Lemmiwinks....the proof is in the...ass
Dec 9, 2002, 6:59 PM ET22 posts by 17 postersalt.tv.southpark
22 posts
http://www.snopes.com/sex/homosex/gerbil.htm
On Tue, 10 Dec 2002 03:30:21 GMT, "Jon Kennedy" wrote:
The old "I read it on the internet so it must be true" cliche applies here.
As an attending ER Physician, I have personally seen situations in which larger objects than a Gerbil were introduced into the rectum of a "practiced" male homosexual. In the small town where I work, I have seen a few cases in which an object has become impacted and required medical intervention for removal. One case involved a standard 40-watt light bulb which required complete sedation and surgical dilation of the patient's rectum. And unbelievably, in another case, a small beer can.
A physician friend of mine, who practices in a large city, personally attended treatment of a male patient in his early 40's who introduced a hamster into his rectum using a PVC pipe. The resulting situation caused infection which spread throughout the patient's entire body. The patient was pronounced dead several hours later due to severe septic shock brought on by complications associated with acute peritonitis.
There is a common practice among the male homosexual male population called "fisting" and, a practiced "fister" would have no problem introducing very large objects into their rectum due to damaged and lax musculature of the anal sphincter.
Sorry for the graphical details.
On or about Thu, 26 Dec 2002 16:29:00 -0500, Doc_G_MD made the sensational claim that:
More! More!
Yeah, right, a FoaF's story...
"I swear, I just slipped and fell onto it by accident!"
It's *hardly "common practice"*. It's less of a common practice than vaginal fisting practiced by heterosexuals.
Please be more thoughtful when you word your posts. The wording of this post makes it sound like you think this is something every gay man in the world practices. Far from it.
-GZ
just make sure u clip your fingernails to prevent perintinitus(sp?) "Ground Zero" wrote in message news:yXfS9.4951$[email]...
Actually "fisting" is only with the use of the human hand..the practice of sticking hamsters etc up ones arse is actually defined as "FELCHING", and is in the dictionary somewhere. Just don't ask me how the bloody hell I know that, having never been fisted, felched, or fiddled with in any inappropriate manner (unless you count the goat....!)
Ollie
On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 13:57:50 GMT, "Ground Zero" wrote:
On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 21:19:28 +0000, Ollie wrote:
Actually, felching is ingesting semen that drips out of an oriface. Sticking small rodents up one's orifaces is just called gerbilling.
Jeremiah
Felching Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals into anus or vagina [From: The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices]
http://www.odd-sex.com/index.htm
Ollie (who is regretting ever bringing this up!)
On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 00:41:44 GMT, Jeremiah Kristal wrote:
And to get back to South Park, note the brand name on the piano that Big Gay Al's pianist plays.
I once put a whole goat up my arse. Don't worry - I made sure it was dead first!!!!!!1111211`1
"Nicola Tricolor" wrote in message news:avdaa4$d1ugi$[email]...
And I thought Martha Stewart stuffing a whole turkey up her arse was something! :D
I think felching involves a straw but I am not looking it up
Ollie wrote:
Hip boots, right?
On or about Mon, 06 Jan 2003 13:57:50 GMT, Ground Zero made the sensational claim that:
And you know this because you've fucked every one of them? Or just a statistical sample?
"LooseChanj" wrote in message news:sNuS9.28992$[email]...
made the sensational claim that:
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I know because I am gay, and have a lot of gay friends and acquaintances. None of whom practice this. By the same token, I'm sure most straight people can probably say that not every straight couple is into fisting -- even though you haven't fucked every single one of them.
-Greg
Do you have any documentation concerning fisting among straights vs. gays? Outside of porno movies, I don't know any women who enjoy fisting, although I'm sure there are some. The only person to mention it to me was a gay man I shared an office with back in the 80's.
You might consider following your own advice.
"Gus Podgorny" wrote in message news:[email]...
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You stated you don't know any women who enjoy fisting, and none of the gay friends I have (and I have several) enjoy it. All I'm just trying to keep people from making the assumption that *all gay men enjoy fisting*, which is what is suggested in the original post.
-GZ
No wonder this group is dead.
The only person to mention it to me was a gay man I shared an office with back in the 80's.
I suppose I've lived a fairly perverted life, but I've only met two people who admitted to enjoying fisting. One was a gay man, one was a bisexual woman, and they both enjoyed being the fister rather than the fistee. I don't think it is a particularly common practice among *any* group.
PZB