Today, I had the major shits. I was in this restarant, eating macaroni and beef stew, when I started to feel this rupturing feeling in my abdoman. I hastily made my way to the men's restroom and ran inside the only stall in there. My ass started spewing out runny shit before I had a chance to sit on the shitter. I'm glad I didn't sit down, because my asshole sprayed the yellow and brown chunky pudding all over the toilet seat. I breathed a sigh of relief. It felt good to purge myself of the shits. I proceeded to clean my ass and wipe the liquid dingleberries from my ass-hair. Afterwards, when I was washing my hands, this nigger rushed into the restroom and charged for the stall I came out of. I guess he had the shits too, because he was running "bole-legged." I chuckled to myself, because I did not flush, nor cleaned the yellowish-brown, chunky puddiing from the toilet seat. I guess the nigger was sickened by the site, because I heard him yell, "GODDAMN!! WHO DID THIS SHIT?" Then he started to cough uncontrollably, until he retched into the shit-rimmed toilet. hahahhahahha, that was the funniest thing that I experienced this February. hahahahaaha.
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I'm not racist.....its just.....well
I Hate Niggers....I Hate Spicks........I Hate Queers.....I Hate White Crackers.......I Hate Gooks.......I Hate SAND-Niggers.....I Hate Camel-Jockey Jews.....and the list goes on