first seies quote

Aug 24, 1998, 8:10 PM ET3 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.southpark
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ok ive only seen the first series but far and awya my fave quote is from cartman (who else) in the stans sister beating him up ep. im not sure exactyly how it oges so if somone would like to correct me/fill in the blanks it would be much appreictaed.

"If some woman was pushing me around id say"hey woman, you <smoething something> and stop taking drugs and having sex in dads bedroom with some guy i dont know and something something."

PLEASE someone send me the completed quote, i NEED it.

  • L J McGinniss
  • The Fifth Gumby

" I'm more interesting then someone hurling a cat " MP.

Here's the quote:

"Yeh, if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!' "

~Kyle Broslofski~

Here you go. It's from An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig and you can find the complete transcripts from all the eps on Blackbart's South Park Page: www.beef-cake.com/blackbart

Cartman: Yeh, if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, annnd making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!" [Silence] Stan: Cartman?!? What the hell are you talking about?!? Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.

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