"South Park" trivia

     That guy with no face is real.  CNN did a news story about him.  They had
to surgically remove most of his face because he had a fungal infection that
would've otherwise been fatal.
     There really was a Lobster Boy.  He was this guy with pincer shaped hands.
He was murdered by his wife I think, because he was a spousal abuser.  Shows
like "City Confidential" and "True Hollywood Story" did episodes about him.
     I was channel surfing one day and I found out that Maury Povich really did
do an "out of control children" episode.

About the episode: Anyone else spot the Conjoined Fetus Lady and Ben Affleck's parents in the crowd?

On or about 20 Mar 2002 22:43:29 -0600, Juan F. Lara made the sensational claim that:

Yeah, and Eric Stolz's character from Mask too.

I think I saw Woody Allen towards the back as well. I could be wrong, though.

Was that Carrot Top in there?

PZB

"Poppy Z. Brite" wrote in message news:[email]...

http://www.nashvillerage.com/culture/features/090601weather/art/carrottop.j pg

http://www.justplaincher.com/movies/mask/mask3.htm

Easy mistake. :-)

God DAMN, that's scary.

PZB

On Wed, 20 Mar 2002 23:46:42 -0500, Stan wrote:

Doesn't he usually send the kids to boot camp?

On Thu, 21 Mar 2002 00:32:23 -0500, Stan wrote:

I knew I'd be in trouble for "admitting" watching things like that. But to you, I just say "What-ever! I do what I want!" :)

On 20 Mar 2002 22:43:29 -0600, [email] (Juan F. Lara) wrote:

Saw him on Ripley's.

Seen him on some Discovery Channel show

Every talk show host has. They parade some white trash around and let the audience yell at them. Nothing new there.

No, but I think I saw the kid from the movie "Mask" in the picket line.

----- "Damned poetic justice." - Daria

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"Juan F. Lara" wrote in message ...

He does lots of out of control children episodes. He finds the skankiest teenybopper sluts who describe in graphic detail all the things they do in front of their mothers. And he really does like to mix a few freaks in once in awhile. The last freak I saw was a poor deformed 19 year old girl whose height was stunted and her lips were permanently in a kissy position. I still like Jerry Springer better, though he needs to do something besides bizarre transexual love triangles.

In article , "Diablo" writes:

Don't forget all of Maury's paternity shows.

And Springer would be more entertaining if he brought back the KKK morons once in a while. I could use a good laugh.

On 21 Mar 2002 23:34:36 GMT, [email] (OnsenMark) wrote:

"Well, we've tested Billy Bob, Billy, Billy Joe, Bob, Joe, and Reginald. The DNA doesn't match little Antnee. Do you have a seventh possible father that we could test?"

19 years old, lips in kissy position and short? HHHmmmmmm.....

"GMAN" wrote in message ...

wrote:

She even had a flat head that you could rest your beer on.

Usually the lineup rotates like this (not always in this order):

Out-of-control children Paternity tests Teenage girls having sex with older men Girls who dress like boys/vice versa

Last night I saw one out-of-control girl doing an "I do what I want" type of speech. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

"Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! AH-ha-ha-ha-ha... Oo, I wet 'em!" --Monty Python

"Fudge, Packer?" --Cannibal! The Musical

Say, why wasn't that skier chick from last week's episode--the one with the monsters for tits--there?

I saw the nurse easily, as well as the couple with asses for faces, and that redheaded guy/girl?? from some movie with Cher in it I recall passing. Never learned the title.

Now that you mention it, I do remember reading about that, but I thought it was just his nose that had been removed.

NoNoNo, "Lobster Boy" killed his father, who was also a circus freak.

I think that was a different guy ... if memory serves me right, they made a new nose out of part of his ass (you guys, I'm like seriously), grafted it onto his forehead to take hold, then later twisted it around to the proper "nose" position.

PZB