For all of you half-normal AOLers just so ya know, AOL finally (well, not really finally in that it is still pretty new) picked up alt.binaries.sputhpark.
alt.binaries.south-park
Dec 11, 199728 posts by 16 posters
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Sorry, I just looked at this and realized I can't spell or hyphenated correctly today. Sorry, I'm in a good mood, I got my PSAT score. (a tiny bit of proof that there are some semi-intelligent AOLers - I got a 1300)
Congrats on the 1300 - that is a score to be proud of...now you have one year to brush-up on the english parts! ;->
alt.binaries.sputhpark sounded cool though - lots of possibilities! ^^^^^^^^^
Gary M. :^)
Hey, be nice! <g> Well, actually I shouldn't be complaining about that. I got a 600 on the Verbal part, which is only the 85 percentile. I got a 770 on the writing. (too bad there isn't a real writing section on the SAT, only on the SAT II)
George
Congrats on the 1300 - that is a score to be proud of...now you have one year to brush-up on the english parts! ;->
alt.binaries.sputhpark sounded cool though - lots of possibilities! ^^^^^^^^^
Gary M. :^)
TheSnorks1 wrote
Sorry, I just looked at this and realized I can't spell or hyphenated correctly today. Sorry, I'm in a good mood, I got my PSAT score. (a tiny bit of proof that there are some semi-intelligent AOLers - I got a 1300)
Why waste your time taking that moronic test everyone knows the world is coming to an end in a few years anyway
That's pretty cool, I got a 1420 on the PSAT and the SAT. Exact same score too, 720 math, 700 verbal...see, all AOLers AREN'T stupid... Pete ---------------------------------------------------- Eric - "I'm the candy master!" Stan - "No no, You're the assmaster. There's a difference." --South Park-- come see my band's website: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/7044/index.html
Not too bad but.........I just took a special version of the PSAT that is written entirely in anagrams, cryptic sentences, and various dead languages and alphabets. Also, only one quarter of the normal time is allowed and the test is given in a hyperbaric chamber where the oxygen level is comparable to Camp 4 on Mt. Everest. To really test your concentration, a new genetic cross between hornets, wasps, and four-assed killers bees are released during the math portion. I scored a whopping 13000.
Steve *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~**~
Humans are the only species to protect their stupid from natural selection
HEY!!! I'm a dirty little bastard, too! (Stan)
On 13 Dec 1997 05:43:05 GMT, [email] (Fyrcanine) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
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Ha! Puny merehume, you think that test was bad? I took the SATs in Siberia, wearing nothing, dripping wet. The test was in Cthulhuesse
blood upon sheets of my own freshly peeled flesh. There was a test monitor who would walk up and down the rows, flogging anyone who looked suspicious with a cat 'o nine tails made up of various poisonous snakes. We were required to calculate pi to 6 trillion places, without a calculator, abacus or even scratch paper. Not only was the test three times as long as the normal SAT, we had only 10 minutes to finish. While taking the test, we had to battle rabid lions who had been starved for two weeks, with no weapons save our own limbs, which we were required to cut off, save your off arm, to give the lions a fair chance. Once we were finished, we had to recite numerous Sumerian oaths, in the original language, while anal raping ourselves. This last part was rather difficult for the females, but they managed. If we didn't suceed in widening our asses at least 500%, our test was burned and the ashes had to be consumed by the test's owner. If we did suceed, our test was put into a barrel with the rest of the tests whose owners had suceeded. Once everyone had finished, they picked one test from the barrel and graded it, lowering the score by 200%. Luckily, mine was picked. I only got a 1487820, though, so I had to take it again next year.
wow im impressed
i thought it was bad when i took it the middle of the ghetto where a supreme wizards suit and every five minutes it was mandatory to chant WHITE POWER
(no insult intended obviously)
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On 13 Dec 1997 04:43:29 GMT, [email] (P3DaysOut) wrote:
How the hell can you get a 700-something on the verbal? :) I got a 770 on the math and a 590 on the verbal.
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Huh strange i wonder if comedy central knows that one of their probably large demographics is a bunch of nerdy sophmores
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On 15 Dec 1997 09:11:01 GMT, "Charles Ray" wrote:
Sorry gay-ass, but I play baseball, bench press 250, and could kick your burnout ass out the window. You're probably one of those pot-smoking nobodys that can't play sports AND gets a 1.0 GPA.
[sorry for feeding the trolls but this is my first anti-charles post]
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Aah man thanks for making me laugh you nerdy sophomore oh no i cant play sports i smoke pot and i friggin love it and it was a .86 gpa thank you very much Andrew Zitnay wrote in message ...
Hey now theres nothing wrong with being a pot-smoking burnout. Besides it does make watching South Park a lot funnier.....
MoGan..
Stan: Dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonase!
I hate to say it but the dude's right. I know.
Tris ************************************* "No kitty! That's my pot pah!" - Eric Cartman
dammit, don't generalize about pot-smokers :P
On Tue, 16 Dec 1997 03:04:40 GMT, [email] (Andrew Zitnay) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
Just to get things straight, I'm almost one of those nobodys. While I can play sports, I don't cause I'm too damn lazy. I don't smoke pot <no money> _and_ my GPA is under 1.0 I do believe. You must be asking yourself 'How in the world does he pull it off?' Well, I'll share my secret: sheer slack. I've got something like 3 essays due tomorrow and haven't started one. Look at what I'm doing now: posting to a newsgroup. Also, just to set the record straight, I am _not_ a stupid person. That I read this group and manage to still spell correctly and use punctuation should be enough proof, but if you go by SATs, I got a 590 in math and 700 in verbal. I probably would have done better on the math if I had brought a calculator, but then again math has never been my strong suit.
Like i said before who told you i was typing english this is charles ray oh yeah
Congratulations. I was stoned when I took it. I got a 420.
So wait...using my divine intellect, I've deduced that you're about 13 years old. I guess that's cool T-mat "I would never belong to a club that would have ME as a member"
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Uhhh, no. Sice when do 13 yera oldstake the PSAT's??????????
Wonderful spelling. I'll have you know that I'm 13 and am taking the real SATs in January! **************************************************** "No Kitty! That's my pot pah!" - Eric Cartman
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No, actually I'm 16.
I was stoned and I got a 1600. Is that good? **************************************************** "No Kitty! That's my pot pah!" - Eric Cartman
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no way in did you get a 1600
if you did you would know better than to use AOL
Enigma7064 wrote in article ...
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No way in what? ************************************* "No kitty! That's my pot pah!" - Eric Cartman
Your spouting something out about sputhpark and AOLers are half normal? **************************************************** "No Kitty! That's my pot pah!" - Eric Cartman
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