Disclaimer: I think part 1 was a bit short, I plan on making the other's longer. If you didn't read the disclaimer in part1 I suggest you do or some things you won't understand.
<Cartoon Central> -The network president is at a desk, Kenny is in a chair next to the desk, Kyle and Stan are in a plant in the corner.- NP: Mr. Kenny, you may have or haven't heard of Mr. Bill. Kenny: mpnmpnmpmpnpmpnmp! (Oh Yeah I saw him today!) NP: Well the point is that he's getting a bit old� Kenny: Mpnmpn mnpmnpm pnmpnp mnpmp pnmp npm! (Heck I only saw one episode the show can't be old.) NP: No, no, you don't understand. Here watch this clip. -He presses a button which runs the clip- -Mr. Bill is in the house with Mr. Barkey and a can of toxic waste- Mr. Bill: Ohh Noo! Mr. Barkey I told you before, don't pull these out of the reservoir! Mr. Barkey: Grrrrrrrrrrr� Mr. Bill: Now I'll have to dispose of it. -Shot of Kenny and the network president watching it. Only the sound is heard.- -Cracking sound is heard- Mr. Bill: Ohh Noo! My back! -He turns off the television- NP: What was supposed to happen� was that a mutant pops out of the can and eat him alive. Kenny: mnmpn pmnpm�(I see) NP: We're thinking of firing him � Stan(OS): Oh my god! They're going to fire Mr. Bill! Kyle(OS): You bastards! -The NP pushes a button on the intercom- NP: Larry. The air conditioner making funny noises again, fix it. Larry: I'm on it. Kenny: so why the f*ck am I here? To give you f*cking feedback? NP: Well I see that I'm going on and on so I'll be quick� We want you to replace him. Stan: (OS) Oh my god! They're going to kill Kenny! Kyle: (OS) You bastards! Kenny: Stan? Kyle? -The NP walks over to the corner and pulls out Stan and Kyle by their collars- NP: I keep telling you kids auditions for the commercials are across the hall! Stan: Huh? -The NP presses another button on his desk two goons come in and takes Stan, and Kyle away- <Auditions place> Director: Ok little boy you're next. -A man shoves Kyle on the stage- Director: Ok little boy we're going to have you act out some emotions for a start� Ok let's start with happy. -Kyle gives them a triangle smile- Director: Good� Sad. -Kyle frowns- Director: Mad� -Kyle frowns and his eyebrows are down- (Author's note: You try describing it!) Director: In the middle of PMS. -Kyle shows no facial expressions at all- Director: Interesting� Ok now just read the cue cards. -man hands Kyle an empty beer bottle- Kyle: Hi my name is enter name here. I am here to tell you about brew beer, the new beer that really quenches your thirst and the thirst of people around you. Drink beer and smile. Brew beer, it quenches. Director: That was great we'll get back to you. <Next day. Bus stop- -Kyle, Stan and Cartman are there- Kyle: Did you see Terrance & Philip last night? Stan: Yeah that was a classic. Cartman: Eh� I've out grown that childish show. Kyle: You like that Mr. Bill show, don't you. Cartman: (on the break of tears) He gets killed and gets right back up� What a trooper� -pause- -Kenny walks up- Kyle, Stan: Hey Kenny. Cartman: Hey Kenny! I heard that your dad needed to sell one of his nuts to pay for his lunch. Kenny: mpnmpnmp(After school I'm going to f*cking kill you fatass!) Cartman: OoOoh! I'm trembling! Kyle: Can't you lay off Kenny for at least an hour? Cartman: Well you can try. But anyone who doesn't want to be a little pansy, can come over and whatch Mr. Bill after school with me. Stan: Yeah I wonder what will happen to him today. -Stan elbows Kenny in the arm- Kenny: mpnmnpmpnmpp! (Ow! What the f*ck!) -The bus pulls up- Mr. Bullworth: Get on! We want to be on time! Stan: Hey! Where's Ms. Crabtree? Mr. Bullworth: She's sick! Now get on you slackers! Kyle: Slackers? Cartman: What the hell is a slacker? (Author's note: My English teacher calls me this.) Mr. Bullworth: GET ON! -They get on- Stan: I think I'll walk from now on. <Mr. Garrison's class> Mr. Garrison: And that's the 3 digit form of PI. Now tonight I want you calculate all of it. -Groans- -Shot of Kenny and Cartman- Cartman: Hey Kenny� Check this out 12 sheets of paper. -Cartman tares all of them in half- Cartman: After school your DEAD! Mr. Garrison: Oh I