Was he murdered or a was it a heart attack?
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"Oh my god, they killed Chris Farley, you bastards!"
Dec 19, 199741 posts by 25 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Nope heart attack and I'll put $50 down right now saying it was drugs... he always said he wanted to be like his hero John Belushi... so I guess all they have left for fat guy roles is what.. John Goodman?
Dementia
MStyles97 wrote in article ...
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i have to agree i bet he was tripping his balls off and then he started to freak out and his heart exploded
chris farley was a truly great actor but this was something you could just fortell and wonder when it would happen
well miss you chris
Dementia wrote in article ...
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Belushi dead at 33. Farley dead at 33. Farley idolized Belushi. Coincidence? I think not!
Hendrix dead at 27 joplin dead at 27 cobain dead at 27 so many others why write them coincidence i think so
On Fri, 19 Dec 1997 19:31:19 -0800, "The Nameless One" wrote:
OK. Someone find out which singer died at the same age as Elvis. That should straighten a lot of this bullshit out. Elvis is the Rosetta Stone of coincidence and cosmic forces.
Elvis isn't dead. He just went back to his home planet!
Sorsha
i doubt it was on purpose on farleys behalf
Frank Rizzo ([email]) wrote:
Now THIS statement is funnier than anything that Farley ever did.
dsh
That's what I said, it had to be drug related, I say uppers!! He was to hyper all the time. It just wasn't normal!
Dementia wrote:
Vannessa writes:
I agree, it *was* murder.
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Yea Bill Clinton's dog buddy did it.
The guy sweated profusely getting out of bed.
With or without drugs that tree was ready to fall.
-Jeem, Wished he would have let me taken life insurance out on him.
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He got high on drugs Then he overdosed on Prozac or Ritalin or Adderall or something Then he just passed out!
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And he was svelte. And he danced like a gazel.
And I'll always look at his peecture and say "why wasn't it me lord". And the lord will say "Gain another 500 lbs and it will be".
-Jeem, he was no Eric Cartmen.
You got THAT right.... now if only they could get rid of David Spade!!!! heee hee
Dementia
Vannessa wrote in article ...
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guys please stop baggering chris farley i mean he really died it wasnt a kenny death okay he was funny on snl i tell you his spirit will get you for those remarks
Hell, if it was a death he didn't deserve, okay fine, I see your point, but the guy wanted to be like his hero, John Belushi... all drugged up and pigged out... got his wish I see. I think we're all just sick of all the deaths.. I mean Michael Hutchence, John Denver, Princess Di, Mother Teresa, Gianni Versacce.... is this like one of the seven signs?
Dementia
Stripe637 wrote in article ...
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God you guys, death isnt funny besides on south park. Its really sad because in the movie industry, people are pressured to take drugs (thats how he died.) He was a great person, and we will all miss him. Please dont make fun of death. Id wonder if youd be laughing if you were dead.
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Oh, nobody MADE him take drugs or baloon up to 300lbs. He could have been the fat guy at 250 or so.
I'm not really laughing, myself. I am of course stating my opinion that people who abuse their bodies that way are pretty much destined to die at the age of 33.
I embrace death
This has got to be the stupidest question I've ever seen. Hello, you can't laugh if you're dead.
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hell im pressured to take drugs at my school and you dont see me taking them
anymore
on a regular basis
in public
in front of hundreds of people
when the walls start chasing me
and my locker bit me once
AND OH MY GOD HERE COME THE WALLS LOOK OUT
Elecron57 wrote in article ...
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Ha ha ha ha!!!!
"Hey, fat guy...wanna be in the movie?"
"uh, okay."
"Well you'll have to take these drugs first"
"But I don't want to"
"No drugs, no movies, now shoot up!"
"Alright."
shootshootshoot
"Gack!"
Dead
OF COURSE we wouldn't be laughing, we'd be rotting!
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congratulations...you win a loserstamp!
humph...probably a democrat!
Democrats piss me off!
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I'll put $100 down saying he was a fat cow who moved around like he wasn't, which killed him. I liked him alot but you could tell that guy was gonna die the first time you saw him bouncing around like that, with all that weight.
Do you want to know how elvis died he was so fat that when he tried to take a shit his colon got clogged and it exploded and he died on the toilet now thats comedy
In article , [email] (MStyles97) wrote:
Actually, he was found face down in a pool of his own flab.
--Jim Spurrier
Dude, that's not even funny. Chris Farley was one of the funniest comedians ever.
HELLO... ever??? No way....... ut uh... not even close.... don't EVEN go there. He was an idiot, and a good idiot, plain and simple.
Demmy
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On 20 Dec 1997 18:57:20 GMT, "Dementia" wrote:
Well that settles it then, doesn't it? I mean, who would know "idiot standards" better than our friend Dementia?
Cruxley Croker wrote in article ...
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Oh, and I'm sure others other than Mr Nameless One will agree. Lok I'm not even going to go there. I'mnot saying Chris Farley wasn't good. he was a physical comedian, and a good physical comedian. But he was FAR from the best comedian ever.
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Actually He was one of the greats its just too bad he couldnt give up that last bucket of kfc like so many other greats
Will there be a backlog of Kenny's? What if in the next show there are two of him? If he keeps regenerating between shows we will start to have Kenny's backed up all over the fuck'n place. They must kill him sometime. It was the most tender moment in the X-mas show when they left him alone,but he must die sometime! Those Bastards!
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probably a heart attack.. dudes like him carry fudge rounds in their back pockets. he's iowa-style fat...
- nikhaulos acrimonious
It was a heart attack MStyles97 wrote in message ...
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"Ray Brown" writes:
I agree, now if only we could tell that to these other buffoons.
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Wasn't it Phil Oliver that killed him. Or maybe it was Phil Selway, because we all know he wasn't at the Hammerstein Ballroom on Friday, that was Billy.
-Troy
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I thought Jack killed him... Jack Daniels that is............
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