SOUTH PARK ..DUH

TO THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH SOUTH PARK I WANTED TO KNOW IF U KNOW EVERY SINGLE THING OR PERSON WHO KILLED KENNY IF U NAME THE MOST THEN U ARE THE WALKING SOUTH PARK DICITIONARY

Ok. Frosty Short: Frosty killed him. Soxmas: Gets caught in crossfire of Jesus v. Santa. Jay Leno Short: Crushed by Leno's chin. Anal Probe: Blasted by visitors, stampeded by cows, and run over by Officer Barbrady. Volcano: Shot by Jimbo. Weight Gain 4000: Shot my Mr. Garrison and impaled on a flagpole. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride:Decapitated by football players. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig: Microwaved to death. Death: Touched by Death. Pink Eye: Crushed my Mir, chainsawed in half, crushed by a statue of Archangel Gabriel, then crushed by an airplane. Starvin' Marvin: Pecked to death. Damien: Shot by Jimbo. Tom's Rhinoplasty: Scimitar through the middle of the face. Mecha-Streisand: Strangled in a tetherball accident. Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut: Hit by train. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut: Electrocuted. Ike's Weewee: Fell into open grave and smashed by obelisk. Chickenlover: Shot by chickenlover. Mexican Staring Frog: Killed in riot on set of Jesus & Pals. City on the Edge of Forever: Eaten by big scary monster and hit by Fonzie's motorcycle. Summer Sucks: Blown up by firecracker and smashed by falling bleachers.

That's all of them except the Drugs Are Bad episode, which I can't remember for some odd reason.

His majesty, inventor of the microwave oven, magnificent one, master of all thing knowable, The Lizard King,

John McFarland

Whoa..hold it right there List-O-Matic...Cartman was killed in the Frosty short, not Kenny. They called him Kenny though but it was still Cartman

Indeed...you are correct sir. The person they called "Kenny" was Cartman in teh frosty episode...

But who did he kill when Frosty was disguised as Santa? The kid with the Parka with the hood tied too tightly...

so for all intensive purposes...frosty killed kenny!

Sir Galahad - "DUDE! I told you not to put that F***IN hat on Frosty's F***IN head, now didn't I?" http://www.primenet.com/~srgalhad

Maagic wrote in article ...

Sir Galahad wrote in article ...

Well, Frosty killed both orange parka Kenny AND Cartman/Kenny - first he kills the Cartman/Kenny, then after Frosty disguises himself as Santa, he kills orange-Kenny.

Does that mean Kenny was killed *twice* in that short?

S. Mills ([email])

The "Drugs are Bad" episode was "Ike's Wee Wee". Also, he wasn't shot in "chickenlover", a tree fell on him and killed him.

mei dei! Kennum interfecerunt! furcifri!

"Uh, okay, but ya only got 5 minutes. This place is turning into a Starbucks."

Nah, I don't think so. He didn't die in chickenfucker.

Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. - Dandemis

ok if kenny is who you are talking about he did too die in chickenlover. try watching the closing credits or goto my page and see it

In article ,

He did die in chickenfucker. At the end a tree fell on him.

It was only a small tree, just a bad cut & a mild concussion. Nothing that Ken couldn't handle.

Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. - Dandemis

Some clarifications...

Actually, crushed by a bust knocked off the shelf by Jay Leno's chin.

Dismembered by football players. He was in multiple pieces.

Again, dismembered.

We never saw the monster eat him. The monster just carried him off. It's assumed the monster ate him. Kenny COULD have escaped. BUT, it was all Kyle's dream, so it really doesn't count.

You know... neither can I for some reason. Must be all those drugs I did...

(If that was the 'Fetus Head' episode, he was spiked really hard by a dodgeball, and splattered against a wall.)

Scott

Ooh! Ooh! I just remembered! He fell into the grave and the headstone fell on him, remember?

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" "You bastards."

Hmmph...guess my friends are right about me...

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

OK here goes, being a complete lifeless lump of goo, I can recite EVERY Kenny death EXACTLY! NO MISTAKES!

"The Spirit Of Christmas: The Frosty Version" :Cartman is named "Kenny" and is killed, BUT an unnamed character who resembles present day Kenny (some what) is killed when Frosty , posing as Santa, attacks the scamps. The hooded one is lifted and thrown into the air, he lands next to Cartman's dead body. BTW when he lands his head pops off.

"The Spirit of Christmas": Kenny's head is knocked off by Santa's fireball thingy that he was intending to throw at Jesus. Kenny's decapitated head goes flying into a statue which falls and crushes three kids standing next to it.

"A SP Promo shown a few weeks before the series first aired": the 4 scamps are standing at the bus stop and a tree falls on Kenny. The announcer changes his description of the show from a show about 4 charming boys to 3 charming boys after Kenny is killed.

"Cartman Gets An Anal Probe" : Kenny is shot into the street by the visitors. He is not badly injured though and stands up in the street. He is soon run over by a herd of cows. He is still more or less OK so he gets up again and is hit by Barbrady speeding in his cop car after the cows, knocking Kenny dead to the side of the road.

"Weight Gain 4000": Kenny is accidentally shot by Mr. Garrison when he gets in the way of Kathie Lee Gifford cuz the stage they are standing on breaks under Cartman's fatass. After being shot Kenny goes flying and lands head first onto a pointy flagpole, which he then sllloooowwwllly slides down.

"Volcano": Kenny is crushed by a lava ball but somehow escapes only to be accidentally shot by Ned when he dropped his gun. (hhmmm even though he was outta ammo too.. hmmmm The Kill Kenny At Any Cost Conspiracy)

"Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride": While playing football Kenny is attacked by some opponents and is dismembered by them.

"An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig": Kenny is knocked into Stan's microwave by Stan's evil Genetic Mutant clone and after aboot a minute of cooking falls out burnt to a crisp. (another thing to add to the conspirasy, the micro wave turned itself on!)

"Death": This one is a sure candidate for the Conspiracy, death himself comes to South Park with the sole purpose of disposing of Kenny. He does so by tapping him on the head.

"Pink Eye": Kenny is crushed by MIR space station and then comes back as a zombie. To stop all the other zombies Kyle must kill Kenny, he does this by chopping him in half with a chainsaw. After being buried, Kenny rises from the dead once again, only be crushed by a statue and a crashing airplane lands on him too.

"Starvin' Marvin": Kenny is pecked to death by rabid mutant turkeys.

"The Jay Leno Short": Jay's chin knocks a bust of George Washington into the air causing it to land on Kenny's head and crushing it.

"Mr. Hankey: The Christmas Poo": Kenny does not die. He does however almost get electrocuted and eaten by a shark.

"The Countdown to the New Year short": The 7 in the year 1997 on the back wall falls over to make way fer the number 8 only to have the 7 fall off and crush poor old Kenny.

"Damien": After being turned into a duck billed platypus by Damien, Kenny is accidentally shot by Jimbo

"Tom's Rinoplasty": Miss Ellen is fighting to get a sword out of one of the Iraq's hands and accidentally lets it slip into the air right towards Kenny, who was unfortunately standing up when he was told to sit down, stabbing him in the head and pinning him to the wall.

"Mecha-Striesand": Kenny goes to play with a tetherball and accidentally chokes himself to death on the rope.

"Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut": Kenny is dragged by a malfunctioning go-cart onto a set of railroad tracks, where the ol' Silver Slicer runs him over.

"The Rarely seen but I have a copy on tape hehehehehe and you don't 'American Comedy Awards Segment' ": In this the 4 scamps are watching the awards show when the TV reception goes out and Cartman asks Kenny to fix the reception. So Kenny jumps onto of the TV and fiddles with the rabbit ears only to be *somehow* electrocuted by them, knocking his eyes right outta their sockets!

"Not Without My Anus": No death since the 4 scamps were not in this one.

"Cartman's Mom Is STILL A Dirty Slut": Kenny gives up his own life by holding together to wires so that the Hell's Pass Hospital can have electricity. Kenny electrocutes himself and then later his corpse becomes frozen.

"Ike's Wee Wee": Kenny falls into an open grave where the large headstone at the top of it snaps off and falls in on top of him, crushing him.

"Chickenlover": Kenny is almost crushed by a car, then he is almost splattered against a wall, Then he is almost shot. Finally he dies during the fake end credits when, while watching a parade a tree falls on him.

"Conjoined Fetus Lady": Kenny is splattered against the wall when he is hit by a dodgeball.

"The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka": Kenny is ripped in half during a riot on the set of Jesus and Pals.

"The City On The Edge Of Forever": Well technically Kenny doesn't die in this one cuz it was all just a dream but, in the dream Kenny is taken away by the Big Black Scary Monster and we assume eaten. Then in a flashback had by Cartman the Fonz's motorcycle goes out of control and smooshes Kenny's head up against a brick wall splattering blood onto the wall and Killing Kenny!

"Summer Sucks": In a flashback we see baby Kenny playing with a firecracker and his head and arms are blown off. Then in present day Kenny is knocked to the ground by the giant ash snake and his lying under a set of bleachers which the snake falls onto making the the bleachers fall and crush Kenny's head, splattering his head on the ground.

This is sooo sad......

THIS IS NATASHA (KEROPI16)

AND I AM NAMING JCMANDHRM THE

NEW WALKING SOUTH PARK

DICTIONARY.SO YOU MAY NOW

REFER TO HIM AS THE WALKING

SOUTHPARK DICTIONARY

K.....

LUV SOUTH PARK FREAK (NATASHA) ((KEROPI16))

KEROPI16 wrote:

Ummm ... that would make them an encyclopaedia ...

Capslock, hon.

~Lindsay :)

"God planned it so I'd always win." -Me

"Weirdness is an art, and we have come to master it."-Us (Kim and Lindsay)