I'm sorry to be asking this but .... is there such a thing for this group cus (shit goddammit) I'm lost and I have only seen (up to this season) EP's on tape (or should I say home video/dvd) so I think that all ep's are mat and trey's favorites.
F.A.Q.
Jul 14, 2001, 12:31 AM ET9 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.southpark
9 posts
In article , "toby flanigan" wrote:
I don't think I've seen a FAQ here. The most frequent questions we get here would fit on quite a short list.
- who is Cartman's father?
...and various trolls.
don't forget,"where can i d/l complete episodes?"
D
what good is ignorance if you can't use it
In article , [email] (i wish i was as clever as Jello) wrote:
Okay, that's (2):
- Who is Cartman's father?
- Where can I d/l complete eps?
Any more? We're building a FAQ here...
Maybe...
- What is South Park? 0.1) Where can I find South Park?
- Who is Cartman's father? 1.1) Okay, who is Cartman's -mother-?
- Where can I d/l complete eps?
"Howard S Shubs" wrote in message news:[email]...
4) what does Kenny say
5)how many times/has Kenny died
6) chef?"toby flanigan" wrote in message news:[email]...
5.1) Why does Kenny die every episode?
7) Matt & Trey: A couple? Should probably have a short section on other projects like Cannibal and That's My Bush too.
0) What is South Park? 0.1) Where can I find South Park? 0.2) What town is "South Park" in real life? ...with a reference to Fairplay CO, USA? 1) Who is Cartman's father? 1.1) Okay, who is Cartman's -mother-? 2) Where can I d/l complete eps? 3) What does Kenny say This would be better answered with something more dynamic than a FAQ, like a web page, IMHO. 4) How many times/has Kenny died This one would be -lots- of fun to answer. It'd have to track it by episode or by season or such. 5) Chef? (what about 'im?) 5.1) Why should I know the name of the guy who does Chef's voice? 6) What other projects have the South Park creators done?
I've created a file to start keeping track of this.
On Fri, 13 Jul 2001 23:31:15 -0500, "toby flanigan" wrote:
There are two versions that I'm aware of - both are very outdated. The first one is updated through January, '98. You can find it at:
http://www.geocities.com/athens/olympus/1835/faq.html
The second one was posted here by Covenant back in January, '99. I'll post it in a separate message, as it's rather large. Note that the URL listed in it no longer works.
On Sun, 15 Jul 2001 19:34:55 GMT, [email] wrote:
Covenant's FAQ from January, '99. =================================
This is the first posting of this.. and the last time it will be posted with the Chef Aid Lyrics. (Just too big people!!) But the Lyrics WILL be on the website...
Alt.Tv.Southpark FAQ: http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/index.html
THE ALT.TV.SOUTHPARK FAQ compiled by Joe Lamb (Covenant) alt.tv.southpark ^COVENANT^ Op at IRC channel #alt.tv.southpark
CONTENTS: 1) Introduction 1(a) Me 2) Why does this FAQ exist. 3) How to get this FAQ . 4) South Park history 5) Is there a movie? 6) Episode guide 6(a) Synopses 7) The specials/shorts 8) First season 9) Second season 10) Cast List... 11) The Many Deaths Of Kenny McCormick 11(a) The Survival Of Kenny McCormick 12) Cameos 13) Songs/lyrics 13(a) Chef's songs 14) What does Kenny say...? 15) Who is Cartman's Dad / Mom...? 16) What is......? 17) Who is.......? 18) Anything else? (Miscellaneous) 19) SouthPark Websites 20) Contributors to this FAQ 21) THE PLEDGE (Very Important.) 22) Chef Aid Lyrics (Looooobng Section!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------
1)
........................................................................ INTRODUCTION
......................................................................... This FAQ was compiled by Joseph Lamb from material available in the public domain. Other parts and snippets contributed by various others.. All names subject to copyright belong to their respective owners. PLEASE see 20) For contributors
1(a)
........................................................................ Me.
........................................................................
