Ok, here's the last part. Please no hate mail or anything. Any BTW, thanks to those ppl that responded. It was really appreciated. And without further adue, the ending of "The Concert"
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(In the mayors office, The mayor is on the phone)
Mayor: MANSON? That :beeped: up :beep? Mrs. Broflofski: And Kyle has tickets, we need to take action. Mayor: (hangs up the phone) That's it, we can't let that :beeped: up :beep: perform here! Guy #1: Uhh..mayor, you're the one that signed his permit. Mayor: Ohh, :beep:! Well, why the :beep: does he want to perform here? Guy #2: It's because Denver banned him. Mayor: Well have a rally, the press will come, we'll be on 40/40!!! Call the back all the parents, we'll stop this :beeep:
(scan to bus stop, boys are standing around Manson billboard is still there)
Kyle: I can't decide, he has tits but are they real? Cartman: Why don't we ask chef? Stan: Good idea!
(boys walk along, scan to chef's door, kyle rings the doorbell)
Chef: Hello Children! Boys: hey chef Chef: How are my little crackers today? Boys: good! Chef: Well, what's the matter? Stan: There's this girl, well, you see, I don't know�� Chef: Ohh, I see, your talking about that "special someone" Come on in children. (boys enter the house) Chef: When you meet that special someone, this is very important children listen, your should tell them how you feel right away: (music) Girl, I want to lay you down and undress you slowly, getting horizontal, ohh yeah Cartman: CHEF!! Chef: I want to feel ya BABY! Cartman: CHEF!!!!!!!!!! Chef: Does that help? Kyle: No, we're talking about Marilyn Manroe? Kenny: mrhprhm mrhprhm phrm hmphrmhr Stan: Ohh yeah, Marilyn Manson. What the :beep: is up with him? He has tits! Chef: Uhh, children, Manson is what we call a :beeped: up :beep: Cartman: Does he have nuts? And would it hurt if I kicked him there? Chef: How should I know? Kenny: mrhrm hrm hrm hrmrhhrmp mrhrphmh? Chef: That's for you to learn in college. But, I'm expecting my special someone so bye children.
(door opens, children walk out)
Kyle: Dude, now we have got to go to the concert! Cartman: Haha, but you can go because your mom's a stupid bitch! Kyle: You :beep:! My mom is not a bitch Cartman: ohh yes she is, OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh, Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (Cartman suddenly stops singing when Kyle kicks him in the nuts, Cartman rolls over on Kenny. Kenny is crushed) Stan: Ohh my god, Cartman killed Kenny Kyle: You bast� Kenny: (stands up) mrhmrh phrmhrmrphm (Nope I'm ok) (cartman farts and what you can see of Kenny's face turns green, green gas cloud seen around kenny, Kenny falls over, mice run up and start eating him) Stan: Ohh my god, you killed Kenny Kyle: You bastard! (Cartman stands up) Cartman: what the hell happened to Kenny? Kyle: You killed him. Cartman: I did not, you :bbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp: I don't need to hear crap from a bunch of crack whores, screw you guys, I'm going home Stan: but cartman Cartman: no, screw you guys home (cartman walks away in the direction of his house) Kyle: well, how are we going to find out if Manson has nuts? Stan: Well, maybe your mom will let you go. Kyle: I'll go home and ask again
(Scan to Stan's house, Stan is looking for his parents)
Stan: Mom? Dad?
(see's note)
NOTE:::::
Stanley,
Your father and I are out protesting the manson concert, won't be
home until late, until then be good for your grandpa!
-mom and dad
(stan walks into living room, his grandpa is sitting in his wheelchair
snoring, phone rings, stan picks it up.)
stan: hello?
(turns to split screen, one half kyle, one half stan)
Kyle: Stan?
Stan: yeah, kyle.
Kyle: My mom is at some protest, I guess I can go to the concert.
Stan: Kick Ass, my mom and dad are too, meet you at cartman's(both hang up phone, Scans to cartman's doorstep, Stan rings doorbell, Cartman opens the door in a black manson hat and a manson shirt with leather pants and a chain) Kyle: Dude! Stan: What the :beep: are you wearing Cartman. Cartman: You gotta fit in at a manson concert. You guys are going to look like such dildo's. I can't believe your mom let you go Kyle! She's such a..nevermind. Kyle: Yeah, you better shut up before I kick you in the nuts. Cartman: Ain't nobody kicking me in the nuts, if anyone did I'd be like EH! You better stop kicking me in the nuts before I put fireworks in your nutsac and blow them off! Stan: Can we just go?
(Boys walk to Manson concert, give their tickets in and enter, show has started)
Manson: We're all stars now, in the dope show� Cartman: well, how the :beep: do we get in the back. Kyle: Maybe you can just climb onstage. Stan: haha, fat asses can't climb! Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!
(Boys walk to front of stage, Manson stops singing. He starts laughing at Cartman)
Manson: Look at you, your so :beeping: fat. Holy :beep: you must :beeping: weight 100 pounds. Cartman: You :bbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppp: I'm not fat, I'm big boned. Manson: Big boned my ass! Look at you, (keeps laughing) (Cartman turns red, then climbs on stage) Manson: Haha, what are you going to do to me. Cartman: want to roshambo? Manson: what the :beep: are you talking about fat boy! Cartman: I'm gonna kick you where your nuts are supposed to be you :beep:! (kicks manson, Manson falls over, crying.) Manson: MMMOOOOMMMMYYYYY! I want my mommy! Cartman: Haha, your such a wuss! (fans begin to chant Fat boy!) Cartman: (grabs mike and screams) I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!
(scan to Kyle's house, it is the next day) Mrs. Broflofski: Kyle, turn off those cartoons, I want to watch the news! Kyle: But, mom! Mrs. Broflofski: Kyle, don't get difficult! Kyle: ok (changes to news, "presidential news" is on) Newscaster: And the report says, "He massaged her breasts and touched her genetalia" Kyle: Moommm! Mrs. Broflofski: Yes Kyle. Kyle: What's genertailia? Mrs. Broflofski: Kyle! Turn that off right now! I don't want you watching that filth! Put the news on! Kyle: But�(is cut off) Mrs. Broflofski: Stop being difficult Kyle and turn on the news! (Kyle's mom walks into room) Newscaster: And in local news, a Manson concert was canceld after a member of the audience went on stage and "roshenbo'ed" Manson. He left the stage screaming, "I want my mommy!" Mrs. Broflofski: That news (turns of TV) is all lies! We're the ones that stopped that concert. Kyle, dinner time, you get extra dessert for being so good yesterday. Kyle: Sweet! (end)