Hi ppl. This is my first fanfic so please be nice. Any advice would be appreciated! It was getting kinda long so I thought I'd do it in parts. Enjoy! -me
*********************************************************************** The boys are standing by the bus stop. I giant billboard advertising Marilyn Mason's new album is behind them.
Stan: So then he said, "you bastard!" The boys: hahahaha Cartman: Hey umm..guys? Who's the guy with the boobs? Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about? Cartman: the chi�uhh guy with the :beeping: tits! Kenny: mrphmyr mrhphmr mhrppohm mrhphrmm pmrhmmhg? (ohh, you mean your mom?) (everyone laughs but cartman) Cartman: (kicks kenny) Screw you guys, I'm going home! Kyle: you can't go home, you have to go to school. Cartman: I knew that ya buttlicker! Kyle: Dude, who the :beep: is on that billboard. (boys turn around) Stan: That guy is pretty :beeped: up. Kyle: yeah! Kenny: mrphmph pmrphhm rmhphmphrmprh phrmprhmrphm. (boys laugh, bus pulls up) Mrs. Crabtree: GET ON!
(bus takes children to school, next screen boys are sitting in Mr. Garrison's class)
Mr. Garrison: So that's why Bill Clinton is a cheating bastard! But right now, Mr. Mackey is going to come into talk to you. (Mr. Mackey walks in the room) Mr. Mackey: I'm going to have to talk you today, mmmkay? About this very very bad person. He is coming to town to perform and none of you should listen to him mmmkay? His name is umm�Marilyn Manson. Cartman: Hey guys, that's the dude with the tits. I saw him on NTV. Kyle: Dude, guys don't have tits. Mr. Mackey: You need to quiet down, mmmkay? Stan: Yeah Cartman, the only guy with tits is your mom. Cartman: Godammit, my mom is not a guy! Kenny: mrmmrmmpm mhprhm phrmpormohr phrmorhrmohr ohrmm? Kyle: Umm, Kenny, everyone knows Cartman's mom has a pig, not a cat! Mr. Mackey: Kids, you need to quiet down mmmkay? Kyle: mmmkay Mr. Mackey: mmmkay
(class laughs, cut to Cartman's house where the boys are watching Ntv, Manson's video is on)
Kyle: hahahaha, that dude is so :beeped: up! Stan: yeah, he has tits! Cartman: If I ever meet him I would roshambo him Kyle: dude, he doesn't have nuts, it wouldn't hurt would it? Stan: Hmm�I wonder if that would work? Kenny: mrphrmp mrphrm rmhrmp hrmprhm rphmrhpmrh phrmrhp? Cartman: Yeah, kenny's right we should go to the concert! MOAAMM, can I go to the Manson concert? (Cartman's mom walks into the room) Mrs. Cartman: I'm sorry honey muffin but tickets are all sold out. Cartman: maaaam! (starts to whine) Mrs. Cartman: Ohh ok. Cartman: sweet!
(Cut to Hotel room, Manson is lying in bed with Mrs. Cartman)
Mrs. Cartman: So, do you understand my position. Manson: Yeah I guess we could try it�but I don't know. Mrs. Cartman: I mean I need tickets for my son and his three friends. Manson: Well will you :beep: me and :beep: and then :beep: me? Mrs. Cartman: Well ok.
(cut to Cartman's house, Cartman is sitting on the couch, picks up the phone and calls Kyle, turns to split screen, one half kyle on the phone, one half Cartman)
Cartman: Kyle? Kyle: Yeah Cartman. Cartman: My mom got tickets for us to the Manson Concert. Kyle: Dude that is sweet. Let me call Stan.
(Kyle hangs up phone, split screen becomes one and kyle picks up the phone and calls stan, split screen resumes)
Kyle: Stan? Stan: yeah kyle? Kyle: Cartman got tickets to the Manson concert! Stan: Kick ass. Did you call Kenny? Kyle: Dude, Kenny's poor, he doesn't have a phone! Stan: Ok, we can tell him tommorow in school. Did you ask your mom? Kyle: hold on.. (heard in background, Mom, can I go to the Manson concert?) (heard in background)Mrs. Broflofski: Manson, ohh my gawd, I'm going to have to call a town meeting. Kyle: uhh dude, my mom is freaking out. Stan: is she gonna let you go? Kyle: I don't think so. Stan: What a...well I gotta go. Kyle: ok bye.
TO BE CONTINTUED!