Joseph Lamb. Male. 12th June 1963. (OLD Southpark fan!) Dundee,
Scotland.
e-mail: [email]
[email]
[email] (That one is just in case my girlfriend and I
go
and take the final step and I emigrate!!)2)
........................................................................ WHY DOES THIS FAQ EXIST?
........................................................................ This FAQ has been compiled for inclusion into the Alt.Tv.Southpark newsgroup. It will, (Hopefully!), answer most of the questions put forward by new members to the group and thus cut down on bandwidth and also to save members from answering the same questions over and over... (Who IS Cartman's Father /Mother...)
3)
........................................................................ HOW TO GET THIS FAQ
........................................................................ This FAQ will be posted to Alt.Tv.Southpark at a frequency yet to be decided. You can also mail me for it at any of the above addresses. A website is also in existance to host this FAQ.
4)
........................................................................ SOUTHPARK HISTORY
........................................................................ South Park was created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
The first South Park cartoon to be made by Matt and Trey South Park was called The Spirit of Christmas, (apparently it was a video Christmas card for their friends.) After this was made there was considerable interest on the net and this led to another "Spirit of Christmas" being made. (See 7) and 8) for more details.)
It is put out by Comedy Central and syndicated all over the world.
5)
........................................................................ IS THERE A MOVIE?
........................................................................ It is on it's way!! http://www.comedycentral.com for details... 6)
........................................................................ EPISODE GUIDE
........................................................................ Series One CARTMAN GET'S AN ANAL PROBE (Ep. 101) WEIGHT GAIN 4000 (Ep. 102) VOLCANO (Ep. 103) BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY BOAT RIDE (Ep. 104) AN ELEPHANT MAKES LOVE TO A PIG (Ep. 105) DEATH (Ep. 106) PINK EYE (Ep. 107) DAMIEN (Ep. 108) STARVIN' MARVIN (Ep. 109) A SOUTH PARK CHRISTMAS (Ep. 110) TOM'S RHINOPLASTY (Ep. 111) MECCA STREISAND (Ep. 112) CARTMAN'S MOM IS A DIRTY SLUT (Ep. 113)
Series Two NOT WITHOUT MY ANUS (Ep. 201) CARTMAN'S MOM IS STILL A DIRTY SLUT (Ep. 202) CHICKENLOVER (Ep. 203) IKE'S BRIS (Ep. 204) COJOINED FETUS LADY (Ep. 205) THE MEXICAN STARING FROG OF SRI LANKA (Ep. 206) CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER (Flashbacks) (Ep. 207) SUMMER SUCKS (Ep. 208) CHEF'S SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS (Ep. 209) CHICKENPOX (Ep. 210) ROGER EGBERT SHOULD LAY OFF THE FATTY FOODS (Ep. 211) CLUBHOUSES (Ep. 212) COW DAYS (Ep. 213) CHEF AID (Ep. 214) SPOOKY FISH (Ep. 215) MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE MANSON (Ep.216) GNOMES. (Ep. 217)
7)
........................................................................ THE SPECIALS / SHORTS
........................................................................ As well as the above episodes there are also some special short films available concerning South Park
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS (Original) aka Jesus V Frosty The first SouthPark Cartoon made. (Cartman type character is called Kenny! The character we NOW know as Kenny goes unnamed and also talks clearly.) This shows a meeting between an Evil frosty the snowman and Jesus. The animation is very rough, sound is bad and it is TOTALLY uncensored language-wise.
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS (Jesus V Santa) The same idea as above. Jesus comes to South Park to seek retribution on Santa for spoiling the true meaning of Christmas. Again, uncensored, with some very similar dialogue to the above.
JAY LENO COMES TO SOUTHPARK An animated Jay Leno comes to South Park to talk to the kids about thanksgiving.
CABLE ACE AWARDS Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny deliver the award for best talk show series. (And Cartman gets pi**ed off!)
OH HOLY NIGHT Cartman 'sings' "Oh Holy Night", 'helped' by Kyle and a cattle prod.
OH LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM Ned 'sings'...
