REVIEW: HOMESCHOOL EP

Yes, I have made my return to alt.tv.southpark after leaving for almost 3 months. I'm Dan for all you new people out there, wasup and for all you oldies hey again! Jess, you still here? Are you still here Kim?

Well n e ways I am going to review that homeschool ep, whether you like it or not, don't kill me this is quite frankly my opinon!

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COMEDY: (From 1-10) 6: While Cartman had many great plots and jokes in this ep, many things lacked from a truly great South Park. Kyle and Mary's plot was funny but didn't pick up till the last five minutes. Kenny I believe had excatley no lines and was not featured at all except for one very funny part, but I'll get to that later. Crocsildapithic (Wrong Spelling!) was funny and the sentance it was used in was hilarious but all in all this episode lacked!

PLOT: (From 1-10) 8: Wow this is an episode that wasn't very doped out, except for hooked on phonics monkey of course. We found out which of the four boys would be the first to kiss a girl and we even had some serious moments between Kyle and Mary, that's a first. The simpsons is a show that I enjoy watching because of it's charicter development and plot and when I watched this episode it reminded me of The Simpsons, but much more wacked out and profoan.

Outrageousness:(1-10) 4: Again this is a down to earth ep, but the monkey saved it from a zero and Kenny's death, well...

Kenny's Death: (1-10) 9: Hilarious, never saw it coming that monkey can really pack a motherfucking punch. That had to hurt!

OVERALL: (Average) 6.75, Oh fuck lets call it a 7.

-Dan

As I look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes! -Philip Glass

No way dude, this was a home run, outta the park. I haven't truly loved an episode of SP like this in a good while...funnier than hell.

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Am I imagining things, or was the part where Cartman talks to the girl about kissing taken directly from a Star Trek episode???

You mean Kyle. And yeah, I was wondering where that whole scene was taken from with Kyle and Rebecca. It probably is from Star Trek.

-Toni

"Dave M." wrote:

On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 23:50:52 -0800, Toni wrote:

Yep; "The Gamesters of Triskelion", to be exact (see my earlier post). You remember; the mannish woman who hit on Chekov (Cheek-oof), the glowing jelly-mould brains in the terrarium, Shatner's really bad acting...oh wait, that's *every* episode, sorry...

Or from "This Side of Paradise", where Spock makes out with an old blond flame.

"In the end, there can be only one, and it may as well be me!"-Kenny (from Highlander: The Series)

On 11 Nov 1999, Dswynne wrote:

The music in the scene was definitely from "This Side of Paradise," although a lot of the same music was used in several episodes.

Kirk teaching an alien woman to love was "The Gamesters of Triskelion," although that was not the only episode in which women had absolutely no conscious knowledge of sexuality--and had to be taught it explicitly--but still wore really slinky outfits. "The Apple" was another such episode, and another was "Requiem for Methuselah."

Except for the first season...it didn't have Chekov in it.

In article , [email] (biohazard) writes:

Actually, that episode boils down to one salient point: Hot chick in metal bikini.

hehe his voice sounded a bit like pip in that scene...lol

Umm, Rebecca?

I think Kenny's death was funny not because the monkey kicked his ass but because of Cartman's comeback to "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!!"

Naw, it was funny because the monkey was kicking his ass.