Well, Cartman JUST made 3rd place. But we must keep going. Adolf must not win. Keep it up folks, theres not a long way to go.......
-- Yashar
Austin Powers: Only sailors use condoms, baby.
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the nineties, Austin.
Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars,
they go from port to port.NO!!! Adolph needs to win!! It will prove a point... out of all of the people picked "Man of the Year" Adolph was the most influential. I don't want the person picked to be a symbol of pride, and icon everyone's so proud of. Someone who's done so much for.... whatever. NO! It needs to be the coldest human being to ever recieve the award...the one mass murderer (well, sort of, I mean it wasn't just him) to receive more recognition than any other. This is not a joke, Adolph *has* to win. I'm not saying he's a great guy or anything. I also don't want the person to be an American. Especially not Cartman, although the funniest kid on South Park he is definitely the least-loved in my book. He is immently forgettable.
valerie m. "I'm STEALING the TOWELS!!"
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But you see, we want Cartman to win because we want him to be recognized! The average human being could care less about South Park. Let him be recognized! Everyone knows about Hitler and his Naziesque patterns of violent behavior. ========================
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valerie mitchell wrote in message ...
Okay, could you learn to spell Adolf please. I mean seriously, I'm worried about you. Anddddddddddddddddd. your psycho. Truly fucking psycho. Good day. :)
--Yashar
YES, but the vote thing goes till December 1999, thats a long time to keep him there!
THERE IS A LOT TO DO TO KEEP HIM IN FIRST FOR OVER 1 YEAR!!!!!!!!
Yashar wrote in message ...
Dear God, are you people serious? As much as I love South Park and think Cartman is great and hysterically funny, he does not deserve to even be nominated for person of the century. So many other (note: real people with 3 dimensional bodies and minds) people deserve this much more than a cartoon character. He's a CARTOON, a CARTOON for Christ's sake! He's not real, remember? What the hell has he done for mankind? Wake up all of you! This is so ridiculous. Do you really think that Cartman deserves to be #1, over JESUS? If so, then you must be sick. And those who don't believe in Jesus, well shit, there are PLENTY of other people out there much more influential than a goddamn cartoon character who came into being just a few months ago. Please people, come to your senses and vote for someone who truly deserves it, like Mother Teresa, or Jonas Salk, or the guys who invented Netscape, or the people who discovered the HIV virus. Thank you.
Yashar wrote:
<pathetic little kid voice> <sniff> Cartoons are people too... </pathetic little kid voice>
First, this is not 'Best-Nicest-Kindest-Smartest-etc. Person of the Century'. If it was, we would not even *consider* nominating Cartman (unless we did not take this seriously at *all*. Like me.). And Jesus (though he's not even *alive* in this century) would win. Second, when you look at the little things instead of the big picture, I think Cartman's done a hell of a lot. Sure, he hasn't saved millions of lives, but he may have helped a depressed soul by bringing a smile to their face. I found this really great quote in a Reader's Digest today, unfortunatly I didn't own the issue and therefor can not write it down..something along the lines of how laughter is essential, and if you can't laugh at yourself, then you're screwed. Well, Cartman is that. We're laughing at ourselves. And I think that when we look at Cartman and see every aspect of our imperfection in him, and *laugh* at it, well, I think that deserves *some* note, thank you very much... If I had a choice between Cartman and Mother Teresa, or Ghandi, or Martin Luther King, you can bet it would be Mother Teresa or Ghandi or Martin Luther King. But Cartman deserves some recognition, as do the cast of SP, as do *Trey Parker and Matt Stone* (I didn't see *them* up there..) Thank you, and good night.
Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
On Wed, 22 Jul 1998 15:33:39 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:
Uh, pal?
Jesus (if he even existed) hasn't made any personal appearences in about 2000 years. The poll is for the man of the CENTURY. Jesus hasn't appeared before anyone in the 20th century, with the exceptions of those really nice, honest preachers in the South.
Or Ric Flair. Anyone but Jesus.
----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.
"One thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires." - "grampa", The Lost Boys
"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show
In article , "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:
Mother Teresa, okay. Jonas Salk, fine. But the guys who discovered the HIV virus? Go to www.duesberg.com, read some of what's there, then come back and tell me what you think.
