Imagine Cartman saying this at the bus stop one day:
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they PISSED ME OFF!!"
(Stan: "Dude! Who's Reinhold Niebuhr?"
Kyle: "I think he was a villain on 'Simon and Simon'!")