COUNTDOWN TO 1998 Various cast members countdown from 10 to 1 and Kenny is killed...
A MOTHER'S PRIDE (Need synopsis...)
CARTMAN GET'S AN ANAL PROBE (pilot episode) (Need synopsis of this. Mostly similar to Ep. 101 ?)
ANY OTHERS PEOPLE????
8) First Season CARTMAN GET'S AN ANAL PROBE (Ep. 101) Aliens visit southpark and abduct Cartman and give him an anal probe. Ike is abducted and returned. The cows attain a mighty weapon.
WEIGHT GAIN 4000 (Ep. 102) Cartman decides he is not enough of a Beefcake and sets out to be 'bulked'.
VOLCANO (Ep. 103) South Park is threatened by a volcano while the boys are on a hunting trip. The town is saved by Scuttlebutt, who is killed by Stan.
BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY BOAT RIDE (Ep. 104) Stan's gay dog, sparky, runs away from a homophobic South Park. Meanwhile the local American Football team, 'The Cows' fight to beat the points spread. But who is Big Gay Al... and why is the boat ride so important??
AN ELEPHANT MAKES LOVE TO A PIG (Ep. 105) An attempt to genetically create a pot-bellied elephant sees rivalry in South Park end in the creation of a giant mutant Stan.
DEATH (Ep. 106) Death comes to South Park. And Kenny is on his hit list. Stan's grandfather tries to die in many different ways.
PINK EYE (Ep. 107) Worcestershire sauce creates a race of Zombies in South Park. Kenny is their leader. How do they get out of this??
DAMIEN (Ep. 108) The child of Satan comes to South Park announcing his Father's challenge upon Jesus. The biggest fight in the history of History is about to take place...
STARVIN' MARVIN (Ep. 109) An Ethiopian child is transported to South Park instead of a promotional watch. Cartman is sent back in his place...
MR HANKEY: THE CHRISTMAS POO (Ep. 110) Kyle is sent to a sanatorium thanks to his belief in Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo. (He loves me and I love you...)
TOM'S RHINOPLASTY (Ep. 111) Mister Garrison undergoes surgery to make him look more like David Hasselhoff. And Stan's feelings for Wendy are undermined by a stunning substitute teacher.
MECCA STREISAND (Ep. 112) An archaeological dig uncovers the second part of an ancient artefact that Barbara Streisand has been searching for. The Battle of the Super Celebrities is about to begin...
CARTMAN'S MOM IS A DIRTY SLUT (Ep. 113) Cartman wants to know who his Father is... Can his Mother tell him...?
NEED SERIES TWO SYNOPSES PEOPLE!!!!
10)
........................................................................ Cast List
........................................................................ TEMPORARY LIST...... OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD...... I 'WILL' TRY TO REARRANGE THIS AT SOME LATER DATE AND DO IT IN A "BY ORDER OF APPEARANCE" FROM EP 101..........
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Mr Garrison, Mr Hat, Officer Barbrady, Wendy, Jesus, Chef, Jimbo, Ned, Mephisto Kevin, Chef, Jesus, Mr. Hankey, Turkeys, Stavin Marvin, Syney Poitier, Mr. Mackey, Satan, Santa, Robert Smith, The Priest, Ms. Ellen, Kenny's Parents, Tom, Leonard Maltin, Don King, Visitors, Ned, Uncle Jimbo, Bob Saget, Damien, Bebe, Pip, Big Gay Al, Fluffy, Elephant, Sparky, Kathie Lee, Barbara Streisand, Evil Stan, Death, Terrance and Phillip, Scuzzlebutt, Grandpa, Shelley Marsh, Kyle's Mom, Geraldo, , Randy Marsh, Miss. Crabtree, Mrs. Cartman, Ike, Cows, Mayor, Principal Victoria, Pip, far too many others to write just now........inc. parents.....celebs....one-offs...
11)
........................................................................ THE MANY DEATHS OF KENNY McCORMICK
........................................................................ (Ep. No. ... Way Of Death...)
