(Bus Stop)
KENNY: And then he sticks it into her and then everyone starts groaning.
CARTMAN: That's Basic Instinct? I thought it was a nature programme about Lions and Tigers and stuff!
KYLE: I watched a scary movie last night!
CARTMAN: Of course you did Kyle. Your parents have lots of scary movies don't they Kyle? Yes, big fan of scary movies is your mom.
KYLE: I did watch a scary movie fat-ass!
CARTMAN: Ay! I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!
STAN: What was this movie then Kyle?
KYLE: Psy-Psy-
CARTMAN: He can't even remember what it was called!
KYLE: Psycho!
STAN: Psycho? What's that about?
KENNY: Cartman's mom?
CARTMAN: Ay!
KYLE: It's a dead scary movie. You'd have been wetting your pants!
CARTMAN: Whatever.
STAN: Cartman?
CARTMAN: Yes?
STAN: Where's all your stuff for the trip?
CARTMAN: I don't need any!
STAN: We're going to Washington! What are you going to do on the coach then?
CARTMAN: Kenny hasn't got any luggage either, but then again that's because his family are so poor they can't afford anything!
KENNY: I'm gonna kick your ass Cartman!
[Coach pulls up]
MR GARRISON: Alright kids, get on.
KYLE: Have you reserved Cartman two seats?
CARTMAN: Ay!
(On the bus)
[Kyle and Stan are sitting behind Cartman and Kenny eating Cheesy Poofs]
KYLE: Are you sure you don't want any Cheesy Poofs Cartman?
[Kyle dangles the packet over Cartman's head]
CARTMAN: Yeah I w-want the C-Cheesy P-Poofs!
KYLE: Maybe you should have bought some then!
CARTMAN: I reckon Kenny's right we ought to have a sing-song!
PIP: Oh right ho Eric!
CARTMAN: I'll start. Kyle's mom's a bitch She's a big fat bitch She's biggest fat bitch in the whole wide world!
KYLE: Don't call my mom a bitch Cartman!
CARTMAN :Okay then. I'll sing a different song. Kenny's so poor He lives on the floor His Dad's an Alcoholic His Mom's a Chocoholic Oh yeah!
KENNY: My mom is not a chocoholic! CARTMAN: Well you think of something else that rhymes with alcoholic then!
KENNY: At least my mom isn't my dad!
CARTMAN: Ay! Screw you, I think it's about time I went home. Stop the coach! Stop the coach!
DRIVER: What the hell is going on back there?
MR GARRISON: It's alright, it's just Eric having his mid-morning tantrum!
CARTMAN: Ay! I'll kick you square in the nuts!
MR GARRISON: That isn't a very nice way to talk to your teacher is it Mr Hat?
MR HAT: Eric! Go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
MR GARRISON: Yeah. So sit down Eric!
[Cartman sits down]
CARTMAN: Slave's never finished Master got me working Someday master set me free!
KYLE: Shut up dude!
STAN: Yeah you're playing havoc with my eardrums!
CARTMAN: I'll sing if I want to.
MR GARRISON: And I'll put you in detention for a year if I want to!
CARTMAN: Goddamn it!
[Commercial Break]
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