I can't seem to find the song posted on the newsgroup entitled "What would brian boitano felch?" But I'm pretty sure this line didn't appear in the song, and it seems like a pretty obvious insertion:
What would Brian Boitano felch If he were here today? I'm sure he'd felch an ass or two, That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
eh? eh? ah . . . forget it.
- Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo