I would say only this to you:
"And the servants of Meslah came before the portal of the Covenant and asked to be given passage. But a voice from the land of Babel turned the men of Meslah away, saying that they had not looked to the Savior when he had lent a tongue to their ears."
Repent you blasphemous dogs! Give up your heresy now, in the kingdom of man, before the day of Gabriel approaches and it is too late!
bReAd said...
Aw, geez, if some guy came up and stuck his tongue in *my* ears, I wouldn't look to him, either!!
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You mock the scripture? Then you move one step closer to eternal DAMNATION, child!
On Thu, 15 Jul 1999 12:10:45 -0700, bReAd posted :
Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy, too?
Believe in her? I'm married to her! And Santa Claus is my deadbeat dad!
Bread -
You are married to my mom, is she done with the alcoholic binge and the S&M thing?
You found Grandpa too? Oh, Bread, you saved our lives. But bunny, Easter, died last Friday and I have been down in the dumps because of it. But now that you found Grandpa (is he done with the whole child molestation case?) and Mom is doing better, that cheers me up again. Oh, yeah - there was a message on voice mail from a guy named Hayzus Kriste, he said thanks for spreading the word.
LJ
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First off, don't feed the trolls. You know better than that, kids.
Secondly, welcome to the mail filter, you twit.
*PLONK*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
----- Lone Wolf Well, isn't that cute. BUT IT'S WRONG!!!
"I'm gonna go play some D & D... in memorium." "That's touching, man." - Froehike and Langely, The X-Files
I, myself, found Jesus on South Park! And turns out he's not much better than the rest of us!!!!!!
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I would, if it were Trey Parker....
or Jesus, for that matter, if he looks anything like his pictures.
I mean a-hubba-hubba....
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Okay, you have a point there. ::grin::
Tir
In the immortal words of Cartman, "Fuck fuckity fuck fuck!"
bReAd wrote in message news:[email]...
[snip blah-blah]
^^^^^^^
Oh, my god...the first time around, I read that as "gerbil".
[email] said...
LMAO!!!!!
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Hey Joe? Have you heard anything about this? Has the "servent of Meslah" come before your portal recently?
I guess this Meslah is in the door to door sales business.
Which leads us right back to felching.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.Fiendish child! Do you not understand that when you mock the name of Meslah you are mocking one of the holiest figures in history? Do you have no shame, child? Do you seek the damnation eternal so readily? Repent now child, and do so with deepest humility, before the archangel from below claims your miscreant soul!
I did'nt hear anyone dissing Brian Boitano. Did anyone here read anyone dissing Brian Boitano? I sure did'nt.
You're a riot! Do you do Bar Mitzvahs and weddings too?
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Nah, he only does bris milahs, because that way he gets to keep the tip.
You think you are very funny, don't you? Well, maybe you are. I am not one to judge; only hear me speak, jesting man, for my words to you are few: if only you could put your wit and cheer to good use in the service of the King of Lords, you would indeed be a warrior for the ages!
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I think he's hilarious, myself.
Hello... USENET. Text medium. Soundless.
Does that mean you'll shut up and go away soon?
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Aw shucks, Ma'am. I just do my best. :)
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.Oh, stop sucking your own cock...even if it is a rat cock.
I don't know...sounds pretty dirty to me:
"And the servants of Meslah came before the portal of the Covenant and asked to be given passage. But a voice from the land of Babel turned the men of Meslah away, saying that they had not looked to the Savior when he had lent a tongue to their ears."
Looks like Jesus held a grudge because the "servants of Meslah" spurned his advances the first time.
<<Dave wrote:
Fiendish child! Do you not understand that when you mock the name of Meslah you are mocking one of the holiest figures in history? Do you have no shame, child? Do you seek the damnation eternal so readily? Repent now child, and do so with deepest humility, before the archangel from below claims your miscreant soul! >>
What's the big fucking deal? Fuck fuckety fuck fuck Meslah, fuck Jesus too.