(SoC) Jesus V Frosty : Killed by Frosty (SoC) Jesus V Santa: Decapitated by 'blast' from Santa (Countdown to 1998) The '7' drops from 1997 and crushes him. (Jay Leno Special) A sequence of events, brought on by Jay Leno's chin, causes a bust of Washington to land on Kenny's head.
(101) First, Kenny is blasted by an alien spacecraft, then trampled by cows, and finally run over by a police car. (102) Shot by Mr. Garrison. He is then impaled ,through the head, on a flag pole. (103) A ball of volcanic rock sets him on fire, then rolls on top of him. (104) Dismembered by the opposing team at the football game. (105) 'Nuked' in a microwave oven. (106) 'Death' touches him and he dies. (Shock!) (107) Flattened by the MIR spacestation. Then his zombie is cut in half with a chainsaw by Kyle, and later various other objects crush him again! (108) Shot by Jimbo. (109) Eaten by turkeys. (111) Stabbed by Miss Ellen. (112) Strangled by a tetherball. (113) Dragged around by a go-cart and then gets hit by a train.
NEED SERIES TWO DEATHS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11)
........................................................................ THE SURVIVAL OF KENNY McCORMICK
........................................................................
Happens in Three cartoons. Ep. 110 Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo. and!! Cable Ace Awards short. Oh Holy Night
(Or don't we count them??)
12)
........................................................................ CAMEOS
........................................................................ The 'disclaimer' at the beginning says that "All celebrity voices are impersonated...badly!" However, there have been celebrity voices in the show
George Clooney..............Sparky the Dog in Ep. 10 Natasha Henstridge.......????? Robert Smith...................Himself in Ep. Issac Hayes.....................Chef
OTHERS PEOPLE??????
13)
........................................................................ Lyrics:
........................................................................ THEME TUNE:
Les Claypool: I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. Stan and Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. L.C.: Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind, Cartman: Ample parking day or night. People spouting "Howdy neighbour!", L.C.: Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind. Kenny: 'Sings' a very muffled line. (Various translations.. see (14) L.C.: So Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
KYLE'S MOM IS A STUPID BITCH. (In D Minor):
Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeeelllllllll..... Kyles' mom's a bitch She's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
(Spoken Kyle: Shut-up Cartman. Mr Hankey: Howdey Ho. Kyle: Mr Hankey!)
On Monday, she's a bitch On Tuesday, she's a bitch On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha beeyotch
(Spoken Mr Hankey: Golly that isn't very nice. I'd sure like to teach him a lesson.)
Have you ever met my friend Kyles' mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Bitch bitch bitch (indefinable... ANYONE??) ** she's a stupid bitch Kyles' mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch Kyles' mom is a biiiit-chaaaaah!!
** I don't think it is just 'Bitch' repeated, or 'she's a dirty bitch'.
IT'S HARD TO BE A JEW........
Kyle: Its hard to be a Jew on Christmas, My friends won't let me join in any games And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me. My people don't beleive in Jesus Christ's divinity
I'm a Jew. A lonely Jew. On Christmas.
Chanukah is nice, but why is it, That Santa passes over my house every year And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes Instead of silent night I'm singing, XXXXXXXXXXXX And what the [beep] is up with lighting all these [beep]ing candles tell me please.
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew. I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew. On Christmas.
THE DREIDEL SONG:
Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. I made you out of clay Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. With dreidel I will play Second verse, same as the first. (repeat indefinitely...)
THE MR HANKEY SONG
Mr Hankey:
Santa Claus is on his way, he's loaded goodies on his sleigh, to drop them off on Christmas day and I'll say howdy ho.
(second verse) Folks'll gather 'round the fire, sing a song that's from a choir, pretty soon they'll all retire and I'll say howdy ho!"
MR HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO
Anyone and everyone: Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo. He loves me and I love you Therefore, vicariously, he loves you even if you're a jew!
NEED SERIES TWO LYRICS PEOPLE!!!!!
14)
........................................................................ WHAT DOES KENNY SAY?
........................................................................ Sometimes it IS possible to tell what Kenny is saying at various times. At others it is nigh on impossible. The following is a list from various sources and attempts to reach some form of conclusion... NOTE!!!!! This came from another website. (Beefcake??) If someone can let me know for sure I'd be very grateful.
Theme Song "I like Girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas "
(I was cynical when I first read this, but the more you listen...... 'Joe') The theme was written with the lines in an opposite order, but this is how they were said.
TV commercial Kyle:This program is brought to you by 'Magic, the gathering' Kenny:'That sounds fucking gay'. I am 100% sure of this, do not e-mail me about it.
Jay Leno Special 1.After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"
Cartman gets an anal probe. 1. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's a little plastic dick that goes in vagina" 2. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy" 3. After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's , Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!" 4. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"
Weightgain 4000 1. When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?" 2. When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!" 3. After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air, he says "Oh no"
The Volcano 1. After Stan says to cartman "maybe your mom can give me a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick!"*** 2. After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?" referring to the volcano. 3. After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina." 4. After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool" 5. After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay" 6. After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh" 7. After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?" 8. After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"
Big gay Al's Big gay Boat ride 1. While Sparky is butt Raping Sylvester , Kenny sees what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think he's gay!" or "oh my god 2. After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny says "Your dog's fucking guys" 3. When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "Anyway, they're always fucking in the ass."
An Elephant makes Love to a Pig 1. When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same." 2. When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather your hair?" 3. After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his sister, "Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you."" Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra." 4. When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?" 5. When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says "Oh my God! What is he doing'?"
Death 1. After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhoea, Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go poo." 2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "No no! I gotta gotta..." 3. After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!" 4. Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God" 5. After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!" 6. When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended mmmmmmmmmmmm a baby sitter for their kids."(the mmmmmm is because It is unclear what he's saying)
Halloween The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, and it's either between him saying something or just laughing. You be the judge. Here's what he says: "Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh." When Cartman is Hitler, I will find out what he's saying in German from a German friend of mine. Starvin' Marvin. 1.When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!" 2.When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "Tube the connects your nuts to your pee pee." 3.When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomorrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!" 4.When the turkeys come up to Kenny to kill him, he says "Uh oh".
Mr. Hankey 1.After baby Jesus is delivered by Mary, angel Kenny says "It must be a miracle!" 2.After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!" 3.When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!" 4. When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!" 5.When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark tank, he says "huh?". 6.After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!" 7.After everyone notices that something's missing (Kenny not being dead that is), the words "The End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"
Damien Due to the fact that Kenny was a duckbilled platypus, he only said one thing. After Stan says to Damien about Kenny talking about his mom being an ugly scank Kenny says "Yeah, she looks like a fucking dog." Also when Damien calls Satan, Satan is speaking latin. Rectus, Dominius is "Ass Master" or in real form "Rectum Dominate"
Tom's Rhinoplasty 1.When the boys are amazed that their substitute is so hot, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of her!" 2.When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms, Kenny says "Yeah, they can always finger their pussy". 3. When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Well did you stick it in Miss Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the right word, but I'm damn close.
Mecha Streisand 1.When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got these marbles to go with the carrot stick."
Cartman's Mom is a dirty slut This episode was as hard as Cartman gets an anal probe. Here's my(Mike Kalec) best estimates. 1.When the boys comment on how Cartman can't make it Kenny Says, "He's such a fat kid, he can't make it." 2. After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the fuck is he doing with the animals and tea?"*** 3.When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like "Ow, fuck ,shit, etc." 4.After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then he dies.
Cartman finds his father 1.After Mephisto is shot, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Mephisto" 2.After "Team b" is set up, and the plain is set, Kenny says "huh?" 3.When Kenny comes out of the sewer, he says "This is team b". 4.After "Team a" finds a new path, Kenny says "Are you fucking kidding me? Making me walk though the mother fuckin sewers?" 5.When Kenny looks at the shelter, he says "Yep it's there all right." 6.When Kenny reaches the power box he says "Okay now I'm at the power box." 7.After the doctor asks if Kenny can see the copper nose Kenny says "Roger". 8.When the doctor asks Kenny if he can connect the wires he says "Nah-un". 9.When Kenny says he's going to connect the wires he says "I'll fucking do it".