almost forgot get out your essays on what you would do on a date with Carmen Electra so I can collect them. -Cartman looks at the now 24 pieces of paper in his hands- Cartman: Ah crap! -Most of the boys' papers are several binders long- -Mr. Garrison gets to Kenny- Mr. Garrison: Kenny? Where's your paper? -Kenny walks to the window and opens the curtains- -The window is completely blocked out by binders- Mr. Garrison: Very good Kenny, I'm sure it's very descriptive. A+. -Mr. Garrison gets to Cartman who is writing like crazy- Mr. Garrison: Eric where is your paper? Cartman: Uh� Here it is� -The paper hand writing is terrible it reads; I'd take her to Happy Burger where we get happy hamburger meal with the Ewok toy. The end- Mr. Garrison: You get an F Cartman see me after school. Cartman: Damn it! I can't stay after school! I need to watch Mr. Bill! Stan: Well too bad Cartman. I guess we'll have to watch your TV without you. Cartman: Ay! <Cartman's house> -The boys sans Cartman are on the couch.- Kyle: Well Cartman should be getting out of detention now. Kenny: mpnmnpmpnmpnpmp! (Yeah, but there's no way he can get his ass all the way home before the show starts!) -The boys laugh all of the sudden there is a rumbling- Stan: What the hell is that? -The rumbling gets louder furniture starts moving- Kyle: Earthquake! -The rumbling stops- -Cartman enters, out of breath- Cartman: Did I miss it?!?! Kyle: That was you? Cartman: Yeah, so? Stan: Damn. We should enter you in the Olympics! Kenny: If the stadium doesn't shatter. Cartman: Ay! I'm not gonna enter some hippie spirit healing class! -long pause- -Stan's watch beeps- Stan: Dude the show's coming on! -Kenny turns on the TV- Announcer: And now it's time for� Cartman: This is going to be sweeet! Announcer: Ohh! Noo! Mr. Kenny presents! Cartman: What the?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? -Kenny and Mr. Foot are in a gym- Mr. Foot: Say Mr. Kenny. Why don't you lift some weights? I could spot you. Kenny: mpnmp�(Okay�) -Kenny lies down under the weight- Mr. Foot: Okay� Ready? Kenny: Uh� -Mr. Foot drops the weight on Kenny's head- Kenny: mnpm bnmpnm! (Ohh Noo!) -Kenny's head pops off, blood goes everywhere- -Back to the boys- Stan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY! Kyle: YOU BASTARDS! -Camera zooms out to reveal Kenny next to them- Kenny: mpnmp?(Huh?) Stan, Kyle: Sorry� -Kenny and Mr. Foot are on the treadmills- Mr. Foot: You're only on the beginner stage Mr. Kenny let me crank it up for you� Kenny: nnpmnmpnmp (No thanks I�) -Mr. Foot sets it to mache3- Kenny: MNMPNMPN!(Ohh noo!) -Kenny gets sucked into the treadmill- Kenny: MNMPNPMPNMPNPM!(AAAAH!!) -Blood splatters everywhere- -Back to the boys- Stan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!!! Kyle: YOU BASTARD! Kenny: nmnp pnmp pnm pnpm! (Dude shut up!) Stan, Kyle: Sorry. -Kenny and Mr. Foot are in the sauna Kenny is wearing a towel over his parka- Mr. Foot: Boy this sauna is chilly. Kenny: mpnmpnpmnpmp�(Actually I'm kinda hot�) Mr. Foot: I'll turn up the heat. -Mr. Foot turns a knob- -Kenny busts into flames- Kenny: mnmpnmnpm! (Ooh Noo!) -Back to the boys- Stan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY! Kyle: YOU BASTARDS! Kenny: nmnpmnpmpnpm! (Shut up!) Stan: Sorry� It's like a habit� Kyle: Yeah we can't help it, for some reason� -Camera zooms out more to reveal Cartman on the floor recovering from laughing- Cartman: But you never said that before� Kyle: Maybe we said it every week and then somebody brainwashed us. -long pause with dramatic music- Boys: nah� Annoying announcer: Will Stan & Kyle find the reason they yell out when Kenny dies? Will Cartman ever find out his favorite show? Will Mr. Bill ever yell Ooh Noo again? Will Mr. Garrison ever finish reading Kenny's essay? Find out in part 3 of Ooh Noo! They Killed Mr. Kenny! -End of Part2- Well I'm having second thoughts about doing my fics in parts. I think most of the fics I'll be doing will be the whole thing in one post. Oh yeah I plan on doing movie cross-overs, so if anyone knows a good site to get movie scripts please e-mail me. Comments? Questions? Suggestions? Feedback is welcome e-mail me at: [email]