Long live the Bill Of Rights!
"Education is the ultimate weapon and the master key." -Daniel M. Gordon, IQ 123
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"Daniel M. Gordon" wrote:
Ummmmmm he was just kidding dude. Chill.
-Toni
Why is it that when I'm kidding, you persecute me but when he's kidding you jusy pass it off and say chill?
Bread - this is a joke, right? You're taking the piss out of those highly religious people, right? Please tell me you don't think this crap for real...
I take my crap quite seriously, thank you.
AHem! one more time for the Jeezoid.
"He is YOUR god, they are YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell.".
Blasphemous Dogs???? Hey I may be a Dog but I ain`t blasphemous.
I am not a "Jeezoid", child of the lost city. I am saved, I am a soldier, my soul is cleansed from all that wreaks of the stench of this world. But call me what you will: in the end it is YOU that will spend your days wandering the caverns of dark prince alone and with the counsel of none.
On Thu, 15 Jul 1999 16:04:06 -0700, bReAd wrote:
Except Saddam.
You got dat right!
bReAd wrote in message ...>
BLAH BLAH BLARDY BLAH BLAH
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
or as Cartman would say
I love Cheesy Poofs you love Cheesy Poofs if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs we'd be lame.
NOW THAT SOUNDS PRETTY SWEET TO ME. KICK ASS
I am not aware of "Cartman", though I am aware of the great scribe and seer Ezekiel. Am I to presume that "Cartman" is not of the Gospel but rather of this vile cartoon to whom the children of the lost city pledge allegiance?
On Thu, 15 Jul 1999 18:35:16 -0700, bReAd wrote:
As if the "[email]" email address wasn't enough, I think we can safely say that this guy isn't serious.
-Mr. Nonacho
Wow...so you just rant on even though you have no idea what you are talking about then, huh?? Ooopsies...sorry, I already knew that.
<sigh> I go to church every sunday, i pray every night,and i consider myself a very good Christian and follow the teachings of Jesus. And guess what,,,ive seen every ep of south park and laughed at each one. People like you are like the people who kept calling ozzy and judas priest (2 of my fav bands btw) "satanic".
Dude, it was a joke, alright, just forget it.
yeah a stupid lameass joke.
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How can you be so offended by South Park when you've obviously never watched a single epsiode of it? Because anyone who has can tell you who (Eric) Cartman is.
Just curious.. ~Starla
So sayeth our man in Englewood.
Preach on, Brother Chuckie.
Regale us with readings from the Book of Cartman.
Chapter 9, verses 12-14
"...and lo, with divine providence, and authoritah, we did summon unto us the poofbearers, and we did feast upon the poofs. Sweet!! And they were most cheesy, and they were good, and we gave eternal thanks to our brethren for the poofs, that they may satisfy our desire. Kickass! No kittay!!"
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Nothing to add here, I just wanted to see this reposted. ::Grin::
Tir
(snip)
Oh, hi, Jules. How are Marcellus & his lovely wife?
Bill Lynch
<<I am saved, I am a soldier, my soul is cleansed from all that wreaks of the stench of this world. But call me what you will: in the end it is YOU that will spend your days wandering the caverns of dark prince alone and with the counsel of none.>>
Hmm.....well isn't that nice to know that *you* have a first-class ticket on the Learjet to heaven......and that you also seem to know who does *not*. How can you be so sure that you do? Has the Church been selling indulgences again?
furplay wrote in message ...
ummm dude...
he's kidding ...
Covenant's one of the few sharp ones in here. The rest of you were duped pretty damn easily (c'mon you know who you are).
Oh! He said damn! Now he too must BURN in the fires of hell..............
The Pacifist
bReAd wrote in message ...
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yes, I know. I just wanted to use that saying again.
bReAd wrote in message ...
But... but...
I don't HAVE a portal !!!!
(How can you lend a tongue to your ears??)
It's already too late.
Gabriel left Genesis years ago........
...and your point being...?
Peace, Vince Yim