Ike's Bris 1.When Chef arrives the kids and Kenny say "Hey Chef". 2.When Chef is disappointed in the boys Kenny says "Oh, your penis!" 3.When Kenny pulls his hood cover, he says "Oh shit!" 4.After Kenny falls to his death, he says "Hey guys I fell down...Ah!"
Chicken Lover 1.When Kenny sees the book he says "There's a lot of hot vaginas and penises" 2.After a scream is heard, Kenny says "What was that?" 3.Kenny says "Hooray" when Kyle and Stan are cheering too. 4.When the show "Cartman" is rolling, Kenny comes up to the door and says "Hey Cartman". 5.When Mrs. McCormick is kicking her husband's ass, Kenny cheers on with "Yeah yeah yeah!" 6.When Kenny is shot he says "No, it hit my jacket".
Cojoined Foetus lady 1.When Kyle is telling the other boys about the freak, Kenny says "Ew!" a couple of times. 2.When Kyle's mom shows the boys about "Freaks" Kenny says "Gross!"
The Mexican staring frog 1.When the boys are done with their paper, the boys and Kenny say "The end". 2.When Mr Mackey is talking over the boys Kenny says "Cause your uncle sucks dick"*** 3.When the boys make fun of Jimbo and Ned, Kenny says "Yeah, that ought to teach those stupid mother fuckers!"
Flashbacks 1.Kenny tells Kyle the time is "7:35" 2.When Kenny remembers about Death, he says "Hey guys, remember that time we were chased by death? I remember it was a looonng time ago and death came on a tricycle and ran us down." 3.When Kenny kicks Death's ass, he says "Take this, and don't touch me, and take that and that, and that!" etc... 4.After the story is done, Kenny says "Now that's what I call a sticky situation!" 5.When Kyle corrects Kenny, Kenny says "Oh yeah." After being taken by the big scary monster, Kenny screams and says "Hey guys he's taken..." and it fades off 6.When the Fonz kills him Kenny says "holy fucking!"
Summer sucks 1.When the boys go to buy fireworks, Kenny and the boys say "Hey Stu". 2.When Kenny escapes his death, he says "Guys I dodged the ahh..!"
Chef's salty chocolate balls 1.When the boys are talking about Stan not being Wendy's girlfriend, Kenny says "Yeah cause you always puke on her"*** 2.When they're talking about Cartman's ass, Kenny says "Cartman's ass is so fucking fat that sometimes it takes up a whole room."
Chicken Pox 1.When Kenny's mom tells him to come and play with his friends, he says "But mom, I'm fucking sick!" 2.When Kenny comes out he says "Hey guys, what's going on?" 3.When the boys are talking about the rats Kenny tells us "Well, we shouldn't have any rats when we put the fucking ceiling in."
Robert Ebert should lay off the fatty foods 1.Kenny's haiku goes "When I get blowjobs, that I'll cum through discharging, that's the way to fuck". This was really hard. I'm not too sure, but listen for yourself. 2.When Kenny first talks about the stars, he says "nothing" 3.When the lasers come on, Kenny says "whoa dude".
Clubhouses 1.When all the boys say "fine" Kenny also says "Fine." 2.When Cartman's telling Kenny what to do with Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says "Well why the fuck do I have to do everything when you stand around..." and then Kenny's cut out by Cartman saying he's the worker. 3.When Cartman tells Kenny to get the carpet Kenny says, "You fuck ,you suck dick" 4.When Cartman tells Kenny he has to wait for the hot tub he says in a depressed voice, "Yes sir". 5.As Kenny and Cartman talk about Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says "Uh-huh" 6.After Cartman says Kenny and him have to find chicks he says "YEAH!" 7.After Cartman demands that Kenny goes and finds the chicks, Kenny says, "Why do I have to go find the chicks?" 8.When Cartman asks if Kenny finds the chicks, Kenny says "Mmm hmm!"
