Well scince my server is acting screwy I'll repost Pinwheel Play 1 & 2 in combined form!
Yay!
------------ <scene at bustop, all 5 kids are there, including Sheila, she is standing next to Cartman>
Sheila: Hey Cartman, you wanna come over to my house this afternoon?
Kenny: hmmh hmmhmh mhmh mhmhm mhmmh? (You gonna make sweet love?)
Sheila: I'll just ignore that.
Kyle: You are NOT bringing that fatass into our house Sheila!!
Sheila: KYLE YOU SHUT YOUR F<beep>ING TRAP! I'LL SHOVE A PINWHEEL UP YOUR ASS!!
<as if by magic, a pinwheel appears in her hand>
Stan: Dude, how the hell did that happen? That pinwheel just appeared in your hand out of nowhere!
Sheila: <looks at hand> Wow! I must have some kick-ass ESP!
Kenny: mhm mhmh hmhm mhmmh? (Is that like PMS?)
Sheila: SHUT UP KENNY!
<suddenly her pinwheel starts to glow>
Kyle: Holy crap!
Cartman: Wow Sheila your pinwheels are amazing!
<Kenny starts to crack up>
Sheila: DAMMIT!
<her pinwheel becomes an orb and glows red. It files at Kenny, disintegrating him>
Stan: Oh my God! Sheila killed Kenny!
Kyle: You Bastard!
Sheila: Why is it still such a big deal to you guys, I mean he dies every week!
Stan: What the <beep> are you talking about?
Sheila: Oh, just forget it!
<Scene is in Mr. Garrison's class>
Mr. Garrison: Today children we will learn about the difference between a hooker and playing hookie.
Sheila: No offence and all, but that is the stupidest piece of <beep> I have ever heard from a teacher.
Mr. Garrison: Well Sheila, aren't we a bitch today. What do you think about that Mr. Hat?
Mr. Hat: You go to Hell! You go to hell and you die!!
Sheila: Shut up you stupid gay hand puppet!
Mr. Garrison: Sheila, get out of this classroom!
Sheila: <muttering> Stupid hand puppet. I oughta shove a pinwheel up it's ass.
Mr. Garrison: Ow!
<he pulls a pinwheel from Mr. Hat's end>
Mr. Garrison: How did this get in here?
<scene at Cartman's house>
<the scamps and Sheila are watching TV>
Newscaster: In other news, the planets have aligned tonight, causing some strang---
<changes channel>
Terrance: Oh Phillip I believe on our trip to America I ate too many hotdogs!
Phillip: So what are you gonna do now?
Terrance: <fart> Ooh there is goes.
<T & P laugh>
Cartman: Terrance and Phillip kicks ass.
Stan: Dude Sheila what is that thing on your neck?
Sheila: Oh, this?
<Sheila points to a necklace, with a claw holding a blue orb on it.>
Stan: Yeah, what is it? And where didja get it?
Sheila: I don't know what it is, and I had it since I was born!
<This is remenicint of Destiny>
Kyle: Well we should go home. Cartman's house sucks ass anyway!
Sheila: DAMMIT KYLE I'LL SHOVE A PINWHEEL UP YOUR ASS!
<the blue orb glows and a pinwheel appears in her hand>
Stan: Dude!
Sheila: SAY ONE MORE THING KYLE AND I'LL KILL YOU!
<the pinwheel glows and turns into a big red orb>
Kyle: AAH!
<It starts to fly at him>
<Suddenly, Kenny materializes between Kyle and Sheila>
Kenny: mhmh mhmhm hmhm hmhmhm mhmhmh! (Hi guys, I resurrected early!)
<Sees orb flying towards him>
Kenny: mhm mhmhm!! ( Not again!!)
<orb kills Kenny>
Stan: Oh my God! Sheila killed Kenny ... again!
Kyle: You double bastard!!
Sheila: DAMMIT HE'S COMING BACK!!!!
Stan: Huh?
Kyle: What the f<beep> are you talking about?!
Sheila: I don't know why I bother...
Stan: Dude, I think that crystal orb thing on your necklace has something to do with this. Look, it's glowing!
<zoom in on blue crystal orb, glowing>
Kyle: Isn't your dad a g-gnenologist Stan? You know he studies rocks?
Sheila: It's GEOLOGIST, dunce!
Kyle: Whatever.
Stan: Yeah! Maybe he could tell us what it is! Let's go over to my house!
Cartman: As long as you got food there, hippie.
Kyle: You stupid fata... <remembers Sheila, who is evil eyeing him>
Sheila: Thank you. Eric, *I'LL* give you some Cheesy Poofs, since freakboy over here won't be nice!
Cartman: Sweet!
Kyle: Dammit!!
<scene is at Stan's house>
Mr. Marsh: Honestly Sheila, I don't know *WHAT* it is.
Sheila: Dammit! What the hell is this thing!!!
<tries to take it off, her hand slides right through it>
Sheila: *DUDE!*
Stan: Woah! This is seriously f<beep>ed up right here!
<Kyle nods>
Cartman: <whiny> I wanna go home!
Sheila: Eric, I'll take you home after we've figured this out. Here, have a Snacky Cake!
Cartman: Seriously Sweeet!
<scene is behind a warehouse, Leonardo DiCaprio, Sheila's parents Ralph and Lucia are there>
Leo: I will get the Orb of Pin-Far! Sheila will not stand in my way!
Lucia: Dammit Leo! Leave our daughter alone!
Ralph: Look Leo, I know that after Martin Hazelbower's Mecha DiCaprio 'fic you'd be mad, but *SHEILA*?
Leo: You little twits! Sheila's pinwheels could destroy the world if combined!
Ralph: Yeah, yeah, but what does the Orb have to do with this?
Leo: Are you dense?! The Orb controls the pinwheels!
Lucia: Look, we're outta here!
Ralph: Yeah, you can take over the world by yourself!
Leo: Fine. Be that way.
<Scene is behind the Broslofski house, Sheila and Cartman are there>
Sheila: Dammit! What the hell is this thing?!!!
Cartman: Let's not worry about it. Here, have a Snacky Cake.
Sheila: Thanks Eric, your a real sweetie.
<Leo is hiding behind a bush>
Leo: <muttering> Yes, that's it, closer, closer...
<springs out, grabs Sheila>
Sheila: AHH! PUT ME DOWN DAMMIT!!
Leo: Never! I will have the Orb of Pin-Far!
Cartman: AAAH! It's Leonardo DiCrappio!!
Sheila: AAHH! I *HATE* HIM!! DIE!!!! I'LL SHOVE A PINWHEEL UP YOUR ASS!
<A glowing pinwheel appears in her hand>
Leo: Not this time you little brat!
<Drops her, runs out of sight>
Cartman: Sheila! Are you alright?
Sheila: He *TOUCHED* me! I gotta go shower!
<Later, at the Broslofski's>
Stan: We need to do something! Leonardo DiCapitated will try to use your pinwheels to take over the world!
Sheila: That womanizing self centered schmeagegy brat will *NEVER* get my pinwheels! I'll shove a truckload of them up his ass!
Kyle: Sheila, do you realize you could rid the world of Leofarto DiSuckio forever?!!
Cartman: No more DiCrappio? Sweet!!
Sheila: Yeah! I'll force him to a showdown a beat his pansy ass!
<Leo's Hideout>
Leo: So, Sheila wants a showdown. Her with her pinwheels, and me with only my good looks.
<long pause>
Leo: I like those odds.
<Scene is at the South Park Avenue, Leo and Sheila are facing off>
Leo: I will have the Orb of Pin-Far!
Sheila: Wrong! *EAT PINWHEEL!!!*
<glowing pinwheel appears in her hand>
Leo: You will never win!!
<Smiles cutely, acts nicey nicey>
Sheila: AHH! Must ... resist ... aaah ....
<Sheila collapses>
Cartman: YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I'LL KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE NUTS!!!!
<picks up pinwheels, which glows green in his hand, hurls>
Cartman: EAT THIS YOU BUTTLICKER!!!
<pinwheels glows red and implants itself up Leo's ass>
Leo: AAAAH! <weakly> Get... ....it... ...out!
<waddles off awkwardly>
Stan: Cartman! You kicked Leo's ass! <shocked>
Cartman: That'll teach him to f<beep> with my girlfriend!
<Kenny would be laughing now, he's chortling his head off in heaven>
Sheila: <weakly> C-Cartman?
Cartman: He's gone. I rammed a pinwheel up his hippie ass!
Sheila: I'm so proud of you Cartman!
<smoochies>
Kyle: NO!! STOP!!! NOWW!!!!!! DAMMIT GYREX!!
<Screen fades, then fades back to reveal a kid typing at a computer>
Gyrex: Well, it looks like Leo be seen for for a while, because senor fatass saved the day!
Sheila: DAMMIT DREW!!!
<Screen goes black, a yelping is heard>
Drew: OWW!! Get this damn thing out!
Sheila: I warned you... =---------------
Just let me know what ya thought!!
Gyrex "I'm bored" Derision