Kenny dies

Can someone send me a list of how kenny dies each episode? Thank you.

Justin Archie

who killed Kenny, bastards

best wishes Cartman

Mike Cohen writes I say, you loved one ep where he died? he dies in all of them(with the exception, of the christmas one/thanksgiving...whatever)have you not seen this much or are you not explaining what you mean, come to me say the lonely, we shall go forth say the christians,you're all bastards say the trolls...for which we manipulate their words, verbally crusiffying them(spelt wrong!!)

Er... yes I have, I was just not understanding,mmmkay?

Actually, Barney's burping and Homer saying D'oh don't happen in EVERY episode.

-Samuel Sklaroff

"Uh, okay, but ya only got 5 minutes. This place is turning into a Starbucks."

" Ahhh, There's nothing like a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!"

CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE: Trampled by cows and hit by police car.

WEIGHT GAIN 4000: Shot in the head, got head impaled on flagpole.

VOLCANO: After much confusion with a giant lava ball, he is accidently shot by Ned.

BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY BOATRIDE: During a football game, he has his arms ripped off and is decapitated.

AN ELEPHANT MAKES LOVE TO A PIG: Thrown into a microwave and fried.

DEATH: Touched by Death.

PINK EYE: Crushed by the Mir space station, sawn in half by Kyle, and crushed by a statue and a plane.

DAMIEN: Shot by Jimbo and Ned.

STAVIN' MARVIN: Gets his eyes torn out by mutant turkeys.

MR. HANKY, THE CHRISTMAS POO: He doesn't die.

TOM'S RHINOPLASTY: Impaled through the head with a sword.

MECHA-STREISAND: Strangled by a rope with a ball on the end.

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A DIRTY SLUT: Hit by a train.

TERRANCE AND PHILLIP in "NOT WITHOUT MY ANUS": Kenny did not appear in this episode.

CARTMAN'S MOM IS STILL A DIRTY SLUT: Electrocuted restoring power to a hospital.

CHICKENLOVER: Crushed by a falling tree.

IKE'S WEE-WEE: Falls into a grave, stone obelisk falls on him.

CONJOINED FETUS LADY: Hit really hard with a ball in dodgeball while playing against the Chinese.

THE MEXICAN STARING FROG OF SOUTHERN SRI LANKA: Ripped in half by two audience members on 'Jesus and Pals.'

CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER: {Death #1} Killed by big black monster. {Death #2} Run over by Fonzie's motorcycle.

SUMMER SUCKS: Crushed under some bleachers when the giant fireworks snake goes out of control.

CHEF'S SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS: Run over by a crowd leaving a movie theater.

CHICKENPOX: Dies of the chickenpox while in a hospital bed.

ROGER EBERT SHOULD LAY OFF THE FATTY FOODS: The star machine at the planetarium starts to hypnotize him. Stan and Kyle accidently turn the dial to maximum and his head explodes.

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<snip out Kenny's death list> Actually, I don't think that Kenny died in "City on the Edge of Forever" when the big scary monster took him. They didn't really show him get killed unlike the kid with the red (Star Trek) shirt. In addition, to me Kenny didn't really die in that episode period since it was all a dream. -Toni

Actually, slammed into a wall by Fonzie's moto.

makes a nice change when kenny dosn't die

Is your Tv broken? If so..ok..if not.. do your own work !

Noddy **tough !!..you havnt seen tough yet..no gain without pain?**