Cow day 1.When Kenny pulls out his food stamps he says "What? These?" 2.When Kyle tells Kenny to give him the food stamps he says "Nah-uh" 3.When Kyle demands the food stamps Kenny says "Dude, these are mother fucking food stamps and how am I going to eat with out these food stamps". 4.When Cartman's lying on the ground, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Cartman!" 5.After the boys wonder where Cartman is, Kenny says "He ran away" 6.Stan tells Kenny to go find Cartman, and Kenny says "Okay." 7.When Kenny comes back with no Cartman and the boys ask where he is, Kenny says "I don't know, I can't find em'" 8.They tell Kenny he's on in a few minutes and he says "I know, I know!" 9.When Kenny's about to come to help Cartman, Kenny says "Nah-uh, I ain't going in that ring...ahh!"
Chef Aid 1.When Elton John says that he'll help the boys out, Kenny says "Hooray"!
Master P Music Video: Kenny's dead 1. When Kenny's dad tells Kenny to Las Vegas and win a thousand dollars Kenny says "Okay dad, I'll do my best" 2. When Kenny opens his new casino he shouts "Woo hoo! I'm rich I'm...ahh!"
Chef Aid song: Bubblegoose 1. When Cartman says Kenny's dad's an alcoholic, Kenny says "Fuck you Cartman"
. ***=My best guess
I really don't wanna start a debate on these. Let's just accept them! If a lot of people vehemently disagree with any then we can change them! 'Joe'
15)
........................................................................ WHO IS CARTMAN'S DAD / MOM
........................................................................ Okay... Pay attention... The woman whom we know as Mrs Cartman is, in fact, a hermaphrodite. That is, she has both male and female genitalia. Hermaphrodites are almost always sterile and also should not be able to impregnate themselves.... BUT Cartman's FATHER (i.e. the male genome that helped create Cartman), came from Mrs Cartman. So, that leaves the question... Who is Cartman's MOTHER! (i.e. Who actually gave birth to him!)
And the answer.... No-One except Matt and Trey knows! (And Goddammit it's annoying, isn't it!!)
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........................................................................ WHAT IS....................?
........................................................................ A Dreidel. A Fanfic.
....a Dreidel. (Thanks BitchMom for this...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One of the best known symbols of Chanukah is the Dreidel. A dreidel is a four sided top with a Hebrew letter on each side. The four letters are:
SHIN, HEY, GIMEL, NUN These letters mean "A Great Miracle Happened There." In Israel the dreidel is a bit different in that their letters mean, " A Miracle Happened HERE!"
Dreidel is also a popular game played during the Holiday. Players use pennies, nuts, raisins, or chocolate coins (gelt) as tokens or chips.
The player spins the dreidel. When the dreidel stops, the letter that is facing up decides the fate.
NUN - nothing happens - next player spins the dreidel GIMEL - player takes all tokens in the pot HEY - player takes half of the pot SHIN - player must put one token into the pot
.... a fanfic Is a SouthPark story. In any shape or form. Script, prose, or other. Written by a fan of the show. FAN FICtion.... The best NG for Fanfics ? well.. Alt.tv.southpark.creative is fast becoming the site to post these works to.
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........................................................................ ANYTHING ELSE? (MISCELLANEOUS)
........................................................................ Q. Is it possible to get episodes un-'bleeped' ? A NO. The bleeps are deliberately put in to make the show funnier. The only un-bleep words heard are the ones deliberately left unbleeped by Matt and Trey. SouthPark is 'not' censored. It is written that way.
Q Who does (x)'s voice?
A.Trey: Stan, Cartman, Terrance, Ned, Mr. Garrison, Officer Barbrady
Matt: Kyle, Kenny, Philip, Jimbo, Saddam, Jesus
Shannen Cassidy: All female voices Issac Hayes: Chef
Q. What does Kyle say to the visitors?
A. (Best Guess�.) Anal Probe Speech...(1st part) "Hey you scrawny assed shits! What the fuck is wrong with you, I mean you must be some kind of fucking asshole to be able to ignore a crying child!"
