-- THE MOST DISGUSTING JOKE OF ALL TIME --

Hello.

Recently I heard a joke so disgusting that it put the "quarter pounder" one to shame. If you want to hear it, read on.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS JOKE
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Are you still reading? You don't want to read this joke. Trust me.
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I put this in rot-13. It's that sick. Your newsreader will be able to decode it. But don't. Seriously. You don't want to read it. Oh well.

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Martin Hazelbower wrote:

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What's rot-13 and how do I do that with my newsreader?

<snip encoded joke>

-Toni

Toni wrote:

If you use Netscape's newsreader, go to View, then click Unscramble (ROT13).

What is it?............ I haven't a damned clue.

BTW, that was a pretty nasty joke, Martin... but I thought it would be a lot worse.

(ROT13).

lot

If you use Outlook Express, go to Eidt and then select Unscramble. It's a way of scrambling the letters so that they don't make any sense. Think of it as a universal secret code. I think it's to keep things from young eyes, but I'm not certain. By the way, Martin. You're joke was sick, but mine beats it. We can put this to a usenet vote if you want, but mine's more disgusting.

Jeff

Im curious to see what the joke is, can anyone send it unscrambled to me?

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, [email] (Can-O-Whoopa$ 3:16) wrote:

Sent.

BitchMom WebMistress of Billzhouse.com Founder of #alt.tv.southpark ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ For all your SouthPark needs visit http://www.billzhouse.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Visit #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet Point your java enabled browser to: http://www.members.tripod.com/TheSilverRaven/sp_chat.htm Or connect with mIRC or pIRCh, choose IRC Network Dalnet When you get connected, type in /join #alt.tv.southpark *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* remove MY to email me

Yes, ditto..ditto ditto ditto. <g>

-Kim (curious and perverted)

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, [email] (ZoeHeris) wrote:

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BitchMom WebMistress of Billzhouse.com Founder of #alt.tv.southpark ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ For all your SouthPark needs visit http://www.billzhouse.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Visit #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet Point your java enabled browser to: http://www.members.tripod.com/TheSilverRaven/sp_chat.htm Or connect with mIRC or pIRCh, choose IRC Network Dalnet When you get connected, type in /join #alt.tv.southpark *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* remove MY to email me

In article , [email] (ZoeHeris) writes:

God, what is this joke? I must know!

JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling

I've heard this joke somewhere before...Chocolate Milk!!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

KrytenToo wrote:

In article , [email] (BitchMom) wrote:

Yes... sorry to trouble you, BitchMom, but could you send that to me, too? <:)

the_ "Please don't hit me" davester nirvanasongs @ yahoo.com http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Remember... sentience is overrated" -- Me "There is no progress / Evolution killed it all" -- Green Day

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, [email] (the_davester) wrote:

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BitchMom WebMistress of Billzhouse.com Founder of #alt.tv.southpark ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ For all your SouthPark needs visit http://www.billzhouse.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Visit #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet Point your java enabled browser to: http://www.members.tripod.com/TheSilverRaven/sp_chat.htm Or connect with mIRC or pIRCh, choose IRC Network Dalnet When you get connected, type in /join #alt.tv.southpark *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* remove MY to email me

and me as well, my newsreader's ROT13 is messed up

Add me to that list

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, [email] (Ds2587sp) wrote:

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BitchMom WebMistress of Billzhouse.com Founder of #alt.tv.southpark ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ For all your SouthPark needs visit http://www.billzhouse.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Visit #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet Point your java enabled browser to: http://www.members.tripod.com/TheSilverRaven/sp_chat.htm Or connect with mIRC or pIRCh, choose IRC Network Dalnet When you get connected, type in /join #alt.tv.southpark *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* remove MY to email me

Me too

On Sat, 13 Feb 1999 16:41:52 -0600, "Jeff Plas" wrote:

his was sick, but if yours is even more...
what's your joke?
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"I love you guys... ah screw you guys!" (Cartman)
"                                     " (Silent Bob)

You must not have bee following that thread, I guess. here goes:

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A: Quarter pounder with cheese.

Jeff

On Sun, 14 Feb 1999 12:06:52 -0600, "Jeff Plas" wrote:

that's sick!!!
and i have been reading the thread, your message didn't show up i
suppose.
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"I love you guys... ah screw you guys!" (Cartman)
"                                     " (Silent Bob)

Oh, no. It was part of another thread, that's what I meant. You must not have followed the thread where I'd originally posted it. So, let's put this to a vote. Which is more disgusing. Breast Cancer by Martin Hazelbower, or Quarter Pounder by me>

Jeff

I'd have to go with Breast Cancer..that joke just made me have the sudden urge to vomit.

