Take the wizard, cleric, and Jew. PALADIN!

I have seen LOTR twice and loved this ep! I love how Kyle's character was continuously referred to as "The Jew" like he is some mythical character of Middle Earth. I am Jewish, I get laugh a little harder. I too loved Cartman's belittling of the Harry Potter cult ("FAGS!"). The bit with the hiding heroes while the sixth graders sniffed around was so good! There was even the whispering scary tones of the Ring Wraiths (The Dark Riders who were Middle Earth's kings at one time). Forgive my spelling, but I bet someone here knows the correct way. Butters was great too. I liked him getting corrupted by the tape's power at the start...something started going on downstairs. He thought LOTR was REALLY COOL. Randy's comment about hating porn that has a "plot" was funny too.

Poor Jimmy/Gandalf. "You shall not,.. mmmm.. you shall not.. pp-p-p-p-.mm... AHH~! (run over) (run over) (run over) (run over) you shall not .. pp-=--p-p-p-../.(runover) (run over) (run over) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Later on Butter's parents, "Come on Jimmy, we don't have a lot of time."

Poor Token.

Though I liked how ALL the fathers were experts in porn and comparisons of earlier videos.

Jimmy actually had me laughing twice when i rewatched it. He had a freaking boxer on his head lol. The part where Butters leaped from the door to get the tape was pretty funny too. The rest about how they try to copy Lord of The rings was not all that, they always do that in every southpark ep anyway.

4 penises in the girl was love? with 5 midgets

"Dark Angel" wrote in message news:[email]...

5 midgets covered with thousand island dressing.

Horrible, simply horrible.

And don't forget being pissed on.

Wait . . . he didn't get bleeped . . . does this mean . . .?

Oh yeah, episode . . . too f'ing FUNNY!!

• Vaughner

"Antonio E. Gonzalez" wrote in message news:[email]...

It means Kenny is gay, not Cartman.

attacked

next!!"

In article , "C-C-C-Cainman" wrote:

It's out of character for Kenny, but not for Cartman. Kenny would be in character to insult Cartman, but not random kids on the street. That's Cartman's niche. Cartman is an asshole; that's his part in the show: congenital spoiled brat asshole.

Thanks, thats what i was about to post too lol

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"Dark Angel" wrote in message news:[email]...

The video s--- s--- s---

What.... The video... Sandwich?

Actually i thought Carmant played the role of Gandalf here

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"Buddy Lee" wrote in message news:qhZA9.16770$[email]...

They both did.

Dark Angel wrote:

IIRC there were some real bad porn takeoffs on the LOTR back in the Seventies...

John DiFool

On Sun, 17 Nov 2002 04:56:54 GMT, John DiFool wrote:

Was there a porno called "Lord of the Cock Rings?" That's all I can think of when I hear someone mention LotR. And yes, I know that I'm a pervert.

Cartman should have been run over, as HE was playing Gandalf all through the show til the Jimmy scene.

On 18 Nov 2002 02:28:41 GMT, [email] (SBaet) wrote:

Jimmy was a cleric... they just chose to have him parody the "You shall not pass" bit from when the Balrog was chasing the Fellowship because it was funnier and they needed Cartman to be amongst the remaining Fellowship when they got to the video store.

And we all know Cartman isn't noble enough to sacrifice his fat ass to help anyone.

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