Q. What are Matt and Trey�s Birthdays
A. Trey's is October 19,1969. Matt's is rumored to be May 26, 1971.
Q. What are the differences between the aired and un-aired versions Of Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
A. Here a near-complete list of differences between the aired version of Cartman Gets an Anal Probe and the unaired pilot.
First, the intro has a slower version, with Les walking down the street and the kids popping up to say their lines. The actual episode is a bit longer than the aired one. Instead of the anal probe causing Cartman to fart fire, some hot peppers that Chef gives them make him fart fire. There is also a scene on the playground where Pip hits his head and has to see the nurse. While there, the children get out of school (instead of Chef pulling the fire alarm). In the scene with the UFO, a giant probe does *not* come out of Cartman's butt, and the aliens don't give the gift to the cows. Finally, at the end Kenny comes back to life, but Cartman doesn't get pink eye.
COME ON GUYS... WHAT QUESTIONS ARE YOU FED UP ANSWERING?? SHOULD I PUT IN A 'MISTAKES' SECTION? ARE THERE ANY ANYWAY? ANY SUBJECTS I'VE MISSED?
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........................................................................ SOUTH PARK WEBSITES and Related
........................................................................ The following are a list of websites gleaned by the author and others in the NG
http://www.comedycentral.com (Official SP site)
http://www.beefcake.com Good all round site
http://www.billzhouse.com or mirror site http://yoda.rh.rit.edu/billzhouse/ Helped into being by the much loved BitchMom, so they GOTTA be good !!
IRC channel #alt.tv.southpark Where the Elite Meet!!!
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........................................................................ CONTRIBUTERS TO THIS FAQ
........................................................................ I would like to thank: (In order of contributions received!)
KyleBroslofski / BitchMom / Zoe Heris/ AshRead/ Legion 1997/ the_davester/ Daniel Donnelly/ Dain of the Iron Hills/ Aziz Basharyar/ Jeff Plas
Special Thanks to AML for Chef Aid Lyrics
AND A MASSIVE THANK YOU!! TO TONI ! For services above and beyond the call of duty.
To all of the above for their assistance in the compilation of this FAQ. Cheers! Kudos! Cheesy Poofs and Cookies to you all!! (Now 'there' is a good sig!)
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........................................................................ THE PLEDGE
........................................................................ Alt.Tv.Southpark was fast becoming a haven for trolls.
The following was posted in late November and has since seen a drop in replies to posts from people solely on the AT-SP NG. Now we only need to ask the crossposters to the trolls to stop.
So far (Jan 13th 1999) The Pledge stands like this:
We, the undersigned of alt.tv.southpark; do hereby pledge that posts from certain individuals, (hitherto un-named-as to name them may invoke them), shall be ignored at all costs. This pledge is taken in an aim to ensure that he hallowed realms of AT-SP shall remain free from their infantile mewlings, and also to leave us with the sure, certain and overtly chuckle-making knowledge, that without our attention they shall shrivel up and die like the attention seeking slugs they are.
WE SAY IT IS SO... SO MOTE IT BE!!! Here are the posters to PLEDGE! In no order whatsoever!!
Covenant BitchMom The_davester AshRead Kyle Broslofski Martin Hazelblower Dan Toni news JeffPlas (The Enforcer!) Js Christian Pernegger James Webley MacEvil Leespam Texas Speed Demon Init M Bolt Vee-One Matthew Coyle Mike Jakeman Alexander Smales Ds 2587sp Seagull Kryten Too new-SPANDEX chile (& Thallium_fishpie) !! ZoeHeris (aka GUMPELS) Dain of the Iron Hills LoneWolf Hiro Protagonist HeatSeeker Annech Viper1 Pstokely Tags Gyrex Derision Ned Gerblansky
If you wish to be added to the Pledge list please contact me at one of the e-mail addresses in 1(a)
and watch out... Break the Pledge and the official Enforcer will getcha!!! (The Abominable Jeff Plas !!!!)
CHEF AID LYRICS�.