-Kim

On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 14:44:29 -0600, "Jeff Plas" wrote:

Sorry Jeff, but I'll have to vote for breast cancer. Mostly because it's longer and builds up quuite a lot of suspense...

Chris

In article , Jeff Plas writes

ROT-13 is a simple form of encryption... letters are rotated by 13. This means that encoding and decoding can be done by the same code, and it's used to hide things from obvious vision... ie if you want to stop people seeing things like spoilers by accident.

Al Kennedy wrote:

Uhm, I went to View on my newsreader (Netscape), but there's no Unscramble function.

-Toni

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, Toni wrote:

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BitchMom WebMistress of Billzhouse.com Founder of #alt.tv.southpark ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ For all your SouthPark needs visit http://www.billzhouse.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Visit #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet Point your java enabled browser to: http://www.members.tripod.com/TheSilverRaven/sp_chat.htm Or connect with mIRC or pIRCh, choose IRC Network Dalnet When you get connected, type in /join #alt.tv.southpark *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* remove MY to email me

Toni wrote:

Huh... maybe you use a different version. Oh well...

On Sat, 13 Feb 1999 16:16:21 -0800, Toni wrote:

Then you newsreader is broken and you probably would want to get a new one. (Free)Agent is a pretty good choise if your computer's running Windows.

Please don't post binaries here. Thanks.

-Toni

Kent Sweetnam wrote:

On Sat, 13 Feb 1999 15:42:34 -0500, Al Kennedy wrote:

In Forte Agent, select the encoded text, then choose "Apply ROT-13" from the context menu.

ROT-13 (ROTate by 13 letters) is only to prevent someone from reading possibly offensive material accidenally. Each letter is shifted by 13 places in the alphabet thus rendering the text unreadable. As the alphabet has 26 letters repeating the procedure will restore the original text. This was broadened to work with all ascii characters.

Christian Pernegger

In article , [email] (Martin Hazelbower) wrote:

<snip ... gag ... hurl>

Since you posted the joke in rot-13, I must reply in same:

Gung jnf gubebhtuyl qvfthfgvat, lbh fvpx chccl! V vzzrqvngryl sryg dhrnfl hcba ernqvat gur chapuyvar! Rrrrrrjjjjj! V'yy arire qevax pubpbyngr zvyx ntnva! Xraal jbhyq or cebhq bs lbh <t>!

For those w/out rot-13 (or don't know how to use it ... though it's pretty common and easy to use), I basically said it was a truly disgusting joke and Kenny would be proud of him.

<snip> AAAAAAAARRRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!! *pukes all over keyboard* Yuck!

Floyd wrote in message ... Hello.

Recently I heard a reply to a joke so disgusting that it put the "present joke" to shame. If you want to hear it, read on.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS JOKE
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PLOP!

According to Zubanski, it was Sat, 13 Feb 1999 10:37:07 -0800 when [email] (Martin Hazelbower) approached him in the old spaghetti factory. Zubanski then makes the dubious claim of being handed a letter containing the following text:

Quarter pounder one? Tell me more. O_O

<snipperoony>

ROT-13ed for protection and whatnot:

Gung wbxr erzvaqrq zr bs bar bs gubfr heona yrtraqf. Nppbeqvat gb Ohetre Xvat, oernfg pnapre vf n juvgr znlb-yvxr syhvq. Ng yrnfg, va puvpxraf vg vf...

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, [email] (Martin Hazelbower) wrote:

I'm tired of emailing everyone this joke. Below you will find the joke unscrambled.

BitchMom WebMistress of Billzhouse.com Founder of #alt.tv.southpark ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ For all your SouthPark needs visit http://www.billzhouse.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Visit #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet Point your java enabled browser to: http://www.members.tripod.com/TheSilverRaven/sp_chat.htm Or connect with mIRC or pIRCh, choose IRC Network Dalnet When you get connected, type in /join #alt.tv.southpark *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* remove MY to email me

aaaah! GROSS!

A Thoroughly Disgusted Gyrex Derision
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DAMN GROSS MAN!

That is some sick S%&T!!

On Mon, 15 Feb 1999 23:27:10 GMT, [email] (BitchMom) wrote:

people wanted you to e-mail em? jeez how hard is it to highlight and right-click rot13 sigh On Mon, 15 Feb 1999 23:27:10 GMT, [email] (BitchMom) wrote: