Fanfic: *Pinwheel Play* Combined for easy storage!

Nov 20, 19984 posts by 3 posters
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Gyrex Derision

Well scince my server is acting screwy I'll repost Pinwheel Play 1 & 2 in combined form!

Yay!

------------ <scene at bustop, all 5 kids are there, including Sheila, she is standing next to Cartman>

Sheila: Hey Cartman, you wanna come over to my house this afternoon?

Kenny: hmmh hmmhmh mhmh mhmhm mhmmh? (You gonna make sweet love?)

Sheila: I'll just ignore that.

Kyle: You are NOT bringing that fatass into our house Sheila!!

Sheila: KYLE YOU SHUT YOUR F<beep>ING TRAP! I'LL SHOVE A PINWHEEL UP YOUR ASS!!

<as if by magic, a pinwheel appears in her hand>

Stan: Dude, how the hell did that happen? That pinwheel just appeared in your hand out of nowhere!

Sheila: <looks at hand> Wow! I must have some kick-ass ESP!

Kenny: mhm mhmh hmhm mhmmh? (Is that like PMS?)

Sheila: SHUT UP KENNY!

<suddenly her pinwheel starts to glow>

Kyle: Holy crap!

Cartman: Wow Sheila your pinwheels are amazing!

<Kenny starts to crack up>

Sheila: DAMMIT!

<her pinwheel becomes an orb and glows red. It files at Kenny, disintegrating him>

Stan: Oh my God! Sheila killed Kenny!

Kyle: You Bastard!

Sheila: Why is it still such a big deal to you guys, I mean he dies every week!

Stan: What the <beep> are you talking about?

Sheila: Oh, just forget it!

<Scene is in Mr. Garrison's class>

Mr. Garrison: Today children we will learn about the difference between a hooker and playing hookie.

Sheila: No offence and all, but that is the stupidest piece of <beep> I have ever heard from a teacher.

Mr. Garrison: Well Sheila, aren't we a bitch today. What do you think about that Mr. Hat?

Mr. Hat: You go to Hell! You go to hell and you die!!

Sheila: Shut up you stupid gay hand puppet!

Mr. Garrison: Sheila, get out of this classroom!

Sheila: <muttering> Stupid hand puppet. I oughta shove a pinwheel up it's ass.

Mr. Garrison: Ow!

<he pulls a pinwheel from Mr. Hat's end>

Mr. Garrison: How did this get in here?

<scene at Cartman's house>

<the scamps and Sheila are watching TV>

Newscaster: In other news, the planets have aligned tonight, causing some strang---

<changes channel>

Terrance: Oh Phillip I believe on our trip to America I ate too many hotdogs!

Phillip: So what are you gonna do now?

Terrance: <fart> Ooh there is goes.

<T & P laugh>

Cartman: Terrance and Phillip kicks ass.

Stan: Dude Sheila what is that thing on your neck?

Sheila: Oh, this?

<Sheila points to a necklace, with a claw holding a blue orb on it.>

Stan: Yeah, what is it? And where didja get it?

Sheila: I don't know what it is, and I had it since I was born!

<This is remenicint of Destiny>

Kyle: Well we should go home. Cartman's house sucks ass anyway!

Sheila: DAMMIT KYLE I'LL SHOVE A PINWHEEL UP YOUR ASS!

<the blue orb glows and a pinwheel appears in her hand>

Stan: Dude!

Sheila: SAY ONE MORE THING KYLE AND I'LL KILL YOU!

<the pinwheel glows and turns into a big red orb>

Kyle: AAH!

<It starts to fly at him>

<Suddenly, Kenny materializes between Kyle and Sheila>

Kenny: mhmh mhmhm hmhm hmhmhm mhmhmh! (Hi guys, I resurrected early!)

<Sees orb flying towards him>

Kenny: mhm mhmhm!! ( Not again!!)

<orb kills Kenny>

Stan: Oh my God! Sheila killed Kenny ... again!

Kyle: You double bastard!!

Sheila: DAMMIT HE'S COMING BACK!!!!

Stan: Huh?

Kyle: What the f<beep> are you talking about?!

Sheila: I don't know why I bother...

Stan: Dude, I think that crystal orb thing on your necklace has something to do with this. Look, it's glowing!

<zoom in on blue crystal orb, glowing>

Kyle: Isn't your dad a g-gnenologist Stan? You know he studies rocks?

Sheila: It's GEOLOGIST, dunce!

Kyle: Whatever.

Stan: Yeah! Maybe he could tell us what it is! Let's go over to my house!

Cartman: As long as you got food there, hippie.

Kyle: You stupid fata... <remembers Sheila, who is evil eyeing him>

Sheila: Thank you. Eric, *I'LL* give you some Cheesy Poofs, since freakboy over here won't be nice!

Cartman: Sweet!

Kyle: Dammit!!

<scene is at Stan's house>

Mr. Marsh: Honestly Sheila, I don't know *WHAT* it is.

Sheila: Dammit! What the hell is this thing!!!

<tries to take it off, her hand slides right through it>

Sheila: *DUDE!*

Stan: Woah! This is seriously f<beep>ed up right here!

<Kyle nods>

Cartman: <whiny> I wanna go home!

Sheila: Eric, I'll take you home after we've figured this out. Here, have a Snacky Cake!

Cartman: Seriously Sweeet!

<scene is behind a warehouse, Leonardo DiCaprio, Sheila's parents Ralph and Lucia are there>

Leo: I will get the Orb of Pin-Far! Sheila will not stand in my way!

Lucia: Dammit Leo! Leave our daughter alone!

Ralph: Look Leo, I know that after Martin Hazelbower's Mecha DiCaprio 'fic you'd be mad, but *SHEILA*?

Leo: You little twits! Sheila's pinwheels could destroy the world if combined!

Ralph: Yeah, yeah, but what does the Orb have to do with this?

Leo: Are you dense?! The Orb controls the pinwheels!

Lucia: Look, we're outta here!

Ralph: Yeah, you can take over the world by yourself!

Leo: Fine. Be that way.

<Scene is behind the Broslofski house, Sheila and Cartman are there>

Sheila: Dammit! What the hell is this thing?!!!

Cartman: Let's not worry about it. Here, have a Snacky Cake.

Sheila: Thanks Eric, your a real sweetie.

<Leo is hiding behind a bush>

Leo: <muttering> Yes, that's it, closer, closer...

<springs out, grabs Sheila>

Sheila: AHH! PUT ME DOWN DAMMIT!!

Leo: Never! I will have the Orb of Pin-Far!

Cartman: AAAH! It's Leonardo DiCrappio!!

Sheila: AAHH! I *HATE* HIM!! DIE!!!! I'LL SHOVE A PINWHEEL UP YOUR ASS!

<A glowing pinwheel appears in her hand>

Leo: Not this time you little brat!

<Drops her, runs out of sight>

Cartman: Sheila! Are you alright?

Sheila: He *TOUCHED* me! I gotta go shower!

<Later, at the Broslofski's>

Stan: We need to do something! Leonardo DiCapitated will try to use your pinwheels to take over the world!

Sheila: That womanizing self centered schmeagegy brat will *NEVER* get my pinwheels! I'll shove a truckload of them up his ass!

Kyle: Sheila, do you realize you could rid the world of Leofarto DiSuckio forever?!!

Cartman: No more DiCrappio? Sweet!!

Sheila: Yeah! I'll force him to a showdown a beat his pansy ass!

<Leo's Hideout>

Leo: So, Sheila wants a showdown. Her with her pinwheels, and me with only my good looks.

<long pause>

Leo: I like those odds.

<Scene is at the South Park Avenue, Leo and Sheila are facing off>

Leo: I will have the Orb of Pin-Far!

Sheila: Wrong! *EAT PINWHEEL!!!*

<glowing pinwheel appears in her hand>

Leo: You will never win!!

<Smiles cutely, acts nicey nicey>

Sheila: AHH! Must ... resist ... aaah ....

<Sheila collapses>

Cartman: YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I'LL KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE NUTS!!!!

<picks up pinwheels, which glows green in his hand, hurls>

Cartman: EAT THIS YOU BUTTLICKER!!!

<pinwheels glows red and implants itself up Leo's ass>

Leo: AAAAH! <weakly> Get... ....it... ...out!

<waddles off awkwardly>

Stan: Cartman! You kicked Leo's ass! <shocked>

Cartman: That'll teach him to f<beep> with my girlfriend!

<Kenny would be laughing now, he's chortling his head off in heaven>

Sheila: <weakly> C-Cartman?

Cartman: He's gone. I rammed a pinwheel up his hippie ass!

Sheila: I'm so proud of you Cartman!

<smoochies>

Kyle: NO!! STOP!!! NOWW!!!!!! DAMMIT GYREX!!

<Screen fades, then fades back to reveal a kid typing at a computer>

Gyrex: Well, it looks like Leo be seen for for a while, because senor fatass saved the day!

Sheila: DAMMIT DREW!!!

<Screen goes black, a yelping is heard>

Drew: OWW!! Get this damn thing out!

Sheila: I warned you...
=---------------

Just let me know what ya thought!!

Gyrex "I'm bored" Derision

<snip fanfic>

Dude, pinwheels are kewl....

Great job Gyrex! My fave line is when Leo overhears Sheila talking about a showdown and he says:

Leo: So, Sheila wants a showdown. Her with her pinwheels, and me with only my good looks.

<long pause>

Leo: I like those odds.

That fucking cracked me up. I dunno why, it just did :)

-Toni

Mr PsychoToni

On Sat, 21 Nov 1998 03:36:30 -0800, Toni wrote:

gyrex could you please email it to me. thanks in advance, and why haven't you responded to my request? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if you talk to god, you are praying; if god talks to you, you have schizophrenia (Thomas Szasz)

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