Did you hear about this one, a conversation with George W. Bush.
Bush: I'm a leader Biden: Are you sure, there's no one behind you. Bush: That's because they're getting lunch, fishsticks. Biden: Oh, do you like fishdicks? Bush: Yes. Biden: Do you like fishdicks in your mouth? Bush: Sure, who doesn't. Biden: Then whay are you, a gay fish? Bush: Uh, oh, hahaha that's funny! Biden: haha thank you.
;-)
This is so fucking lame that it may actually become an episode of South Park. Either that or they'll throw something together involving pussies, farts and shit. That always works.
"Charles & Mambo Duckman" wrote in message news:grmmmb$b1$[email]...
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I was an episode of South Park, the last new episode where Cartman and Jimmy make up a joke, the fishstick joke, that catches attention nationwide.
Seriously, is this what this group has come to? Flamers who don't watch the show?
On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:40:44 -0400, "Andy from Dover" wrote:
Looks like you missed the point . . .
"Antonio E. Gonzalez" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Seeing as this is supposed to be a group for SP fans, yea I guess I did.
And the point is?
Andy from Dover wrote:
That some of us have lives outside of South Park, the show we Tivo and watch when we have time for this increasingly boring cartoon. But, hey, thanks for the spoiler. That way I can now delete this episode straight away and save myself 22 minutes for something funnier, like a WW2 documentary or a televised vasectomy or something.
Hi Kanye. Please remember that you're *still* posting to a newsgroup about a show you don't like. We're enjoying our lives, you're not.
Reaper G wrote:
Oh, today must be the International Banal Statements Day. Remind me to send you some flowers.
That's the spirit. Who says the mentally challenged can't live a full life?
Nothing banal about the truth, Kanye. When Howard Stern was no longer entertaining to me, I stopped listening and left the newsgroups to those who still enjoy his show. Unfortunately, that group is also heavily populated by people like you -- miserable sad sacks who can't stand the show anymore and can't move on with their lives.
They can, and so can we intelligent types. People like you who confuse arrogance for intelligence are the ones I'm worried about.
Couldn't agree more Reaper. There are many shows I think suck (SNL for example) but you won't find me trolling these groups simply because I have a life and an IQ with three digits. Hopefully we fans will return to put the trolls in their place.
That is, until they morph and show what true retards they are when they use the same signature on each forged e-addy. Seriously, how sad and pathetic is that?
Andy from Dover wrote:
No, apparently we'll find you trolling these groups simply because you have an IQ with two digits.
Now there's a cause everyone can rally behind. Fuck the world hunger, poverty, cancer, human rights, wars, terrorism, etc. We must all unite to "put the trolls in their place".
You're like a Gandhi of idiocy.
Oh, the irony, she is palpable.
Reaper G wrote:
And? What do you want, a medal?
I thought you "left" that newsgroup.
But, seriously, what is that you want? You "left" the Stern newsgroup when you stopped listening to his show. I still watch SP more or less, I just don't find it that funny and entertaining anymore (and, honestly, it wasn't that funny to begin with), because the show's lazy writing relies on either non-sensical bullshit (like the Al Gore's character, for example) that apparently works wonders for the audience that grew up on MTV style of "comedy" in which something is funny simply because it's stupid (Tom Green, Jackass, et al), and when the stupid fails to work, the writers resort to the old reliable shock value where something is funny simply because it shocks the audience (Oprah's vagina, queef episode, etc.)
However, lazy writing is understandable. After all, even the best authors run out of ideas and fade out eventually. So SP keep rolling because it still makes money, and it will keep doing that until the cash supply dries out. So why hire fresh writers or make an effort to come up with funny stuff like Scott Tenorman Must Die (or the hilarious bit with the severed chicken head that determines the bailouts two eps ago, for that matter), when cheap crap like queefing keeps simple minds entertained? What is not understandable to me is all this fucking gushing and phony boners you guys have after every single goddamn stupid episode of SP. From the shit one can read here, it would seem that all of them are a the pinnacle of comic art. Well, they're not. Most of them are pure shit.
Really? Maybe it's time you found me "no longer entertaining" and stop obsessing about my posts. You know, "leave" my posts, eh?
Otoh, if my continued posting about the show that I still watch even though I think it sucks breaches some obscure etiquette, rule, regulation, law, tradition or custom, I'll reconsider it. Until then, you're just another crybaby who thinks that everyone has to follow his imaginary Usenet rules.
Reaper G wrote:
Oh, today must be the International Banal Statements Day. Remind me to send you some flowers.
That's the spirit. Who says the mentally challenged can't live a full life?
