Let's have a "Write an Episode" contest in this newsgroup!

Ok. folks.. here is a chance to use that creativity (Matt and Trey's is questionable). Put your plot ideas right here. Hmmm I'll do it as soon as I think of one. :-)

Ahem. (Points down at the many scripts shes done) Those are my entires. Just
browse DejaNews, theres like 8 of 'em. I thought they were pretty bad but,
other people seem to like 'em.
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A truly decent writer is ALWAYS too critical of his/her own work. Sorry, but you're not getting off THAT easy. :-)

Ben

On Mon, 27 Apr 1998 17:40:25 GMT, Ben Yarbrough wrote:

Get Stone and Parker as judges and I'll write an official episode.

Thanks, Dave

*sigh* While I'm at it, you want a date with Pamela Anderson? You want to be adopted by Don Trump? Or Don King? Or Don Knotts? You want Mutant Man to post intelligently? I mean, while I'm performing miracles and all. :-)

Hell, if I can get Stone and Parker (Hell, for that matter, Mike Judge) to judge, I'm gonna place an entry.

Sorry...  :-)
B

Ben Yarbrough wrote in message ...

Trump, King or Knotts, they all would be cool to have adopt me. But I would definitely not piss off D. Knotts. him having that bullet and all. And since you're performing miracles, keep Pam Anderson, I'll take a date with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. : ) (I have a note from my wife. she says it would be OK.)(really!)(of course, she then walked off mumbling something about shopping with Trump while I was gone)

But I don't think you, god, buddah, and Marilyn Manson all working together could produce that mutantman miracle.

LM
:o)

Manson could get him together, after all MaNsOn rUlEs aNd i fOlLoW MaNsOn aNd hIs mUsIc rOcKs aNd bEsIdEs hE WaS GrEaT On tHe wOnDeR YeArS As pAuL PfEiFfEr.

Either that, or I put Jesus and Pals on the case. After All, I am the official producer. Ask Alyssa. :-)

Ben Yarbrough wrote in message ...

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Ah - HA! The old "trick him with UPPER lower UPPER lower case typery trick" "99? Where are my pants?"

Sorry about that, Chiefs.

LM
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Ugghh, forget it. I won't enter a contest with someone who LIKES Marilyn Manson.

**throws out the "Itchy Sweaters" script, and gets her garlic and crucifix**

Maybe I'll enter that one somewhere else......
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You have an unpublished script still? Out with it, woman!

Ben

...and you THOUGHT I was a Manson fan? Look above, dear... do you see profanity and/or misspelled words? My oh my...

Ben Yarbrough wrote in article ...

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Huh? Is he a vampie, or sumpin?

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ALyssa

yeah! now maybe all the bitchers and whiners will learn to stop complaining about the new episodes when we see what utter pieces of SHIT they write!

My SP script can be found at http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/2958

Please stop by and give it a read, then let me know what you think. And if anyone can point Trey and Matt to my script, please do so!

Thanks!

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