Kenny's face news

If you read TV Guide a few weeks ago, you probably saw the South Park feature.

Well, in the article somewhere, the fact that Kenny's face is going to be revealed is mentioned by either Trey or Matt, and they say that its treatment will be something like how we all saw Darth Vader's face for the first time in ESB: that is, we see some of what's under the helmet but not his actual face.

So I'm expecting an appearance by Vader's Star Destroyer and his giant bubble-thing chamber in order for us to see "Kenny's face"...

Cheif Running Water: Your mom is what we Naitive Americans refer to as, bear with wide canyons,

Cartman: Huh?

CRW: Doe who cannot keep legs together,

Cartman: Huh?

CRW: Your mom's a SLUT.

Cartman: HEY!!

SEND ME SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE SOUTH PARK LINES!
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Cartman in response to Stan farting: "Someones making brownies."

I'm worrking on a Casset with Hip Hop music and clips from south park right now, so far it's pretty sweet!

one of my very favorites was on last nightr- let's see if I can remember the whole thing

Cartman: If some girl were kicking my ass I'd be like 'hey! why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance while you go in your bedroom and smoke crack and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my Dad's bed! '

Something to that effect anyway!

A Cartman line I quote all the time, since it's near and dear to my heart (or widening gut): "I'm not fat. I'm festively plump!" gaanji

In article , "Albert Jr. Campos" wrote:

"Cartman, there's an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out your ass!"

Cartman: "Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew!"

Cartman's mom: "Oh, Ok."

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Cartman: "Mawwwwwmmmm. Kitty's being a dildo!"

Cartman's mom: "Kitty is going to sleep with mommy tonight"

etc etc.

"Dude! Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!"

"Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise!"

3rd favorite: Cartman: "Dolphins, eskimoes, who cares. It's all a bunch of tree-huggin, hippie crap!"

2nd favorite: Cartman: "I looked in my mom's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The UltraVibe Pleasure 2000."

Kyle or Stan (can't remember): "What's that?"

Cartman: "I don't know, but it sounds pretty sweet!"

#1 all-time favorite: Kenny: "That's the sickest thing I've ever fuckin' seen!"

In Ben Yarbrough writes:

"If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?"

Stans dogs a homo! Stans dogs a homo! FFPOCKETS---- That's my Story and I'm Sticking to It!

FFPOCKETS wrote:

He's doin' somthing to his ass,but it ain't kickin'it!

In article , muddclub wrote:

"Did you see that rainbow this morning?" "Yeah, it was sweet." "I hate those friggin' things." "Nobody hates rainbows!" "What's there to hate about rainbows?" "Well you know, they'll come marching in, and crawl up your legs, and start biting the inside of your ass..."

"God, grant me the strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference."

--Calvin and Hobbes

My mom is NOT on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!

Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants! HEY!

My uncle says that smoking crack is pretty cool.

That fat bitch won't let us! WHAT DID YOU SAY??? I said Rabbits eat lettuce

Jgmdjc wrote:

"Goddamnit, Jesus, snap out of it!" - Stan (Damien Episode)

I'm Drunk, Clayholio!

I liked the unintelligible gibberish that Stan's clone was uttering. Something like "Chee Chee Chomp!" I laughed so hard hearing that as he crashed through the wall of the Jesus and Pals set that I almost peed in my pants. I also liked the line by Stan to the visitors: "Hey you scrawny ass [bleep]! What the [bleep] is wrong with you? You must be some kind of a [bleep bleep] to be able to ignore a crying child! I know what you [bleep] ers like. You like to [bleep] and [bleep] and [bleep] and [bleep] and [bleep bleep]!" I couldn't stop laughing at that one.

In Noah Spencer writes:

"Fuck you, bitch. We don't want to go to school." "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "I said; 'Fuck you bitch we don't want to go to school." "Oh, okay." "I always wondered if that would work."

On 21 Apr 1998 17:29:22 GMT, [email] (Jgmdjc) wrote:

Hey, woman, get your bitch ass back in the kitchen! And make me some pie!

(You think all the favorite lines will be by Cartman? It's starting to look that way.)

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Tell him about the Twinkie." "What about the Twinkie?" - Ghostbusters

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"Oh my god! Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny!" "You Bastard!" - South Park

On Wed, 22 Apr 1998 02:10:32 GMT, [email] (Lone Wolf) wrote:

I love the "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch in D Minor" song! I have a wav of it and I play it over and over again!

I also love "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards" (that is what my email says to me when I get mail.

Brenda S. Caldwell

"Turning the other cheek only gets you slapped harder." -Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander

On Wed, 22 Apr 1998 04:28:18 GMT, [email] (Brenda S. Caldwell) wrote:

I love the alternate versions of the Killed Kenny line:

Oh my god, Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny!

Oh my god, I killed Kenny!

Oh my god, they videotaped killing Kenny!

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"A naked American man stole my balloons." - An American Werewolf in London

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"Oh my god! Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny!" "You Bastard!" - South Park

NOT KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!!!!!!! BAD KITTY!!!!!!!!!!

SP nut

Lone Wolf wrote:

SP nut wrote:

GOD DAMN IT KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!!!!!

or the whole exchange between Cartman and Kitty in the Anal Probe episode.

SP nut

Lone Wolf wrote:

Lone Wolf wrote:

And in the episode where they reveal Cartman's dad, they say it differently.

Oh my god, they *killed* Kenny! *You* bastards!

I love it when the aliens come down and talk to the cows! MOO Moo Moo MOO

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO heh heh fits right in with that mad cow wav circulating, hey can anyone do a good mix of the two?? if they wanna try, email me thru the church of south park page and i'll send em over ot ya or icq me at 2632640

[email] (MistyK5) wrote:

Not to mention the subtitles:

Cow:     Why did you turn some of us inside out?
Visitor: That was Carl's fault. He's new.
Carl:    Sorry, my bad!

Sweet-Piss me off-ooh snacky cakes-of course I want some chezzy poofs-ma, you are so lame-I can't think of anymore at the moment.