"Charles & Mambo Duckman" wrote in message news:grpatn$1t7$[email]...
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So you watch what you consider boring, that says a lot.
No problem.
You can also save more time and stay out of this group, did ya think of that?
Stay warm in my killfile!
Andy from Dover wrote:
What? And deprive myself of the ability to have an instant view of the stupidity index? I don't think so.
What's here? the portrait of a blinking idiot, Presenting me a schedule! I will read it. How much unlike art thou to Portia! How much unlike my hopes and my deservings! "Who chooseth me shall have as much as he deserves"! Did I deserve no more than a fool's head? Is that my prize? Are my deserts no better?
Andy from Dover wrote:
What? And deprive myself of the ability to have an instant view of the stupidity index? I don't think so.
What's here? the portrait of a blinking idiot, Presenting me a schedule! I will read it. How much unlike art thou to Portia! How much unlike my hopes and my deservings! "Who chooseth me shall have as much as he deserves"! Did I deserve no more than a fool's head? Is that my prize? Are my deserts no better?
"Duckman" wrote in message news:grs5b4$nt0$[email]...
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OMG WTF Duckman the wack-a-mole! First you're Charles & Mambo Duckman and now you're just Duckman with a new e-addy to escape my killfile. Guess what ...
Cha chick, *POINK!*
I hope that was good for you too!
Andy from Dover wrote:
What a dork.
On Apr 12, 6:26�pm, Charles & Mambo Duckman wrote:
I oversimplified, thinking that would be easier for you to understand. Stern's show was on a downward slide for some time, and while I was still on the NG, there were a lot of people obsessed with bashing the show that they no longer enjoyed. Even while I was losing my enjoyment, I was hanging on looking for good stuff. When he finally left terrestrial radio, I didn't follow him to Sirius, so there was no point in me staying in the newsgroup. I've poked my nose in from time to time, or their posts were crossposted to other groups I still subscribe to, and the bitter little babies are *still* obsessed with a show they can't stand.
So why watch a show you never liked, let alone post in a newsgroups about it?
What's all this "fucking gushing and phony boners" you're talking about? I find many eps to be just decent, some good spots and some not so good, and I leave it at that.
You totally missed the point that you're watching a show you don't like. That has nothing to do with any supposed etiquette. What you don't seem to understand is that if you go into a forum with a bad attitude, you're gonna get crapped on.
Reaper G wrote:
Why not? And I never said I never liked it. There are some episodes that are really funny, there is even an occasional hilarious one, but most of them, especially lately, suffer from lazy writing that relies on bullshit and shock value. Btw, I just saw the fishsticks episode. You know a show has ran its course when you can't wait for the episode to end so you can go do something else. In many of the SP eps in the last few years I had a feeling that the writers are doing some inside joke shtick that involves some celebrity or another and that the "plot" is aimed at getting back at them for some perceived offense, as if the writers were kicked out of the celebrity's limo or something and the episode is meant to mend someone's hurt feelings. The fishstick ep just perpetuates this feeling. I mean, what the fuck is this? Kanye West has a big ego? Who gives a fuck? If at least it was funny, it could have redeemed itself. It wasn't.
So you didn't notice how every single goddamn episode induces rave reviews from some people here, how they're all so "funny" and how those people "laugh really hard" at what can at best be described as yawn-inducing crap.
Btw, if Family Guy writing involves dolphins fetching ideas at random from a fish tank, like SP would have us believe, then some SP writing, and especially the last ep, is like those same dolphins eating those ideas, shitting them out, then writers sifting through dolphin shit to find the worst parts, then dehydrating those parts, rolling them into joints, smoking them and writing the episodes while high on dried dolphin shit.
Good. I wasn't the one who was complaining about being crapped on - you guys were. From the reaction I got after pissing on the show, you'd think some of you guys are Parker and Stone hiding behind pseudonyms.
So far, this was my favorite episode of the season. I enjoyed the Kanye bashing, the Mencia bashing, and Cartman's egomania that all happened to circulate around a fourth-grade level joke. I'm not detecting any laziness; in fact, I'm enjoyed how Matt and Trey peeled back another layer to Cartman's psychology. I'll also give them credit for bashing Kanye instead of the equally egotistical and humorless, and perhaps more obvious, Sean Penn (the did him in "Team America" anyway).
No I didn't. I noticed how you've spent more time complaining about this season this week than anyone else here has spent praising it since the season started.
The problem isn't that you don't enjoy the show, the problem is that you act like a high and mighty dickhead about it. You're not smarter or better than us, get over yourself, Kanye. Did the "Fishsticks" episode strike a nerve?