those clothes?!?

Now wait a second... in the beefcake episode, Cartman was wearing a muscle
shirt (I use the term loosely) and, if I recall correctly, was NOT wearing
mittens, search there for your answer!
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Ok lets see, the most, Stan and Kyle have ever removed from their winter clothes were their mittens and Kenny has never taken anything off at all. On the other hand Cartman took his shirt off in "Weight Gain 4000" and in "Pink Eye" he removed his hat, revealing some black hair.

It seems the boys must have fingers..well they point at stuff sometimes....

This also limits the amount of stories that can be done.

he didn't even have arms, all that was there were 1 little stumps that some how kept a hold of the can of wieght-gain 2000.

paul freitag

"if dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?"

On 13 Feb 1998 14:52:18 GMT, [email] (SnowCalico) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Ah, very true. Upon further review, Cartman has fingers. He gave Wendy a peace sign in Weight Gain 4000. As for the others.....

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[email] wrote:

Which makes me wonder: Do they have hair? The only hair I remember seeing was Cartman's when he dressed like Hitler. Of course, that could have just been a rug. Perhaps they're all bald similar to Charlie Brown. Supposing the mutant theory is true, perhaps Kenny doesn't even have a mouth. Maybe Wendy doesn't even have a cat. The horror! --- L.B. Noire; co-conspirator, The Undiscovered Country <http://www.flash.net/~reflex/> -or- <http://www.anus.com/tuc/>

Tsk.Tsk. How dare you take a classic Simpsons joke. :)
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Reverend Bob wrote:

Shame on you, Bob. Aren't there enough masterbation references on this newsgroup as it is? *snicker* : P

On Fri, 13 Feb 1998 13:07:33 -0600, Deacon offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Killjoy. All right, I'll cut loose with the masturbation stuff.

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Reverend Bob wrote in message ...

exactly

As for Matt and Trey, I hope they read

One of the two said they have never been on the internet and the other said they had been on the internet only one time. I don't think they're reading this.