Besides, if we want to nominate a South Park character for Person of the Century, Chef is a better choice.
Mother Teresa? The woman who campaigned against birth control and abortion while in the slums of an overcrowded city, who went to a hospital other than her own when she herself was sick? Cartman definitely deserves it more than she does.
Rabbit
If I remember correctly, Mother Teresa was a nun, a Catholic nun, and surprise!- many Catholics don't believe in birth control and abortion. It's part of the religion. But she gave so much love to the poor people who needed her, who didn't have anyone else. How dare you compare Cartman to this woman. But what do I care about this stupid poll anyway? It's all a big joke, right? Toni
Rabbit wrote:
Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote:
You're right, what was I thinking?
I'd never insult that little cartoon character that way ...
I'd like to tell you to fuck off but instead, I'll let this go. You're just a smartass and not worth wasting my time. Goodnight.
Rabbit wrote:
On Sun, 02 Aug 1998 22:17:53 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:
I'm a smartass, too. How about wasting some time on me, godgirl?
Mother Theresa was an igorant bitch. Encouraging ignorant third world nation denizens to keep reproducing and producing numerous children that would join the legions of others starving to death as a result of overpopulation. Sure... let's all have a few million more unwated babies who will die of starvation or disease. Why not?
----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.
"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"
"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky." - Sean Connery, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Godgirl...ooh, you're clever...
This is ridiculous. I'm not going to stoop down to your level. I never said she was perfect, for Christ's sake. I'm not some crazy Christian right winger preaching here. Like I said, I don't agree with everything she did either. I don't exactly go around secretly converting people, and I am in favor of birth control and abortion. But she did love those around her and devoted her life to caring for the poor. That's the only point I was trying to say.
Jeez, you take this so seriously. You didn't have to badmouth an old, dead woman. I bet if I tried to talk shit about Elvis or Princess Di I'd get my head bitten off. I don't think Cartman himself would defend you as gallantly as you or Rabbit do. First of all, I only used her as an example of who should be on the polls. I mentioned other people as examples-why don't you attack them too? Second, I don't even care anymore about the stupid poll. I could care less if Cartman gets to be #1 and has his fat face plastered on the cover of Time. Do calm down. Oh, and may God bless you. Toni
Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote:
On Mon, 03 Aug 1998 23:01:43 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:
I know... but stroking me won't help you.
Hey! Do NOT bash the King, sweetheart! He was the living embodiment of rock and roll!
or something
I like Rabbit, and as I do with all of my friends, I stick up for them.
God who?
----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.
"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"
"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky." - Sean Connery, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote:
And?...
How noble of you.
Toni
On Tue, 04 Aug 1998 21:59:48 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:
Fucking A right.
can you say... *PLONK*
----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.
"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"
"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky." - Sean Connery, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
I know you can't see what I write anymore, and I really don't care. But I just want to say it's a damn shame though. Just couldn't handle it, huh? Poor thing. Oh well. Toni
Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote:
On Thu, 06 Aug 1998 00:16:51 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:
Well, actually I can. I don't have the registered version of Free Agent.
But apparently you DO care, or you would not have bothered to reply to the post, now would you? Just had to get the last word in, eh?
Bring it on. I can handle it and return it in spades.
----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.
"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"
"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky." - Sean Connery, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
(Sigh) To be honest, I'm tired of this flame war with you, or anyone else. I didn''t want to get into more arguments, but well, there's just that need to respond to what other people say. Oh well. Did you read what I wrote in the "Hello...is it on?" thread? From now on, I'll tread on this ng most nimbly. I formally extend the olive branch to you. Toni
Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote:
On Thu, 06 Aug 1998 15:20:13 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:
I'm perfectly happy to stay on my side of the NG and leave your side alone.
----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.
"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"
"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky." - Sean Connery, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Actually, you should read Christopher Hitchens' writing about Mother Theresa -- she wasn't as wonderful as some thought. (My favorite example of this is how she ordered the other nuns not to give dying people painkillers because suffering is holy, and how she had her nuns secretly convert the mostly Hindu patients to Christianity, without telling them.)
So Cartman has my vote. At least he admits what he is. :)
surprise!-
the
who
Hmm... interesting. Well, who said Catholics are perfect? I should know- I'm Catholic too. I didn't say she was perfect or a saint or anything, but I still think she deserves to be mentioned in the polls more than the little fatass does. She was only doing her job as a Catholic when she secretly had those Hindus converted. I don't exactly agree with it eiter, but that's part of the religion. And when did he ever admit to what he is? What did he say?
james.tussey wrote:
He does? "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"
Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote:
Oh man ...
Rabbit (Biting my tongue)
On Mon, 03 Aug 1998 17:57:01 GMT, Rabbit wrote:
Don't let that psycho Catholic wench push you around! Stand up! Nail her ass with a dodge ball!
----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.
"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"
"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky." - Sean Connery, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Hah! Wouldn't you like to try. I'd get medieval on your ass like Pip did with the Chinese dodgeball players. Toni
Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote:
Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote:
Damn! They haven't aired that episode here yet ...
Rabbit
Oh, sorry about that. I'd assumed most people have seen that episode already. I didn't mean to ruin things for you. I suggest trying to get a hold of it somehow. I'm sure there's a place where you can download it. It had some pretty funny moments. Toni
Rabbit wrote:
Believe me, it's a cartoon -- as much as I enjoy the show, I'm not worried about "spoilers". As for downloading, would be nice, but I don't have a sound card in the computer. I'm assuming these downloads have sound, yes?
Rabbit
Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote:
Yes, they do have sound. Too bad you don't have a sound card though. Then again, I'm sure Comedy Central will re-air it soon enough, or show another "South Park Sleepover". I love those. 5 hours of South Park. Sweet :)
Toni
Rabbit wrote:
On Mon, 03 Aug 1998 23:05:40 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:
Bring it.
----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.
"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"
"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky." - Sean Connery, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Huh?
I must've missed that part in the New Testament where Jesus looked down from the mountain and said, "and when, in your travels, you come upon people who worship other Gods, be sure to baptize'm on the sly! It's part of your job!"
--C.S., Who, for the record, was baptized Episcopalian on the sly, back in Kindergarten.
Oh brother...it's not my job to answer for everything she did...like I said, I don't agree with eveything she did. That wasn't the point. I was using her as an example of who should be in the POC polls. In addition, didn't missionaries use to do this hundreds of years ago, converting people against their will? I disagree with that, but yes it did happen. Please give her a break. She's dead. So many others have done worse. Toni
Keith M. Kurzman wrote:
Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote:
We just don't give them awards for it.
I know your in a better place now though there are still bad people up there your a lucky guy just like a cat with 9 lives so i wish you the best of all.
love your
southpark FANSUhm, lucky? Au contraire...he seems to have an uncanny nack for getting killed nearly every week..
He's died more than 9 times. Count episodes.
southpark FANS
P.S. Don't let Cartman overshadow you. Remember that for every lover of loud-mouthed morons, someone is always rooting for the underdog.
Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
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And Eric Cartman's fucking BLAZING towards second place - yesterday when I had a look, fat-ass - I mean, Eric - had about 76,000 votes. Today, he has over 84,500 votes. Hitler is absolutely static at 112,249 though I think Jesus might have gotten a couple of hundred votes overnight. But over *8,000* votes in one day?! Keep it up, boys!
Cheers,
Ian
On 22 Jul 1998 01:47:50 GMT, [email] (Ian Fredericks) wrote:
According to the current stats Eric Cartman only has 74,925 and this is Wednesday, July 22 1998 at 1:23 pm (usa - eastern standard daylight) so I am not sure where you are getting your figures.
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I just go to www.time.com, click on the "Person of the Century" link, vote Eric Cartman, select Australia as my country and whack Submit. Make sure you click Reload, otherwise you might be looking at an old copy (unless you purge your cache daily like I do).
It's Thursday the 23rd of July at 9:52am in Brisbane, Queensland now and having just voted (again) and clicked Reload, Eric Cartman's jumped to - get this - 92,987 votes! Jesus got 61 votes overnight to stand at 101,900 meanwhile Hitler got no new votes and is currently siftting at 112,249. Hell, if we keep up this 8,000-votes-a-day thing, Pigfucker will be #1 in 3 days!
Cheers
Ian